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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'm gonna send him a cast of my penis

    Then, in some way, our generational gap will be bridged

    By rock-hard cock

    and not me?
    RUDE! :|

    Actually, no one has gotten me anything NSFW before.

    :<
    Neville if I get you, I will send you all the dildos I can afford.

    molded or gtfo.
    I don't want some random machine made fauxcock.
    I want something I can say "Hey... this is InternetGuy's cock" about! I know him!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It'd actually be pretty hilarious to send a mold of my donger to someone.

    Like hey.

    I gave you the dick

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    do it!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Depends on who I'd get, I guess!

    And if I would really be okay with someone owning an actual mold of my penis

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I mean where would you keep it?

    In the draw?

    If they come over to visit do you need to put it on display?

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Keep it in a curio cabinet in your living room.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    To preserve its condition, it must be rubbed daily in the finest oils

    At least once a week the owner must bow to it and thank the lord above for its existence

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Turn it into a table top zen fountain

    MetroidZoid on
    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    heh.

    Rock Cock Garden.

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I love this time of the year!

    Blugh, cannot do this tonight though, too tired from scaring children.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    To preserve its condition, it must be rubbed daily in the finest oils

    At least once a week the owner must bow to it and thank the lord above for its existence
    So exactly like the original, then?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It'd actually be pretty hilarious to send a mold of my donger to someone.

    Like hey.

    I gave you the dick

    Send me it.

    I'll use it and then send you a photo of my recreation of the original Little Mermaid boxart.

    Goatmon on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    hmmm, did i screw up my e-mail? I thought i got everything in there correctly.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    tell them they should turn it into a small, artistic vase

    Indie Winter on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    updated the list

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    neville wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I'm gonna send him a cast of my penis

    Then, in some way, our generational gap will be bridged

    By rock-hard cock

    and not me?
    RUDE! :|

    Actually, no one has gotten me anything NSFW before.

    :<

    Someone put dickbutt on the 'draw in the cover' of a comic they sent.

    ...and an 'Everybody poops' book.

    I was glad I didn't wait until Christmas morning to open it in front of the folks.

    : |

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Everyone's wishlists are terrible.

    Except mine.

    Mine is great.

    How many other people have requested ball nuts.

  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    oh yess, i'll be doing this again this year.

    i'm a pretty bitching SS if i say so myself.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    After missing last year's I am on for this year. I've been setting some money aside so I don't bankrupt myself again buying strangers gifts. I have poor impulse control when it comes to getting things for other people apparently.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Done and done.

    Also @Ceres and @Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.

    I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.

    Geez Tox.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Well Sarah maybe you could stop being such a scrooge and get in the spirit of christmas and sign up

    did you ever think of that

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Yeah.

    But then I didn't.

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Woo, lets do this shit.

    SS, I want a pony for Christmas, and not one of those dumb ass cartoon ones.

    A real life baby horse, please and thank you.

    ...now I need to go find my amazon from last year and update it.

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Oh yea, poordilocks is still one of my favorite words.

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Man I want to sign up for this after seeing previous years but I'm not sure if my finances and debatable non-lurker status can support it.

    I have an awesome idea for something a friend of mine could make for my gift too.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Druhim how do you feel about horse penis dildos

    As long as they're triple headed, I'm all for them!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    How do you isolate a post for linkage on these new fangled forums?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    To preserve its condition, it must be rubbed daily in the finest oils

    At least once a week the owner must bow to it and thank the lord above for its existence

    Sounds like an Oglaf comic.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    How do you isolate a post for linkage on these new fangled forums?

    Click on the little timestamp at the top left of your post

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Sassori wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Done and done.

    Also Ceres and Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.

    I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.

    Geez Tox.

    Don't act like you didn't love giving Nino those cupcakes.

    Tox on
    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Done and done.

    Also Ceres and Sassori I hope you guys don't mind me tagging you as intel sources. I know I haven't really been around much to chat with either of you, but I figure you two still probably know me best of anybody on the board, and I'm certain you can both interview me about anything my Satan my need to know without revealing to me who it is.

    I think it's funny that I have never participated in this, but this is the second year in a row I could be helping someone give their gift.

    Geez Tox.

    Don't act like you didn't love giving Nino those cupcakes.

    Doing good deeds hurts my soul.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Its true, that's why Sass needs all those shots. To dull the pain.

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Gonna sell all my organs to buy my Satan just one gift

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Aw man, apparently I'm a total noobens who can't send an email right.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    oh yess, i'll be doing this again this year.

    i'm a pretty bitching SS if i say so myself.

    Agreed

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Gonna sell all my organs to buy my Satan just one gift

    Man, I could totally use one of those.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I am so excited to do this again!

    And uh.. kinda sorry for the person who gets me, since it is definitely going to be a handmade thing and not a big new fancy gaming rig or something.

    Someday I hope to have enough money to be able to sign up for this and drop a grand doing something grandiose and overblown. Although honestly I'd probably split that love between satans and saints.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Handmade things are awesome! Show that love.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    K, so this will be the suggestions post.

    Hello there, Satan. Nice to meet you and thanks for taking the time to stalk me. That's pretty awesome of you.

    If you're angling to get to know me, here are a few tips, tricks and people to talk to:

    General:
    I'm an XL in t-shirts.
    I grew up sailing and still have a love for it.
    I work at a major internet toy store so, uh, buying me things from ThinkGeek would be cool and all that, but I've got that covered.
    I read all the things when I have time and when I'm traveling, which is a bunch. Kindle gift certs are great as are paperbacks of books that you like and such. Recommend me things.
    Oh, you're an artst/like to bake/have crafting skills? I love all of those things. Thinking about it now, virtually every piece of art I have hanging in my apartment is something where I have some kind of connection to the artist. Show off your skills.
    I ride a yamaha cruiser style motorcycle pretty regularly.
    Favorite game series: Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed
    I smoke a pipe from time to time.
    I drink whiskeys (bourbon, scotch and irish)
    I travel pretty regularly it seems for both work and pleasure.
    Love to cook and am pretty damn good at it.
    I listed to a lot of rock and blues and such. But, you know, make me a mix tape. Show me some new tunes.
    I currently live by myself with my two cats (oh god....I'm that guy)
    I'm a fan of the NY Giants

    People to talk to:
    Want the scoop on me from people I'm close with around these parts? Here is a handful: Stale, Usagi, CrackedLens, Butters, Viv, Sheri, Balefuego, Lostwords, Zucchini

    Gaming
    I'm getting into board games and all that.
    I have a PC that is video game capable without too much of a problem. However...
    I play most of my games on a 360.

    Dislikes?
    Uhh...strawberries, tomatoes, most berries now that I think about it or things with really small seeds unless they're sesame seeds. Techno and electronica style music generally isn't my bag.

    I'll keep editing this as I think about it. But you'll also find a list to my amazon wishlist in the sig. Thanks! I look forward to lavishing you with praise.

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