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Phallandia: The Village of Dustin - Chapter 8: New Dawn in Dustin (Village Victory!)

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    I have a monocle and a top hat!

    Steam ID
    battletag: Millin#1360

    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous, I am certain at one point or another TRV has killed you.

    Select your sword, and then, select your TRV.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    TRV for not dying with me in other phallas like we agreed upon once in my dream. Also for not changing their avatar to fit the new(ist) Phalla!

    You had... a phalla dream... about me? And we died together?
    8->

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    Retaba wrote: »
    TRV for not dying with me in other phallas like we agreed upon once in my dream. Also for not changing their avatar to fit the new(ist) Phalla!

    You had... a phalla dream... about me? And we died together?
    8->

    Yes, it was a Bonnie and Clyde SK pair! At the end you smiled and voted for me and I was sooo sad.

    (I guess only one SK could live?)

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I am laughing so hard right now. And I'm currently looking for a good avatar. YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT, MAN

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Hmm those are some good arguments.

    I don't actually know if TRV has ever directly caused my death though.
    Kime is evil is hardly something new to me.
    And Mill, you make a good argument, but offer no person to vote for.

    I am expecting better in the future.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Well Shalmelo will be sad since you consider him a non-person. :P

    Mill on
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    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I am usually ineffective enough to never cause anyone's death. Mostly, I'm like a slightly warmer than room-temperature wind when you're sweating already; mildly-moderately irritating

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Well, you're even less likely to cause someone's death if you're dead :D

    But it is a silly day 1 vote so I wouldn't worry about it.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Well, you're even less likely to cause someone's death if you're dead :D

    But it is a silly day 1 vote so I wouldn't worry about it.

    Oh yeah?

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Ok, now to see if I can make it longer than a day like in the Frankenstein phalla.

    Also I need to choose a name,hmmmm

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Ok, now to see if I can make it longer than a day like in the Frankenstein phalla.

    Also I need to choose a name,hmmmm

    Leonidas P. Buttersnatch

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    @Retaba, do you find this form acceptable?

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User regular
    L A N G L E Y

    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    SirFabulous threatened to destroy me. I don't take kindly to threats. But I do take kindly to Fabulousness, so this tears at me.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    SirFabulous threatened to destroy me. I don't take kindly to threats. But I do take kindly to Fabulousness, so this tears at me.
    Fabulousness is an illusion. There are only your base instincts.
    Confront him. Fight him. Kill him.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    Retaba, do you find this form acceptable?

    It is found to be... acceptable.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Behold the power of google. http://www.kleimo.com/random/name.cfm

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    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Man, I made my own name. You guys are lazy!

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    ooo000ooo00ooo00ooo000oo00oo00

    Good luck Kilnaga. I was interested in the game, but given my upcoming main that is going to dominate my time, it wouldn't be fair to play.

    I'll be reading with interest, however.

    ooo000ooo00ooo000ooo000ooo00oo00

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Man, I made my own name. You guys are lazy!

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    My name is the best and I didn't need no name generator for it.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    This man is not my brother.
    My brother has a cottage with a hawthorne tree and a lilac bush
    and a plump wife with starry eyes.
    My brother has a fine coat, a vest the color of moss
    and a way with people that makes them trust him.
    This man has all these things
    and my brother's face. His handsome face.
    But just last week....

    I killed my brother.

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    My name is the best and I didn't need no name generator for it.

    Let me guess.





    Retaba?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    KetBra wrote: »
    My name is the best and I didn't need no name generator for it.

    Let me guess.





    Retaba?

    Why would he use his regular forum handle???

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    I also made my own name, even though I tend to suck at naming. Granted I remind myself that I'm not the worst at it and that there are things worse than name generators for coming up with a name. For example, the one friend who names his Psionic Guy Popsecret because he had recently played a Naruto game and there was a package of popsecret next to him when he was deciding the name.

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    battletag: Millin#1360

    Nice chart to figure out how honest a news source is.
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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    TheRoadVirus wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    SirFabulous threatened to destroy me. I don't take kindly to threats. But I do take kindly to Fabulousness, so this tears at me.
    Fabulousness is an illusion. There are only your base instincts.
    Confront him. Fight him. Kill him.

    I love a man who confirms my biases. Friends?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    KetBra wrote: »
    My name is the best and I didn't need no name generator for it.

    Let me guess.





    Retaba?

    Why would he use his regular forum handle???

    That's a good question...

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    Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Hey guys, my name's the best because my kid picked it :3

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    For a month, our village had been plagued by an unknown beast
    It killed livestock, wrecked fences.
    It came from the woods (most strange things do).
    My brother lost three sheep in one night.
    I was safe. I have no animals.
    At the town hall, when i offered to hunt the beast, everyone laughed
    Until my brother said
    We'll hunt it together

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Like that story

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Like that story
    Same here
    I never did get the ending, though.

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Bleh, vanillager again. I'm always either mafia or vanillager. Usually mafia. I'd like to be a village special at some point so I can see if that actually forces me to play well for once. But more likely I'd probably blow it for the village like I usually blow it for the mafia.

    blahmcblah on
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    That is a very good story. And I think
    the ending is supposed to be ambiguous.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    I figured that the brother was the monster all along

    Go here to read
    Wanted to start us off with something good/creepy


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    Hi Santa/Satan!
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    !blahmcblah

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Infidel wrote: »
    !blahmcblah

    Quite fair, but I just got Day 1'd in the Frankenphalla, so I hope everyone will give me a chance to not be awful this time. Maybe my stupidity will get me seered and I can be a network mouthpiece or something. That'd be cool.

    blahmcblah on
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    you are making strange posts blah.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Oh hey, it looks like I just got a better day one vote, eh Trv?

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Why?

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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