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Borderlands 2: [BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN]

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    TORGUE GUNS ARE THE BEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE SHUT UP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAkDPobvqM&feature=g-upl

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN

    i've been saying this for weeks now

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    OKAY GOT IT ҉ THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL END PUNCTUATION OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION ҉ I DUB IT THE EXPLERIOD

    ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉
    :bz
    THE EXPLERIOD CAN MAKE ANY SENTENCE BADASS, FOR INSTANCE: “THIS VEGAN CASHEW-BASED CHEESE SUBSTITUTE IS DELIGHTFUL ҉ ”
    GODDAMMIT TWITTER SPACING WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EXPLERIODS THEY LOOK LIKE WEIRD FLOWER THINGS OR SOME SH*T
    BY THE WAY WHAT IS A VEGANS

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  • envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN

    i've been saying this for weeks now

    My thick lance got me from levels 19 to 26 on my PT1 Axton. I did my bit for the cause! (><) oh... we're not doing that any more?

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  • quarthinosquarthinos Registered User regular
    Should the thread title have EXPLERIODs rather than asteriks?

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    quarthinos wrote: »
    Should the thread title have EXPLERIODs rather than asteriks?

    an excellent point ҉

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    How do you do an expleriod?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    you clench really hard and then do a split.

    the mark you leave on the ground is an expleriod.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    How do you do an expleriod?

    I recommend copy-paste ҉

  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    Olds tweets newly hilarious.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Maybe Mr Torgue really fucking loves ducks

    Do ducks explode I can't remember

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    97% OF DUCKS ARE NOT EXPLODING, WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE ҉

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I LOVE TORGUE GUNS ҉

    BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD ONE IN AGES WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HORSECRAP?

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    SMASH THE SYSTEM ^_______^҉

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I'll say with all this talk of drop rates and such, one of the things that actually does really annoy me is that shops stock nothing but garbage now.

    And by extension money is totally pointless.

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Now? Shops have been almost always garbage for me, though that's just probably my bad luck.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I'll say with all this talk of drop rates and such, one of the things that actually does really annoy me is that shops stock nothing but garbage now.

    And by extension money is totally pointless.
    yeah i was mulling over this earlier

    by themselves, the boss drop rates aren't an issue; giving bosses a small chance to drop a specific thing is a nice way of giving you a means to acquire a specific item

    the problem is that it's the only way to acquire most oranges

    i have 160 levels under my belt across my characters and i've found a grand total of three orange items that weren't boss drops

    that's fucking ridiculous

    purple items hit the sweet spot, infrequent enough to be exciting, but not so infrequent that you can't upgrade favored item types or feel ripped off when you find one that's still vendor trash (although since they apparently made geary even more tedious as shit to farm now, i'm less confident this will continue to be the case)

    the worst offender is head/skin drops

    i don't know what gearbox is thinking: five terra heads, ostensibly a four-man boss, and he never fucking drops them anyway

    between all four players they need 20 heads, even leaving aside the inevitable doubles (or quintuples or whatever)

    a 100% head/skin drop rate would take a long fucking time to get everything, and verm is even worse!

    like, what the fuck

    do they want people to cheat?

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  • JihadJesusJihadJesus Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Now? Shops have been almost always garbage for me, though that's just probably my bad luck.
    In BL1, you got a list of greens with a couple blues sometimes and maybe a purple item of the day when you got lucky. BL2 is like going to Utah: nothing but pasty white as far as the eye can see, with a green item of the day and maybe one or two more at the top of the list.

    I think I've used exactly one single item out of a machine in all of my three playthroughs. It was never great stuff, but it was useful to level out the RNG in BL1. It doesn't even do that now.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Now? Shops have been almost always garbage for me, though that's just probably my bad luck.
    That one vendor in that area where you take the elevator down to fight the first eridum guardians was good to me, I got like 4-5 oranges from it. Sure half of them were volcanos, but still

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Now? Shops have been almost always garbage for me, though that's just probably my bad luck.

    I mean now as opposed to BL1, where you could regularly find decent if not good items in shops as the item of the day at least.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I found more than a few oranges in the store of BL1

    certainly more than 2

  • ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I found a Legendary Commando mod in one of Zed's machine. I couldn't afford it. :(

    Sad, but there are good substitutes.

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Yeah, luck of the draw I guess. I have never seen an orange in a vending machine.

    On the other hand I've had a Jimmy Jenkins spawn in a stalker hanging sac so yeah, luck can be a harsh, weird mistress.

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  • ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I had to fight Jenkins almost inmediataly after I fought Saturn. Good thing it was PT1.

    There is issues with the drops but that might be to get players to play co-op instead of solo.

    Man, I want the Space Knight accessory but after 15 fights with BUNK3R the only one I got was Zero's headpiece.

