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Secret Satans: Matches out. Now we wait and hail satan!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Ding ding ding ding dog

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I am extremely creeped out by bare butts

    Speaking of bare butts, oh hey Assy McGee's on TV

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I can appreciate a pretty foot. It's just, mine aren't very pretty, so it doesn't work so well.

    I wouldn't say I have a fetish, as they don't turn me on more than, say, pussy, but yeah, I can appreciate a lady who puts effort into dressing up her feet, as much as I can appreciate dressing up anything else (or...undressing? not really sure where I'm going here).

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I am extremely creeped out by bare butts

    Speaking of bare butts, oh hey Assy McGee's on TV

    We have a new contender for worst gay :P

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    I am extremely creeped out by bare butts

    Speaking of bare butts, oh hey Assy McGee's on TV

    We have a new contender for worst gay :P

    If it took my hating butts for you to finally believe I'm the worst gay, you haven't been paying enough attention ;-)

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    I am extremely creeped out by bare butts

    Speaking of bare butts, oh hey Assy McGee's on TV

    We have a new contender for worst gay :P

    If it took my hating butts for you to finally believe I'm the worst gay, you haven't been paying enough attention ;-)

    Well if you hate penises too, then you're for sure in the running

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    @neville I was telling someone (@Javen I think?) about how you were the worst gay and I realized that I forgot what made you the worst gay

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Nothing better than a good butt on a guy. Or girl. I don't discriminate.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    @Javen has the best butt, sorry everyone else

    Totally embarrassing him in this thread right here

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

    Va-jay-jay

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    @neville I was telling someone (@Javen I think?) about how you were the worst gay and I realized that I forgot what made you the worst gay

    @naporeon and @Captain Cthulhu klaxon.

    We were going up to Canada for VanPAX to stay with Zonkytonkman and we got lost because google maps took us through the nexus of the universe.
    We pulled into a parking lot to get directions.
    During the detour I:
    1. Went* into Tim Hortons and bought some timbits.
    2. When Zonky gave directions, nap demanded a pen and I had to admit I didn't have any in my car.
    3. @Redeemer volunteered that he had a number of pencils, pens and colored varieties of both and that yes, a bad gay, would not have such things.

    So after #2, Nap angrily said "Neville you're the worst gay" and, despite my protestations, the nickname stuck.


    * [tiny]Some reports, which COULD NOT be collaborated, claim it was more of a prance.[/tiny]

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    @Javen has the best butt, sorry everyone else

    Totally embarrassing him in this thread right here

    Pi-oh wait a minute, I see what you're up to

    Last time I said 'pics or it didn't happen' to a forumer ... I saw things.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    @Javen has the best butt, sorry everyone else

    Totally embarrassing him in this thread right here

    How cute.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I can understand not wanting to send gifts to a person you regularly butt heads with.

    I can understand that, too, but at the same time if you can't put that shit aside and try to just be nice to someone just this once, even someone you dislike, well, then... maybe don't participate?

    To be fair I don't dislike anyone here, but even if I got someone on my shitlist I would do my best to give them an awesome gift. Cuz, you know, there's something likeable about everyone, and just because you don't like them doesn't mean they don't deserve to have nice things done for them!

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    what if i have a really really good excuse

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    ceres wrote: »
    I don't know, part of me wishes I'd thought to pick my satanee just because I had ideas for some people I saw more than others. Like, if you want make up, screw you, I don't know dick about make up. I hope you've got other options up there.

    In the end, though, for me the randomness is part of the fun. Just somebody who didn't put down much besides makeup is probably getting chewing gum.

    to be fair, most people don't just like ONE type of thing

    E: also part of the fun is running around trying to find out more about the person you got!

    Vivixenne on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

    Va-jay-jay

    UGH

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Fuckin flesh
    Flowers.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    tugga wrote: »
    what if i have a really really good excuse

    as a general answer, if it's an excuse that is very valid to you, then so be it - just don't participate then

    it pretty much voids the idea of the season where there is one day where you can put your shit aside and try to find one thing likeable about someone you DON'T like

    and I don't know that any one on here has been terribad enough to have traumatized anyone to the extent to be unable to find that one thing

    people on here are universally awesome, it just looks a little different from person to person... I guess a little empathy for why someone might be terrible in your eyes or have reasons for being the way they are can't go amiss, particularly during the holiday season

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I'm not, I'm pretty terrible.

    But seriously, not that I can think of anybody I don't like (although it's entirely possible there's folks who aren't big Tox fans), but I'd have no problem with someone I was less than thrilled with as a forumer being my satanee. Like, I'd be all "oh sweet this is the perfect opportunity to show this person that I still think they're a good person deserving of giftings"

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    tugga wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    what if i have a really really good excuse

    If you do it?
    You won't get in.

    You've got too much debt

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    End wrote: »
    Huh, Khoo didn't get in on this, this year.

    Phew, less pressure. Though the man is fantastic and wholly appreciative of every gift he's gotten. Well, as is everyone in the last three years I've done this.

    yeah I've always been worried I might get Khoo too

    what do you buy the man?

    A washing machine.

    Edit:
    #pipe wrote: »
    I can understand not wanting to send gifts to a person you regularly butt heads with.

    This is one of the two reasons I don't sign up, I don't want people that hate me having to buy me stuff anyway, because they probably have really valid reasons.
    The other reason is money.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Fyndir wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    Huh, Khoo didn't get in on this, this year.

    Phew, less pressure. Though the man is fantastic and wholly appreciative of every gift he's gotten. Well, as is everyone in the last three years I've done this.

    yeah I've always been worried I might get Khoo too

    what do you buy the man?

    A washing machine.

    oh haha, yeah definitely not a side loading one

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

    Va-jay-jay

    UGH

    It was all the rage here, a couple years ago.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Look. I'm not going to jerk it to a set of toes or anything.

    But being creeped out by a foot is pretty lame.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    Alright. Let's do this shit. Let's do this so called "Christmas" business.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I'm worried I'm putting to much French Pop in my wishlist
    Or maybe not enough
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

    Va-jay-jay

    Axe wound

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Thank you, Buster.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Preeeettttyy psyched about this

  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    I'm worried I'm putting to much French Pop in my wishlist
    Or maybe not enough
    did you put this one?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Not that there's anything wrong with 'em

    But that word kills my lady-boner

    well what do you call them?

    Vertical Smile

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    My Georgia O'Keefe piece

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    the vertical bacon sandwich?

    the toothless gibbon?

    the gateway to the guts?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    gash

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    snatch

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    The Yoni

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Gatsby on
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