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GUYS, I'M IN OREGON AND IT'S LESBIAN DAY!

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    portland has people who come into your house at night and steal your silverware

    it is returned the next day but you don't know where it's been

    this is far more sinister than a titful of werewolves

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    portland has people who come into your house at night and steal your silverware

    it is returned the next day but you don't know where it's been

    For some reason this seems really really awful to me.
    and I just picture myself waking up to have a bowl of cereal and holding it in my hand, staring at my spoons with a look of disgust.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    portland has a terrible professional basketball team

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    portland has people who come into your house at night and steal your silverware

    it is returned the next day but you don't know where it's been

    That is terrifying.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    THE HITS KEEP ON COMIN

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They have a basketball team?

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    jokes on them

    i aint even got any silverware

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    So they'll sing songs to you?

    yes.

    A couple of them sang me a song last time I went. And original poem.

    actually, I take that back, no, I want no songs sung about me. Not by hippies anyway.




    If a fantasy metal band wanted to write an album chronicling my epic journeys, that would be fine with me.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    oh and i don't live in portland

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    do not move to portland

    how many times do I have to tell you

    t Sami - I might ship a box or two of stuff, but mostly this will involve me giving away almost everything I own

    it's freeing, in a way

    gotcha. did you decide which school you're going to go to?

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    MikestaMikesta Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll never forget the time my brother and I watched that "Look at this photograph!" music video by Nickelback. Man, we saw that guy walk up to the camera and expected him to sound like a human being. His voice was more like a robot in an echo chamber.

    Reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VdZEKZTHrGQ

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But what if the hippies insisted.

    Or pretended to be a rock metal band, just to screw with your head. They write a song about your epic journys, then reveal the truth.

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    They have a basketball team?

    the trailblazers

    i wouldn't poop on them if they had a severe poop deficiency and required my poop to live

    Whippy on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    shit give me some stuff

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man I'm having ecco flashbacks

    oh man

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    that game was so fun

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    shit give me some stuff

    I don't know if you wouldn't want any of my stuff

    it's mostly just used tampons and copies of the crying game

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    They have a basketball team?

    the trailblazers

    i wouldn't poop on them if they had a severe poop deficiency and required my poop to live

    Now that's cold.

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    that game was so fun
    that part near the end when you find the blue whale

    that whale scared the living shit out of me but I was like 12 at the time and rather easily spooked

    also, I'm probably going to PCC, at least for a little while.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    give me stuff too

    and then when you come over to my place and see all the fun I am having with your things you will cry and cry and cry

    what do you even have

    you are a girl so i am assuming it is all just tampons and bisquick

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    shit give me some stuff

    I don't know if you wouldn't want any of my stuff

    it's mostly just used tampons and copies of the crying game

    bullshit

    i bet you got some chocolate too

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    But what if the hippies insisted.

    Or pretended to be a rock metal band, just to screw with your head. They write a song about your epic journys, then reveal the truth.

    well if they tried to trick me I would slaughter them all.



    but you have to remove the head or destroy the brain.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    whippy you can have dibs on the underpants

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahahaha

    bisquick?

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    shit give me some stuff

    I don't know if you wouldn't want any of my stuff

    it's mostly just used tampons and copies of the crying game and bisquick

    i didn't even see this post

    can i have your underwears

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    But what if the hippies insisted.

    Or pretended to be a rock metal band, just to screw with your head. They write a song about your epic journys, then reveal the truth.

    well if they tried to trick me I would slaughter them all.



    but you have to remove the head or destroy the brain.
    I ment the hippies, not the zombies.

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    hahahaha

    bisquick?

    nothin' wrong with a little

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    that game was so fun
    that part near the end when you find the blue whale

    that whale scared the living shit out of me but I was like 12 at the time and rather easily spooked

    also, I'm probably going to PCC, at least for a little while.

    That's probably the best plan after all it's the same schooling for less money.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    shit give me some stuff

    I don't know if you wouldn't want any of my stuff

    it's mostly just used tampons and copies of the crying game and bisquick

    i didn't even see this post

    can i have your underwears

    look guys I'm taking my underwear with me to portland, ok

    you can't just go commando everywhere

    edit: ahahah bisquick why is that so hilarious

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    makin pancakes is work for split-tails and sissies

    you see

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    DarkPeachTree wrote: »
    But what if the hippies insisted.

    Or pretended to be a rock metal band, just to screw with your head. They write a song about your epic journys, then reveal the truth.

    well if they tried to trick me I would slaughter them all.



    but you have to remove the head or destroy the brain.
    I ment the hippies, not the zombies.

    oh...I'd probably just dance.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    shit give me some stuff

    I don't know if you wouldn't want any of my stuff

    it's mostly just used tampons and copies of the crying game and bisquick

    i didn't even see this post

    can i have your underwears

    look guys I'm taking my underwear with me to portland, ok

    you can't just go commando everywhere

    maybe you can't

    we certainly can

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is bisquik an euphemism in this sense?

    Or are you serious?

    I have some bisquik in the kitchen if you are.

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

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    DarkPeachTreeDarkPeachTree Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Some people aren't ment to be seen commando...

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    I always pronounce 'egotistical' 'egotestical'. That makes for some awkward moments when I'm yelling at some egotestical asswhore.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    makin pancakes is work for split-tails and sissies

    you see

    Fuck that! And fuck you for saying it! Pancakes are the fuel of the lumberjack!

    pancakes and beef jerky.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    makin pancakes is work for split-tails and sissies

    you see

    Fuck that! And fuck you for saying it! Pancakes are the fuel of the lumberjack!

    pancakes and beef jerky.

    i said makin' pancakes

    not eatin' em

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whippy, you can have my lamp shaped like a turtle, I named it noodles but you can call it something else if that is not a good name

    knob, I have a big jar of expired multivitamins for you, and a marilyn monroe candle

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    nothing is more serious than the bq

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    makin pancakes is work for split-tails and sissies

    you see

    Fuck that! And fuck you for saying it! Pancakes are the fuel of the lumberjack!

    pancakes and beef jerky.

    i said makin' pancakes

    not eatin' em

    oh right.
    that's the work of the bitches lumberjacks have chained in the kitchen.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    expired multivitamins?

    awesome this is how frank miller comics start

    strangely they mostly end in rape

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