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The thread for things with more/less than two legs (NSF ento/arachno/ophidiophobes)

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Many arthropods can fly. Spiders are not typically among them.

    But did you know that spiders can glide? Baby spiders often throw silk lines into the wind, allowing them to rise high into the air and move great distances. This I s good for two reasons: one, it helps the new spiders avoid heavy competition for food with each other and with their parents, and two, it helps moves them into areas they might not have colonized yet.

    This post brought to you by the baby spider that landed on my phone while I was browsing the forums.

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  • CycloneRangerCycloneRanger Registered User regular
    I saw an enormous moth at work today. It was larger than any other moth or butterfly I've ever seen--at least five inches in wingspan, darkly colored, and with gently swept-back wings. After looking around the 'net at home, I think it was a black witch moth. I wish I'd had my phone, because those are apparently very rare in Colorado; they're usually tropical.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    On the subject of not killing things that you feel naturally compelled to kill, I have recently caught and released two wasps.

    Whether or not I am right in doing so has been a subject of debate between the folk among me for the past couple weeks, but after an entire life time of absolutely no one in my immediate family having been stung by any bee, wasp, or hornet, I have decided that it is more satisfying and appropriate to spare them than to just straight up ice the poor confused buggers with my military grade fly swatter.

    Mosquitoes are basically the only creature I murder without remorse.

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    The dragonflies are out in force this year. There are donzens of them in view at any angle, at any given time of day. It's super cool to watch and has been constant for the past several days. Some seem to hover for a bit, some dart right past, and others just seem to glide on by with a really rather leisurely pace, slow enough to really admire. Really cool buggers, with whom my spirit soars.

    Also, dragonflies are friggin' big.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    On the subject of not killing things that you feel naturally compelled to kill, I have recently caught and released two wasps.

    Whether or not I am right in doing so has been a subject of debate between the folk among me for the past couple weeks, but after an entire life time of absolutely no one in my immediate family having been stung by any bee, wasp, or hornet, I have decided that it is more satisfying and appropriate to spare them than to just straight up ice the poor confused buggers with my military grade fly swatter.

    Mosquitoes are basically the only creature I murder without remorse.

    and yellowjackets.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    As an expert on wasps, I can tell you they are huge pricks and deserve death.

    I saw this because one day I was sitting in a chair on the patio eating a popsicle and playing game boy when like 10 wasps flew up to me and stung me on my arm, shoulder and neck. And I wasn't even fucking doing anything!

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    Nooooooooooooooooooo

    Wasps are wonderful

    I'll give you that the colony-dwelling social wasps (Yellowjackets and their ilk) can occasionally be unpleasant, but the vast majority of wasps are solitary creatures that never bother humans unless under extreme duress, if even then.

    They are cool and I love them

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Also they fly around with their legs all dangly

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Also they fly around with their legs all dangly

    And it's downright indecent. How am I supposed to explain them dangly legs to my youngins?

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooooooo

    Wasps are wonderful

    I'll give you that the colony-dwelling social wasps (Yellowjackets and their ilk) can occasionally be unpleasant, but the vast majority of wasps are solitary creatures that never bother humans unless under extreme duress, if even then.

    They are cool and I love them

    As someone that wasps and yellowjackets love to sting, I have to disagree.

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Wasps are okay as long as you don't step on their nest by accident...

    Or maybe if you're a toddler and there's a wasp inside the house and you want to pick it up and put it outside because there's no food for it inside...

    I've been stung by a lot of wasps is what I'm saying.

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    So says Sir FabulOW!

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Wasps are okay as long as you don't step on their nest by accident...

    Or maybe if you're a toddler and there's a wasp inside the house and you want to pick it up and put it outside because there's no food for it inside...

    I've been stung by a lot of wasps is what I'm saying.

    Or sit down on a park bench that they have made a nest under. And then not move at all. Or walk by them. Or be in their general area at all.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Have you guys ever lived in the same place as tarantula hawks? They're generally pretty chill, but God help you if one of them lands on your neck and you slap it. I had that happen when I was about twelve, and I thought I'd been shot. It doesn't linger like a bee sting, but for a couple of minutes it's definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to your nervous system.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you guys ever lived in the same place as tarantula hawks? They're generally pretty chill, but God help you if one of them lands on your neck and you slap it. I had that happen when I was about twelve, and I thought I'd been shot. It doesn't linger like a bee sting, but for a couple of minutes it's definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to your nervous system.

