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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Stalin did like his cult of personality though

    he enjoyed being feared and adored and he certainly was happy to be presented as a great hero. Because of the propaganda benefits which it entailed or because of personal ego, or both, is up for questioning.

    It was more that in the late 60's (I believe) there were some attempts to rehabilitate Stalin and Medvedev didn't like that one bit, unsurprisingly. He supported De-Stalinisation heavily.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Shorty wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Which can be attributed to Khruschev not wanting to get shot and dumped in a ditch, I think.

    ...he didn't want to be shot and dumped in a ditch, so he routinely did the opposite of what Joseph Stalin wanted?

    that's uh

    hm

    He didn't want to be shot and dumped in a ditch so he kept trying to suck stalin's dick is, I think, the point Pharezon was making

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Which can be attributed to Khruschev not wanting to get shot and dumped in a ditch, I think.

    ...he didn't want to be shot and dumped in a ditch, so he routinely did the opposite of what Joseph Stalin wanted?

    that's uh

    hm

    The initial lionization, I mean.

    jkZziGc.png
    Shorty
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Stalin did like his cult of personality though

    he enjoyed being feared and adored and he certainly was happy to be presented as a great hero. Because of the propaganda benefits which it entailed or because of personal ego, or both, is up for questioning.

    cite

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    Kana on
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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Which can be attributed to Khruschev not wanting to get shot and dumped in a ditch, I think.

    ...he didn't want to be shot and dumped in a ditch, so he routinely did the opposite of what Joseph Stalin wanted?

    that's uh

    hm

    imagine being in his position

    nobody was safe from Stalin's wishes

    and it was probably more safe to suck up too much than to appear unsupportive

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Stalin did like his cult of personality though

    he enjoyed being feared and adored and he certainly was happy to be presented as a great hero. Because of the propaganda benefits which it entailed or because of personal ego, or both, is up for questioning.

    cite

    eff dat

    KwoaruTheStig
  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    George Washington was goddamn impossible to kill.

    http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2011/07/george-washingtons-medical-chart.html
    Commissioned a lieutenant colonel in 1754, he fought the first skirmishes of what grew into the French and Indian War. The next year, as an aide to Gen. Edward Braddock, he escaped injury although four bullets ripped his coat and two horses were shot from under him.
    Captain Patrick Ferguson, a 33-year-old Scotsman reputed to be the finest shot in the British army, commanded the British marksmen, who were equipped with fast-firing, breech-loading rifles of Ferguson's own design. He whispered to three of his best riflemen to creep forward and pick off the unsuspecting officers. But before the men were in place, he felt disgust at the idea of such an ambush, and ordered them not to fire. He shouted to the American officer, who was riding a bay horse. The American looked his way for a moment, and turned to ride on. Ferguson called again, this time leveling his rifle toward the officer. The American glanced back before slowly cantering away.

    A day later, after he had been seriously wounded himself, Ferguson learned that the American officer he let ride off was most likely General George Washington. "I could have lodged half a dozen balls in or about him, before he was out of my reach," Ferguson recalled, "but it was not pleasant to fire at the back of an unoffending individual, who was acquitting himself very coolly of his duty—so I let him alone."

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-57548126-10391709/washingtons-daring-escape-from-brooklyn/

    The George Washington song doesn't exaggerate very much. Cool guys don't look at guys who are about to shoot them.

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Stalin did try to portray himself as being Russian

    more Russian than Russians

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    washington is lucky that people back then had some strange ideas about honor and enemy combatants

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I prefer the hypnotism theory. He had the eyes of a cobra after all.

    But one of the reasons the guy didn't fire was because... Washington was just too cool to shoot.

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    You know who was really impossible to kill?

    Superman

    not even Doomsday could do it man!

    Kana
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    i've been marathoning World History Crash Course the past few days and let me tell you, it's a delightful series that more people should be aware of

    Ursca
  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Except of course for...

    The Mongols.
    We're the exception!

    a5ehren
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Stalin did try to portray himself as being Russian

    more Russian than Russians

    This is why Georgians are the worst.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Scolbert wrote: »

    The guy who made this film was so paranoid of offending Stalin that during the entire premier he sweated and fidgeted and in the end, after this scene, he looked over at Stalin and Stalin was crying and he knew in that instant that Stalin had liked the movie and he knew he was not going to die.

    I remember, I think it was his daughter, who spoke about that. On some history show I watched like a decade ago. I dunno.

    Here I am, in the historical facts thread, getting heresay as fuck.

    Scolbert
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y
    (fun fact: this was directed by Michael Bay)

    wandering on
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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I stumbled across this picture yesterday and it's incredibly cool. It's interesting that the British and American soldiers are significantly taller than the continental European soldiers.

    Tef
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    In an interesting episode, Julius Caesar was offered the crown and Roman kingship "in the name of the people" by Mark Antony and turned it down. I don't think Mark Antony really expected that Caesar would accept the offer or that he would have made the offer without consulting with Caesar.

