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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    it must be nice to be Canada

    nobody cares if Canadians can't locate Syria on a map

    No one ever asks me that and man I'm so glad oh boy

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    T4CTShy Guy
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    You're a hideous hat. Please patch that hole in the back. You're letting a big tuft of Alaska just sick or of you!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Yo Canada, that Mike Holmes guy seems pretty cool. You should elect him as your prime minister.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    it must be nice to be Canada

    nobody cares if Canadians can't locate Syria on a map

    We can't be blamed for getting distracted and going to find something to eat when we're presented with a challenge that involves 60% of the same word as "syrup."

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    Big Red Tie#pipeSkylark
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    So how many suicides were there in Canada while all that maple syrup was missing?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    canada has a paul revere but she's a girl and now they named a chocolate company after her

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    sure but does Canada have a theme park dedicated to candy

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    So how many suicides were there in Canada while all that maple syrup was missing?

    Maple syrup was missing? When/where?

    Son, let me tell you one thing.

    There's always maple syrup in Canada.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    no but we have candy parks dedicated to themes

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    buses are yellow

    fire hydrants are red

    yeah maybe if you live in fucking Stupidtown McDumbCity

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ok guys yeah i got all that but how do you answer "do you like me" or that one thats just a picture of a middle finger with a circumflex over it

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    keep going i need to study up for the citizenship test

    ive almost memorized the 50 stakes, the secret anthem and the founding finches!

    they have birds on their money and the birds ain't badass or anything
    it's weird that we are not sending any sort of relief to them because it's such a sad state of affairs up in canada

    where you at obama we gotta help out neighbors to the north

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    yeah dont worry we have a national reserve of maple syrup it was fine

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    yup, definitely in canada. everything has bilingual labels and i spell words with u's in them and also i'm in winnipeg

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    calgary's the only real city in canada anyway

    alberta's the only real province

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    alberta is canada's The South

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    calgary's the only real city in canada anyway

    alberta's the only real province

    hahhahahhaa



    hahahahahahaha


    theres 3 other canadians at my work, sometimes a european will ask me like, what about ____? He's canadian isnt he

    and I'm like
    hahahhaa
    hes albertan

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Kochikens wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    keep going i need to study up for the citizenship test

    ive almost memorized the 50 stakes, the secret anthem and the founding finches!

    they have birds on their money and the birds ain't badass or anything

    dude
    dont fuck with loons

    next youre going to tell me youre not afraid of geese
    I will straight up cuss a goose out and not give a shit

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2012
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    alberta is canada's The South

    saskatchewan

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    yup, definitely in canada. everything has bilingual labels and i spell words with u's in them and also i'm in winnipeg

    Yeah okay I see what happened there. It's a common mistake. You're actually in South Africa.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    yup, definitely in canada. everything has bilingual labels and i spell words with u's in them and also i'm in winnipeg

    Yeah okay I see what happened there. It's a common mistake. You're actually in South Africa.

    oh dang

  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

    But if they both show up

    maaaaan is it awkward

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    So how many suicides were there in Canada while all that maple syrup was missing?

    Maple syrup was missing? When/where?

    Son, let me tell you one thing.

    There's always maple syrup in Canada.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/10/03/canada-strategic-maple-syrup-reserve_n_1935901.html

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    buses are yellow

    fire hydrants are red

    our hydrant is yellow

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

    trying so fucking hard to get everyone to watch strange brew

    Skylark
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    alberta is canada's The South

    saskatchewan

    That's Canada's midwest.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    that's so gary

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

    But if they both show up

    maaaaan is it awkward

    If Rick Moranis shows up, don't let him leave

    because where the fuck is Rick Moranis

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    sorry that you all come from poor provinces

    if you need spare change come mow the grass

    it's all fake turf made up of shredded twenty dollar bills

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    geese are assholes and they shit on everything

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    what is Canada's equivalent to Florida

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    what is Canada's equivalent to Florida

    florida

    Skylark
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    buses are yellow

    fire hydrants are red

    our hydrant is yellow

    And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    what is Canada's equivalent to Florida

    Florida.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    yellow everything

    yellow big booty

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Buttlord.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    what is Canada's equivalent to Florida

    Cuba

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