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The thread for things with more/less than two legs (NSF ento/arachno/ophidiophobes)

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    there is absolutely the tiniest little orb weaver spider in the most ibblest of webs in my old chlamadis vine. she is so tiny i can't get a picture of her which means of course that she is also a ghost

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The other day I was doing garden things and I found my first Steatoda nobilis aka Noble False Widow spider. A species that UK newspapers periodically lose their minds about when they don't have enough scary trans people or immigrant stories because they are 'related to' black widows. They are not dangerous.

    This one was missing 2 front right legs and had a hole clear through her carapace (front left quarter) which I found interesting, I would have thought a wound like that would have made her bleed out but I guess not.

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    The next day I was doing garden things again and thought I'd see if she was still there, and I did find her, but she had apparently become dinner overnight

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    RIP lady. The culprit was identified as a Drassodes sp. aka Stone Spider, who regularly prey on other spiders. This fucker was speedy and I did a lot of undignified flailing as it kept running at me while I was trying to photograph it. Apparently I still have like 1% of my old arachnophobic response when it comes to true spiders.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I think this has come up before, but I can't recall and I'll be damned if I'm going down that rabbit hole, but what's a true spider?

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    I think this has come up before, but I can't recall and I'll be damned if I'm going down that rabbit hole, but what's a true spider?

    hobbyist term to denote "not tarantula"

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    I think this has come up before, but I can't recall and I'll be damned if I'm going down that rabbit hole, but what's a true spider?

    hobbyist term to denote "not tarantula"

    Well. True spiders are spiders with relatively small pinchy fangs that cross when biting. As opposed to Mygalomorphae (tarantulas, mouse spiders, australian funnel-spiders etc. Basically primitive spiders with really big chompers that puncture downwards) or Liphistiidae (Segmented spiders. A group of weirdo asian spiders that are the last descendants of a mostly extinct family. They have segmented plates on their abdomen and have downwards puncturing fangs, but not as big as mygalomorphs).

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Googled liphistiidae and you coulda told me those were ranchos and I would have believed you.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    Thanks, Google. AI knocking it out of the park already, I see.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    that's not even a spider monkey!!!!!!!!!!!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    3cl1ps3 wrote: »
    that's not even a spider monkey!!!!!!!!!!!

    Can't see the lower half, maybe they're a drider monkey.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Did some rehousings today so have some hairy spiders.

    Makulu, Theraphosa stirmi L03 female

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    Portia, Psalmopoeus irminia L07 male. Absolutely did not want to cooperate with photos

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    2 Monocentropus balfouri. I think L03/04 but it's hard to know. Rehoused my communal and all 10 are still alive which is great news; I'd only seen a max of 4 at once recently and some were really fat so I was a bit worried.

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    Nkombi, Ceratogyrus darlingi L03 unsexed.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Will your communal housing produce slings in the future? Or is that not a thing because they're all from the same brood?

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Will your communal housing produce slings in the future? Or is that not a thing because they're all from the same brood?

    I don't know about Balfouri specifically, but it's possible the males will mature and die out before the female is even ready to breed, with them being about the same age. But that's more a problem for dwarf species.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Will your communal housing produce slings in the future? Or is that not a thing because they're all from the same brood?

    I don't think so, for the reason Shifty said. The males will mature before the females.

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Basically, all female tarantulas are cougars

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    What I will probably do is as males mature I'll remove them and send them off for breeding. Then once I have mature females, I dunno, maybe I'll get hold of a male to stick in there if I want to suddenly have hundreds of grandchildren.

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Basically, all female tarantulas are cougars

    I assume all cougar females are tarantulas?

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Docshifty wrote: »
    Basically, all female tarantulas are cougars

    I assume all cougar females are tarantulas?

    No. It's an easy mistake to make as they're both fuzzy, but cougars have half the number of legs than an average tarantula. Other than that though, they're practically the same animal.
    Might be more accurate to say cougar females are half tarantulas, until two fuse into a single tarantula with the correct amount of legs.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    so what I'm hearing is I should start working on the script for the next Syfy original, Cougantula

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited May 2023
    Bad phone pic taken through plastic, but my L. subcanens just molted and got her full adult appearance. She's so fuzzy.

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    Her molt was 8.2cm (about 3.3"?) legspan so I reckon she's pushing 10cm (4") now because she always puts on a chunk of growth with each molt. About half grown I reckon. Was able to confirm her sex with this molt and am delighted she's a girl because I'd suspected she was male previously, and I've never seen this species for sale before or since getting her so I really wanted a female. She's definitely the most tarantula-ass looking tarantula in my collection. I loves her.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2023
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    This elegant beast showed up in my parents' back yard after a week of flooding in the surrounding area. Some kind of pond slider, do you think? They can't get a good picture of the head because it is extremely shy and goes inside if anyone gets within twenty feet of it.

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Red-eared slider I think? The shell certainly looks spot on.

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Good call, that definitely looks like a match.

    Show us your ears, you weird little tank monster

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Offer it some pizza

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Goddamn ticks

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Goddamn ticks

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    New skin, who dis

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    Got a better pic of my P. irminia as well. Shame about having to take it through plastic but oh well.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    I have a spider! It was hanging out on my back porch for a while, but I've spotted it in various parts of the kitchen every day for a week. Seems like a pretty chill little critter, hopefully wants to chow down on some flies.

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    He thinks he's people!

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    FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited July 2023
    Monitor lizards stand on their back legs more often than people think. Even the really big ones like Komodos.

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    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Monitor lizards stand on their back legs more often than people think. Even the really big ones like Komodos.

    That seems... pretty nightmarish, actually!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    He's just a lil guy.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    just a normal man

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    just a normal man

    just an innocent man

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    Big game hunter.

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    KupiKupi Registered User regular
    All insects can be divided into one of two distinct groups: those that, when presented with a sideways cup, say "Fuck yes, free hiding spot", and those that instead say "Fuck that, I'm wise to your game."

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    crzyangocrzyango Registered User regular
    Joro spiders are driving me insane right now, at last count there are 15 attached to my house. They appeared in the last week, and I hate them.
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