  • AmaliaAmalia AuthorFace Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    In an interesting episode, Julius Caesar was offered the crown and Roman kingship "in the name of the people" by Mark Antony and turned it down. I don't think Mark Antony really expected that Caesar would accept the offer or that he would have made the offer without consulting with Caesar.

    Yeah, if that wasn't a staged event, I will eat my hat. Caesar knew exactly what he was doing. But I would not put Caesar and Stalin in the same category -- Caesar really did care about his people and his soldiers and Rome, and recognized that the Senate was no longer serving those people. He just wanted to enact reforms. The senate saw him as a threat to their power, and struck. Too bad they turned him into a martyr and got stuck with Augustus after that. Augustus was by FAR the greater evil, imho.

    Sometimes I blog. Other times I tweet. But I'm always writing. (and so is that other Amalia)

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    Shorty
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Augustus was a prick

    but he was a damn good political operator, that's for sure

    between him and Caesar, Augustus would have eaten him alive

    a5ehren
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y
    (fun fact: this was directed by Michael Bay)

    But it's only a minute long and there isn't a single explosion.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Amalia wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    In an interesting episode, Julius Caesar was offered the crown and Roman kingship "in the name of the people" by Mark Antony and turned it down. I don't think Mark Antony really expected that Caesar would accept the offer or that he would have made the offer without consulting with Caesar.

    Yeah, if that wasn't a staged event, I will eat my hat. Caesar knew exactly what he was doing. But I would not put Caesar and Stalin in the same category -- Caesar really did care about his people and his soldiers and Rome, and recognized that the Senate was no longer serving those people. He just wanted to enact reforms. The senate saw him as a threat to their power, and struck. Too bad they turned him into a martyr and got stuck with Augustus after that. Augustus was by FAR the greater evil, imho.

    michael parenti gives a great talk on this

    basically that Caesar was a problem because he wanted to enact reforms, not because he was a sonofabitch

    Amalia
  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Been reading a couple different books on WW1 lately.

    The British were the first to put a tank into combat. They were dubbed "tanks" to confuse their true nature to the enemy and because without their guns they appeared to be something for hauling water.

    They were prone to breakdowns and were easily destroyed by German artillery. But they made up for this with the shock factor of a giant metal beast bristling with machine guns lumbering toward and over enemy entrenchments.

    There were a Male and Female version. The Male version had two cut down navy 6 pound guns and 3 machine guns. The Female version had 5 machine guns and no cannon. The reason for the Female version was because of the worry that the two artillery pieces would allow infantry to close and mob the tank.

    A video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiJT7vO-GV0

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmMg_ib4DSsFuGs6gJabyKk7gM2sMuUP467rZ7inQl96abr9O7irbym-TQ

    Even more interesting, given the development of armored tactics and deployment by Germany in WW2, is that at first they did not feel the tank a weapon worth developing. Of course, this attitude changed.

    For more detailed and accurate reading regarding the Mark 1 and its successors:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_I_tank

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    long but interesting

    I'll take my dick for 2000, alex

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    long but interesting

    I'll take my dick for 2000, alex

    i thought your dick was like boo
    short with a disproportionately big head

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    long but interesting

    I'll take my dick for 2000, alex

    i thought your dick was like boo
    short with a disproportionately big head

    rach...

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    long but interesting

    I'll take my dick for 2000, alex

    like that would be a category in round 2

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    shepard.

    Shorty
  • AmaliaAmalia AuthorFace Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Augustus was a prick

    but he was a damn good political operator, that's for sure

    between him and Caesar, Augustus would have eaten him alive

    I don't know. Caesar was pretty smooth, himself, and he had years of experience on Augustus. I think the Roman Empire would have turned out a lot differently if Caesar hadn't been murdered.

    Sometimes I blog. Other times I tweet. But I'm always writing. (and so is that other Amalia)

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Amalia wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    In an interesting episode, Julius Caesar was offered the crown and Roman kingship "in the name of the people" by Mark Antony and turned it down. I don't think Mark Antony really expected that Caesar would accept the offer or that he would have made the offer without consulting with Caesar.

    Yeah, if that wasn't a staged event, I will eat my hat. Caesar knew exactly what he was doing. But I would not put Caesar and Stalin in the same category -- Caesar really did care about his people and his soldiers and Rome, and recognized that the Senate was no longer serving those people. He just wanted to enact reforms. The senate saw him as a threat to their power, and struck. Too bad they turned him into a martyr and got stuck with Augustus after that. Augustus was by FAR the greater evil, imho.

    michael parenti gives a great talk on this

    basically that Caesar was a problem because he wanted to enact reforms, not because he was a sonofabitch

    The History of Rome podcast points out that his family was one of those families that're long on honors and short on money, and unlike most of the rest of his class he basically grew up in the ghetto and raised himself up through bribes that he paid on credit. Caesar as a young man was basically running a massive pyramid scheme to fund his political ambitions that was always one step away from total collapse. And then he in turn pissed off the senate for being a class traitor so badly that he didn't really have a lot of choice in eventually taking over, because otherwise the senate would get him. Not that he was opposed to the idea, but he was definitely true to a set of principles.

