It's My Dick In a [chat]

Mim

The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andrew David "Andy" Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL.[1]

Once on the show, they wrote "Lazy Sunday", a music parody video that became an instant hit on YouTube.[2] In August 2007, the group premiered its first feature film, Hot Rod.[3] Following the success of "Lazy Sunday", the group produced the Emmy-winning "Dick in a Box", "Jizz in My Pants", "Like a Boss", and the Grammy-nominated "I'm on a Boat",[4] which have subsequently had huge success both on SNL and on the internet, and prompted the release of the 2009 album, Incredibad.[5] In 2011, the group released their second album, Turtleneck & Chain, which featured songs from such SNL digital shorts as "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, "The Creep", and "Jack Sparrow". The music video of "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon received over 170 million hits on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZLIQodHaFk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&feature=related

Couldn't find a video for this song (surprising):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2jvT_KO0Q0

Have fun [chat]!

AManFromEarth

As a racist classwarfarer,

Mim

AManFromEarth wrote: »

As a racist classwarfarer,

Don't get hurt!

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Ravenhpltc24

Sooooo many videos.

Winky

One day I hope that PA-originating memes spread to the rest of the internet.

As a PA-originating meme,

spool32

it's a new era, ladies and gentlemen. The [chat]ters have taken over the asylum.

TehSloth

This isn't Down[chat] Abbey

Caveman Paws

I'm Caveman Paws, and I endorse this [chat].

I also have to go back out to work in a few, so hurry up with the amusements!

surrealitycheck

o hai

ronya

hrm

Elendil

Winky wrote: »

One day I hope that PA-originating memes spread to the rest of the internet.

As a PA-originating meme,

i think pillow-chan has legs

well

not really she's a pillow

AManFromEarth

I think it's pretty likely that Lady Gaga did not bang them.

She is a Lady after all, she'd be expelled from the House of Lords for sure if she's shagging members of the American working class!

Especially that most atrocious of undermen: actors.

bowen

spool32 wrote: »

it's a new era, ladies and gentlemen. The [chat]ters have taken over the asylum.

Let me tell you about my racist binder...

spool32

ronya wrote: »

hrm

universal indication of a hastily posted comment, instantly reconsidered.

spool32

bowen wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

it's a new era, ladies and gentlemen. The [chat]ters have taken over the asylum.

Let me tell you about my racist binder...

8->

Mim

TehSloth wrote: »

This isn't Down[chat] Abbey

I'm going to make a Downton Abbey thread, not a a Down[chat] Abbey! I want people who actually like the show to discuss it in a thread. I don't need arguing over politics in my Downton thread, I need arguments over who is the best sister, Mary, Edith or Sybil.

Feral

My pokewomens

let me show you them

IrishRodent

Elendil wrote: »

i think pillow-chan has legs

well

not really she's a pillow

You rang?

Ravenhpltc24

For Halloween, I should put a binder around my head. Creative, cheap AND a feminist political statement!

emnmnme

Mmmm ... unsolicited rogue [chat].

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwv_mW8kIc&feature=related

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Dunadan019

there once was a man from [chat]ucket

Mim

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Sooooo many videos.

Do you need some to be behind a spoiler tag? I want this to be mobile friendly but I don't know if it slows those guys down.

Evigilant

I just learned that Alsatian = German Shepherd and now have spent more time than I thought I would looking at dog pictures.

I can't wait till I move to a place that allows pets.

Feral

I was totally mansplaining about Magic the other night over dinner at an Italian restaurant

My girlfriend was interested but I realized that I probably sounded like a complete douchebag to any other patrons overhearing us

DasUberEdward

people always tell me that Hot Rod was really funny.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

no my keys are not in the front door, i have looked errywhere. im beginning to suspect my dad took them when he left for work

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TehSloth

Mim wrote: »

TehSloth wrote: »

This isn't Down[chat] Abbey

I'm going to make a Downton Abbey thread, not a a Down[chat] Abbey! I want people who actually like the show to discuss it in a thread. I don't need arguing over politics in my Downton thread, I need arguments over who is the best sister, Mary, Edith or Sybil.