    Think about it this way: tarantula hawks have the second most painful insect sting of all, so unless you run into a bullet ant, it's all child's play from here on out.

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I had one of those fun entomology moments today where something lands in front of me and I don't know what it is at all for a while

    At first glance I thought it was a fly, on a closer look a wasp, and on yet a closer look I revised my guess back to fly.

    I spent a long time watching it wave it's long front legs around slowly, before it flew off.

    It turned out to be a stilt legged fly, and it's unusual appearance and leg-waving show are part of an attempt to convince other creatures that it is, in fact, a wasp.

    It does a good job.

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular

    A busy bee. A friend told me it looks like a kind of Psithyrus, the cuckoo bumblebees.
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    Some of the spiders are eating really well. There are still plenty of mosquitoes in the woods.
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    The webs are made by these ladies. They shake the webs if you get too close because they don't want them wrecked. Their webs are big enough that when I walk into one I can walk backwards and the web pulls off without breaking. They are some kind of spiny orb-weaver.
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooooooo

    Wasps are wonderful

    I'll give you that the colony-dwelling social wasps (Yellowjackets and their ilk) can occasionally be unpleasant, but the vast majority of wasps are solitary creatures that never bother humans unless under extreme duress, if even then.

    They are cool and I love them

    To be fair I specifically mentioned yellowjackets.

    wasps in general are awsome.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Nice Argiope Foolproof!

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you guys ever lived in the same place as tarantula hawks? They're generally pretty chill, but God help you if one of them lands on your neck and you slap it. I had that happen when I was about twelve, and I thought I'd been shot. It doesn't linger like a bee sting, but for a couple of minutes it's definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to your nervous system.

    That looks scary, I wonder what Wikipedia has to say...
    "When the wasp larvae hatches, it creates a small hole in the spider's abdomen, then enters and feeds voraciously, avoiding vital organs for as long as possible to keep the spider alive."

    Oh my. :o

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    that's how most parasitic wasps roll!

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    A giant swallowtail I chased around the woods. It was the size of a bird. I couldn't get close enough for a good photo. (I cropped the image)
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    A hummingbird moth. Same story, I couldn't get closer because the little critter saw me and we were in thick undergrowth. (Imaged cropped to center.)
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    A big old bee.
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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I was going to put this in the snugglehug thread, but this thread needs posts too.
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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you guys ever lived in the same place as tarantula hawks? They're generally pretty chill, but God help you if one of them lands on your neck and you slap it. I had that happen when I was about twelve, and I thought I'd been shot. It doesn't linger like a bee sting, but for a couple of minutes it's definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to your nervous system.

    Fuck that thing, it has no place in a decent world.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Have you guys ever lived in the same place as tarantula hawks? They're generally pretty chill, but God help you if one of them lands on your neck and you slap it. I had that happen when I was about twelve, and I thought I'd been shot. It doesn't linger like a bee sting, but for a couple of minutes it's definitely the worst thing that's ever happened to your nervous system.

    Fuck that thing, it has no place in a decent world.

    you're right it's too beautiful for this world.

    edit the sad part is they only look like that midflight. When they're attacking a spider the wings are mostly folded.



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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
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    I saw a spidey! Bout as big around as my thumb, and her body the size of my thumbnail.


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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    SHELOB!!!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I couldn't get a good picture but she had really beautiful tiger-like markings on her back, all orange and tan and whatnot.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    This seems like one of those fake British-woods memes but these are real. (I dunno about Ogo Pogo, maybe someone got confused)

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i call them slaters

    the ones that roll into a ball are pillbugs

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Pillbugs is the correct term

    I don't care what science says, it's the only correct terminology

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Ey @bugboy what the hell is this thing

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    Our cats keep dragging them in

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    looks like a cicada

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    It is indeed a cicada!

    One of the annual cicadas, as opposed to the periodicals that only come out every 13 or 17 years

    At this point in the summer they're all over the place, but you don't often see them because they're mostly up in trees

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I guess I never got around to posting these

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Someone just posted this in Steam chat and it reminded me of that second pic, PB

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    crossposting this from the webcomic thread:

    why aren't butterflies called flutterby's?

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