    Whereas Octavian was sort of a vicious prick with mommy issues. Not that he didn't pass a ton of needed reforms and was generally amazing, but those reforms weren't why he was trying to get power in the first place.

    Roman history is so much fun because Roman historians are a bunch of gossiping old hens. You get such a great feel for the personalities involved

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Amalia wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Augustus was a prick

    but he was a damn good political operator, that's for sure

    between him and Caesar, Augustus would have eaten him alive

    I don't know. Caesar was pretty smooth, himself, and he had years of experience on Augustus. I think the Roman Empire would have turned out a lot differently if Caesar hadn't been murdered.

    The sheer number of "what-ifs" in Roman history that would have a giant impact on our world if they went the other way is pretty staggering. Even small stuff like "what if this Emperor had treated this Bishop differently" basically set the course for the next 1000 years of history after the West fell. Or "if the Romans had effective tax collection in the 4th/5th Centuries, the Feudal system probably wouldn't have happened". Crazy stuff.

    a5ehren on
    Amalia
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y
    (fun fact: this was directed by Michael Bay)

    I have loved this ad from the first day I saw it

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Amalia wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    To be fair to Roy Medvedev, he did speak out against the attempts by the Soviet government to pretend Stalin was a great hero and he wasn't afraid to take some shit from the authorities when it came to defending democracy and so on

    but he also supports the current regime and let's be honest, Vladimir Putin is a rather awful man. The murder of journalists hardly endears his regime to me, shall we say.

    so did Stalin, oddly enough

    there's lots of primary source evidence (meeting minutes and the like) that shows Stalin telling Khruschev to shut the hell up when he started lionizing Stalin

    yes, Khruschev

    I know

    Meh

    Julius Caesar loved objecting to his lionization too

    Doesn't mean he wanted them to stop happening. Just that he wanted to be seen declaring what an ordinary citizen he was.

    Actually, so did Augustus and Napoleon as well, for that matter.

    EDIT: Well, early Napoleon. Later Napoleon pretty much walked around slapping everyone in the face with the Imperial Cock

    In an interesting episode, Julius Caesar was offered the crown and Roman kingship "in the name of the people" by Mark Antony and turned it down. I don't think Mark Antony really expected that Caesar would accept the offer or that he would have made the offer without consulting with Caesar.

    Yeah, if that wasn't a staged event, I will eat my hat. Caesar knew exactly what he was doing. But I would not put Caesar and Stalin in the same category -- Caesar really did care about his people and his soldiers and Rome, and recognized that the Senate was no longer serving those people. He just wanted to enact reforms. The senate saw him as a threat to their power, and struck. Too bad they turned him into a martyr and got stuck with Augustus after that. Augustus was by FAR the greater evil, imho.

    michael parenti gives a great talk on this

    basically that Caesar was a problem because he wanted to enact reforms, not because he was a sonofabitch

    The History of Rome podcast points out that his family was one of those families that're long on honors and short on money, and unlike most of the rest of his class he basically grew up in the ghetto and raised himself up through bribes that he paid on credit. Caesar as a young man was basically running a massive pyramid scheme to fund his political ambitions that was always one step away from total collapse. And then he in turn pissed off the senate for being a class traitor so badly that he didn't really have a lot of choice in eventually taking over, because otherwise the senate would get him. Not that he was opposed to the idea, but he was definitely true to a set of principles.

    Whereas Octavian was sort of a vicious prick with mommy issues. Not that he didn't pass a ton of needed reforms and was generally amazing, but those reforms weren't why he was trying to get power in the first place.

    Roman history is so much fun because Roman historians are a bunch of gossiping old hens. You get such a great feel for the personalities involved

    There is a tendency to show Rome as either this fascist, awful state feeding people to lions, or this utopian Republic where everything was swell. The Romans weren't always "good", but there was a reason all the cool kids wanted to join the Roman Empire as allies for a while.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQe28wNe6SU

    I know I Claudius probably has a bunch of inaccuracies, but damn Derek Jacobi is a good actor.

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Claudius' story is pretty great.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I love Derek Jacobi as an actor

    I hate that he subscribes to the Oxfordian theory of Shakespearean authorship though

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    there was a dream once that was Rome

    you could only whisper it

    anything more than a whisper and it would vanish

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    there was a dream once that was Rome

    you could only whisper it

    anything more than a whisper and it would vanish

    Marcus Aurelius was kind of a dick, but a good Emperor. Joaquin Phoenix His son was a really, really bad Emperor, which was a shame.

    a5ehren on
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