Which one is the hottest?

Robos A Go Go

DasUberEdward wrote: »

people always tell me that Hot Rod was really funny.

It's not especially memorable, but it has a few really funny scenes.

surrealitycheck

nose in peril

Feral

Vanguard wrote: »

Dr. Danyal Ibrahim, director of toxicology, urged Ullah to call home to make sure everyone else was OK. "When I called, I heard this hue and cry," he said. His wife was vomiting and his other daughter, Wafa Guloona, 24, was on the floor holding her stomach. Guloona managed to drive herself and her mother to the hospital, stopping twice to throw up.

After asking what they had eaten recently, it didn't take long for Ibrahim to focus on the mushrooms. The mushrooms were of the species Amanita bisporigera, common in the northeast. The white mushrooms are perfectly nice looking, but they're also known as the "destroying angel" and ingesting them can be deadly.

http://gothamist.com/2012/10/17/mom_picks_backyard_mushrooms_cooks.php

The most interesting part of that to me is actually this:

Lucikly, Dr. Ibrahim knew of an experimental drug, approved in Europe but not by the FDA, called silibinin. He won permission to administer it by telling the hospital's internal review board that it was "a matter of life or death." The drug, which blocks the toxins before they can reach the liver cell, was administered to Guloona Sunday, and her condition has improved significantly since. “I was really scared. And it was really painful to see all my family members in the same situation,” Guloona told WTIC-TV.

Caveman Paws

Evigilant wrote: »

I just learned that Alsatian = German Shepherd and now have spent more time than I thought I would looking at dog pictures.

I can't wait till I move to a place that allows pets.

Alsatians were the Freedom Fries of their time.

surrealitycheck

Feral wrote: »

I was totally mansplaining about Magic the other night over dinner at an Italian restaurant

My girlfriend was interested but I realized that I probably sounded like a complete douchebag to any other patrons overhearing us

is hardly mansplaining if she was interested and you werent running over her opinion init

Ravenhpltc24

Mim wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Sooooo many videos.

Do you need some to be behind a spoiler tag? I want this to be mobile friendly but I don't know if it slows those guys down.

I'm not on a mobile device so it doesn't bother me! I was just marveling at The Lonely Island's impressive discography.

Winky

Puppies do not respect ladies' noses.

Mim

TehSloth wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

TehSloth wrote: »

This isn't Down[chat] Abbey

I'm going to make a Downton Abbey thread, not a a Down[chat] Abbey! I want people who actually like the show to discuss it in a thread. I don't need arguing over politics in my Downton thread, I need arguments over who is the best sister, Mary, Edith or Sybil.

Which one is the hottest?

I think Sybil is.

Edith is my favorite though.

I will work on the Downton Abbey thread when I finish reading Robos' story.

Also @Robos A Go Go YOUR STORY MADE ME GASP OUT LOUD!

AManFromEarth

Feral wrote: »

I was totally mansplaining about Magic the other night over dinner at an Italian restaurant

My girlfriend was interested but I realized that I probably sounded like a complete douchebag to any other patrons overhearing us

I was accidentally really sexist the other day when I was trying to be cute about how the LadyFromEarth and I met.

She got mad, but not crazy mad, but I felt like a loser for a while.

I made up for it by smacking a few homeless people around in my local fight club so it's all good.

ronya

spool32 wrote: »

ronya wrote: »

hrm

universal indication of a hastily posted comment, instantly reconsidered.

was typing, phone vetoed it for me by hanging briefly at the moment I was tapping backspace, which the sensor interpreted as a few hundred backspaces

fuck it. hrm!

Sarksus

Feral wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

I was totally mansplaining about Magic the other night over dinner at an Italian restaurant

My girlfriend was interested but I realized that I probably sounded like a complete douchebag to any other patrons overhearing us

Problematic Ogre of the Patriarchy