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THOU SHALT NOT SHAVE

AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
November is the month where we do not shave. Some folks limit it to their faces. Some folks gotta go natural. Some folks do that Movember thing which I guess is okay since it's supposed to raise money for something I might look up when I'm not on my phone, but excludes men and women who don't have the specific genetics for mustachery.

Personally, I'll be cheating and keeping things shaped for job reasons. Everyone make sure to get some before/after/progress pictures for humiliation purposes. Just no attractive folks and no pre-haired folks.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I don't use a blade on account of my papery dermis, does that disqualify me as being pre-haired

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hmm well i was just gonna take my beard trimmer and start from there for @Smart Hero 's wedding but maybe i'll go clean shaven tomorrow and let it grow from there

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    coarse beards hurt

    sorry

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i usually have facial hair anyway and i have to keep it trimmed for my internship

    so

    semi-shaved november

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This is racist against the already-bearded! :(

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Jokes on you I'm unemployed, I don't shave anyway! But in the interest of knowing my limits I'll see how much grows in a month.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    time to let my pubestache run free

    like allah intended

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ugh i always forget i'm such a shitty lookin dude without at least some facial hair

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I still can't grow a legit beard or mustache at 25, it is disheartening

    best I can pull is like a shaggy-style "several hairs sprouting from my chin", which is not something I have any desire to pull

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I still can't grow a legit beard or mustache at 25, it is disheartening

    best I can pull is like a shaggy-style "several hairs sprouting from my chin", which is not something I have any desire to pull

    Just wear a fedora and with it and you will be good

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    mmm'lady

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    I have a job so my pubestache will have to be MIA this year

    but I will let the little circle of hair around my nipples grow out so that I may sport nip curtains in secret

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    ive never tried to grow out any facial hair past a week

    i have suspicions it'll be kinda patchy but heck i can try

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    everyone please encourage @Sal to participate this year

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i didn't shave my beard for 9 months

    the only thing i trimmed was my mustache because it was hampering my eating efforts

    nothing like trying to eat a sandwich as your mustache hairs get tugged with each bite

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    everyone please encourage @Sal to participate this year

    Noooooooooooo

    nonononono

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I haven't shaved my beard in...six years? But around this time I usually start growing my Winter Beard.

    Except this year I started at the end of August because I was shooting a movie until recently with no time for a barber's visit.

    Looks like shit's gonna be wild this year.

    My goal is Robin Williams in Jumanji.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I HAD A BIG BEARD BEFORE DUCK DYNASTY

    <---beard hipster

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I'm still debating doing this or not. I am in dire need of a haircut right now so bearding up will just make me look like a disheveled liberal arts student


    like, even more so than I normally do.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    I still can't believe that Movember is a thing, when Manuary is right there

    Currently Playing:
    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
    GT: Tanith 6227
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    DL, teach me the way of the beard.

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    This is racist against the already-bearded! :(

    Fuck the system!

    Let's do beard progress anyway. Big, full, manly man beard progress. Give people something to aspire to.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Novembeard is so much better than Movember.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Sal wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    everyone please encourage @Sal to participate this year

    Noooooooooooo

    nonononono

    sal the world needs to see your patchy facial hair

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I have a beard.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I have a beard.

    yeah right

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    DL, teach me the way of the beard.

    comb it daily as the length gets long

    if you shampoo it to make it extra soft (cause ladies love soft beards) make sure you rinse it really well otherwise you're gonna flake everywhere

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I still can't believe that Movember is a thing, when Manuary is right there

    That's a more flattering title than Januhairy.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    This is racist against the already-bearded! :(

    Fuck the system!

    Let's do beard progress anyway. Big, full, manly man beard progress. Give people something to aspire to.

    If you can show a month's worth of progress, I think that's fair.

    Or Dru can stop shaving the part that connects his beard to his back and take pictures of that.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    I still can't believe that Movember is a thing, when Manuary is right there

    That's a more flattering title than Januhairy.

    every month is januhairy to me

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I still can't grow a legit beard or mustache at 25, it is disheartening

    best I can pull is like a shaggy-style "several hairs sprouting from my chin", which is not something I have any desire to pull

    Just wear a fedora and with it and you will be good

    phew
    Rolo wrote: »
    Novembeard is so much better than Movember.

    for real

    movember is one weak-ass portmanteau

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    This is racist against the already-bearded! :(

    Fuck the system!

    Let's do beard progress anyway. Big, full, manly man beard progress. Give people something to aspire to.

    If you can show a month's worth of progress, I think that's fair.

    Or Dru can stop shaving the part that connects his beard to his back and take pictures of that.

    Deal. I'll take a picture now and shan't take another for a month. If it's sufficient, there'll be post proof.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    but I will let the little circle of hair around my nipples grow out so that I may sport nip curtains in secret

    This isn't the month for secrets. This is the month to prove yourself to the world.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my neckbeard gets hells of itchy

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    let them nip curtains breathe in a nice, billowy chiffon top

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    they're little hair tassels

    so hell of wispy a spider covets

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    my neckbeard gets hells of itchy

    That's temporary. You've got to work through it.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i've let my beard grow out longer than usual because it's been one of the few instances it hasn't itched the bejesus outta me

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I had a beard when I had mono, it was a big ugly patchy mess,

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I could grow a wicked sick beard.

    But I wont.

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