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Rebellion in a Dwarf Fortress: A [Mini][Phalla] - Commoners(Village) Win!

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote: »
    It isn't public, everyone is gonna have to PM the nethead who they're apprenticing under.

    It's fun drowning the nethead in information.

    I have been battling this wild horse for 3 seasons so far, hows the rest of the fort doing?

    I bought a wooden warhammer in the hopes of giving it to the Hammerer but I got attached to it, not doing much damage to this horse though.

    Also I generally prefer Swamp Brew and Pigtail seeds, got any of those?

    Phyphor[/b since I am jealous of his Artifact box.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Romanqwerty because only mafia vote out the magic box on day one.

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Delmain for clearly being a demon from the deep come to kill us all.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    He's the cutest cthulhu though. It's like dying to a puppy.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    He's the cutest cthulhu though. It's like dying to a puppy.

    Please don't remind me of puppies from the deep recesses of the earth.

    Oh the horse just dodged off a cliff. Time for a drink!

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    He's the cutest cthulhu though. It's like dying to a puppy.

    A puppy born during combat, no less.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    The chaos of day one really does fit well with the theme.

    Or so I have heard.
    I have never played Dwarf Fortress

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    You need water to brew, clearly you're not a Dwarf and some kind of impostor as all Dwarves know how to brew instinctively.
    Clearly you are some kind of impostor, why would you need water to brew?

    To put the material in so it can ferment, I proclaim 38th and TRV to be in CAHOOTS!
    Such lack of knowledge of dwarven brewing can only come from the mind of a noble! That might be the way humans brew, but we don't need no stinking water.

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    chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    You need water to brew, clearly you're not a Dwarf and some kind of impostor as all Dwarves know how to brew instinctively.
    Clearly you are some kind of impostor, why would you need water to brew?

    To put the material in so it can ferment, I proclaim 38th and TRV to be in CAHOOTS!
    Such lack of knowledge of dwarven brewing can only come from the mind of a noble! That might be the way humans brew, but we don't need no stinking water.

    Do you just squeeze the hops until...?

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    chamberlain wrote: »
    I have never played Dwarf Fortress

    Well, if our fortress holds true to form,
    we will all go mad and kill each other if we don't starve first.

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    chamberlain wrote: »
    The chaos of day one really does fit well with the theme.

    Or so I have heard.


    I have never played Dwarf Fortress

    Oh, excellent. I was looking for a reason to vote for somebody.

    chamberlain

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    For being a goose

    I needed a name to post

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Can we get a vote count please?

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Ask and you shall receive!

    Kime: 4 (Cythraul, Kilnaga, Phyphor, The Anonymous)
    Stever777: 4 (Megafrost, Mill, MrTLicious, TheRoadVirus)
    TheRoadVirus: 4 (Kime, spool32, blahmcblah, chamberlain)
    Phyphor: 2 (romanqwerty, Void Slayer)
    Delmain: 2 (Typhus733, Baidol)
    Kilnaga: 1 (Anialos)
    Schuss: 1 (jdarksun)
    MrTLicious: 1 (Retaba)
    jdarksun: 1 (schuss)
    Baidol: 1 (Zombie Hero)
    SeGaTai: 1 (38thdoe)
    Romanqwerty: 1 (Delmain)
    Chamberlain: 1 (shalmelo)
    INANTP: 1 (stever777)
    Typhus: 0 (TheRoadVirus)
    spool32: 0 (TheRoadVirus)

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Can we not get a vote count please?

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I've played it once for a short amount of time, interacting with everything was a bit annoying, but the stories told were always interesting.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Somehow, that vote count doesn't surprise me

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Echhhh, it's sad when I may have to think about my day 1 vote. I'd rather be face deep in a flagon of ale.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I see no reason why you can't do both

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Kime, I'll see you in the pub in the spirit caves, it seems.

    /raises flagon

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Is T_A playing? He is? Good. He can have a vote.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    In other news, I've been doing job interview stuff for two possible promotions within the company. keep yer fingers crossed!
    :-D

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ties are bad, mkay. Orange Julius grudge will have to wait for another day!

    Zombie Hero, just to rattle his shit when he sees his name in red for the first time.

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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    In other news, I've been doing job interview stuff for two possible promotions within the company. keep yer fingers crossed!
    :-D

    GL!! Is one VP of Phalla Ops?

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

    The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Ties are bad, mkay. Orange Julius grudge will have to wait for another day!

    Zombie Hero, just to rattle his shit when he sees his name in red for the first time.

    I wish
    I had
    More time
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    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    I've played it once for a short amount of time, interacting with everything was a bit annoying, but the stories told were always interesting.

    it is often more fun to read about dwarf fortress than to play it.

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    I've played it once for a short amount of time, interacting with everything was a bit annoying, but the stories told were always interesting.

    it is often more fun to read about dwarf fortress than to play it.

    Sounds like a rave review.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    No raves are fantastic as long as you bring spare candy necklaces

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    As long as you have nigh infinite patience for terrible interfaces and you're playing a version where things actually work... Its not so bad

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Every time I get into DF another new game comes out that I have to play instead.

    Like right now, I just picked up the new X:COM. And to top it off, it came with a free copy of Civ V (which I've never played).

    Oh, and I'm downloading Borderlands 2. See? Never enough time for DF! :(

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Like right now, I just picked up the new X:COM. And to top it off, it came with a free copy of Civ V (which I've never played).

    How's XCOM?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Every time I get into DF another new game comes out that I have to play instead.

    Like right now, I just picked up the new X:COM. And to top it off, it came with a free copy of Civ V (which I've never played).

    Oh, and I'm downloading Borderlands 2. See? Never enough time for DF! :(

    Borderlands 2 unf unf unf.
    Mechromancer is the besssst.

    Burn all the babies!

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    TRV for talking about games I want to be playing while I'm still at work

    PSN SeGaTai
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    You just 3-way-tied us again, SeGaTIE

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    TRV

    Oh noooooo that doesn't help!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Who's the third person?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    It's you, Stever, and TRV

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Ok, can someone who's NOT entertaining start winning the vote? Yeah, that'd be great. The ale didn't help, trying it again.

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