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  • Descendant XDescendant X Skyrim is my god now. Outpost 31Registered User regular
    So is this Torque DLC included in the season pass?

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    So is this Torque DLC included in the season pass?

    Yeah, this'll be DLC #2 for the season pass.

    Basically the season pass covers the first four "expansion" style DLCs.

    Anything else they release like new classes or whatever will fall outside of it.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I had to fight Jenkins almost inmediataly after I fought Saturn. Good thing it was PT1.

    There is issues with the drops but that might be to get players to play co-op instead of solo.

    Man, I want the Space Knight accessory but after 15 fights with BUNK3R the only one I got was Zero's headpiece.
    co-op is even worse than solo for drops

    it's way easier to farm solo than to hope something drops while you're actually just playing

    (increasing the number of players does not actually improve loot drops except in the most roundabout possible way)

  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Yeah, I do feel like that could use some slight tweaking as well.

    The only way playing multi improves drops is by increasing the number of badass and above enemies, who naturally have better drop rates.

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  • MarkWebsterMarkWebster Ottersaurus Rex OntarioRegistered User regular
    99% of PA Forumers are not exploding right now. This is unacceptable.

  • ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    I'm changing my status to: ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉ ҉

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  • Shady3011Shady3011 Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Elendil wrote: »
    the worst offender is head/skin drops

    i don't know what gearbox is thinking: five terra heads, ostensibly a four-man boss, and he never fucking drops them anyway

    I have seen two of the five Terra heads drop when we farmed him a couple of times. Both times I couldn't pick it up. It turns out I was the only one seeing the head both times. I have no idea if this was a bug of some sort (I never did look into it), but it convinced me that this game has so many problems when it comes to loot. If it isn't clipping its way through the ground or a wall, it's just bugged to be picked up. I honestly don't remember this being a problem in the first game other than those disappearing class mods from Crawmerax.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    Patch 1.2.2
    Fixed an issue involving progress on some area-specific challenges
    being incorrectly associated with the wrong challenge. As a result,
    progress on some area-specific challenges made following the 1.2.0
    update may be shifted to another challenge.

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  • GrimthwackerGrimthwacker Registered User regular
    I LOVE TORGUE GUNS ҉

    BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD ONE IN AGES WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HORSECRAP?
    I found an excellent purple Torgue AR near the end of my first playthrough with Zero - 800 damage, over 90% accuracy, great fire rate, and a 25 round magazine size. That thing served me very well in the final push against the overwhelmingly armored enemies.
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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »
    I'll say with all this talk of drop rates and such, one of the things that actually does really annoy me is that shops stock nothing but garbage now.

    And by extension money is totally pointless.
    yeah i was mulling over this earlier

    by themselves, the boss drop rates aren't an issue; giving bosses a small chance to drop a specific thing is a nice way of giving you a means to acquire a specific item

    the problem is that it's the only way to acquire most oranges

    i have 160 levels under my belt across my characters and i've found a grand total of three orange items that weren't boss drops

    that's fucking ridiculous

    Yep. Totally.

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  • Inker2000Inker2000 Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »

    i don't know what gearbox is thinking: five terra heads, ostensibly a four-man boss, and he never fucking drops them anyway

    between all four players they need 20 heads, even leaving aside the inevitable doubles (or quintuples or whatever)



    i didnt know anyone needed heads/skins to beat the game. is there a magic door somewhere that only opens with a four player party wearing terra heads?

    im not sure what would happen to this thread if people stopped complaining. i enjoyed the game, plus new dlc upcoming!

  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Apparently fighting a level 50 last boss with a level 46 character using a level 40 Slagga and a level 29 pre-nerf Bee and the Evil Smasher glitch is just too weak for the difficulty scaling to accept. At any rate, that combination which effortlessly eviscerated level 49 and 50 enemies including constructors and super badasses etc. drained the entirety of my SMG reservoir before doing a quarter's worth of the boss's health bar (shooting the weak point).

    Time to level up or go upgrade some guns, I guess!

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Inker2000 wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Maddoc wrote: »

    i don't know what gearbox is thinking: five terra heads, ostensibly a four-man boss, and he never fucking drops them anyway

    between all four players they need 20 heads, even leaving aside the inevitable doubles (or quintuples or whatever)



    i didnt know anyone needed heads/skins to beat the game. is there a magic door somewhere that only opens with a four player party wearing terra heads?

    im not sure what would happen to this thread if people stopped complaining. i enjoyed the game, plus new dlc upcoming!

    Nobody said the game isn't fun.

    They are saying the huge glaring problems with the end game are not fun.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Pretty sure I never said that.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Finally got past the Warrior for the first time at level 31. That was... certainly a fight.

    So, on to TVHM or head to Oasis?

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  • LanrutconLanrutcon The LabyrinthRegistered User regular
    Oasis!

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