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Sir Phallabulous' Mansion: Day 5: Ahahahaha

Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid GodRegistered User regular
edited November 2012 in Critical Failures
You stand outside the large mansion and gulp. Taking a deep breath, you reach into your pocket and take out your invitation. You read it one more time to make sure this is real:

You have been cordially invited to Sir Fabulous' Halloween party! Please come dressed in a costume! Guests who do not come dressed will be shot!

All nutritional needs will be accommodated for, if you have special nutritional needs, please check the relevant box below:
<> Vegetarian
<> Vegan
<> Carniverous
<> Souls only
<> I do not require sustenance

I would ask that you do not ignore this invitation. People that receive this invitation and do not attend will be shot!
I hope to see you soon <3

Sir Fabulous


You take a long, last glance at the outside world before opening the door and stepping inside. You know that when Sir Fabulous throws a party, not everyone survives.





SIR PHALLABULOUS' MANSION



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You now stand in the greeting hall of the Mansion in front of you stand Sir Fabulous. His eyes are bloodshot and wild. His hair is in a state of disarray. You are very briefly afraid, but he just smiles and winks. After all, he has no way to tell who you are beneath the costume.

"Thank you very much for coming to my party! I hope no-one will get set on fire and sodomized this year," he giggles. "The ballroom is through that set of doors. I will join my guests and officially start the party as soon as all 26 of my guests arrive. I know that it can be a bit confusing to attend one of my parties, so before you enter, do you have any questions?

Er, yes. Sir Fab, what IS this?


Ah, my friend! This is an online version of the popular party game "Mafia." On these forums we call it "Phalla", but the general concepts are the same!

And does this "Phalla" have a particular theme?

I'm glad you asked! This Phalla is not based around anything that you might be familiar with. All the roles and mechanics were created by me, Sir Fabulous. I have a pretty overactive imagination, so you can prepare yourselves for some Grade-A craziness

Are there any rules I should be aware of?
All the standard Phalla rules are in place. This includes:

No quoting or copypasting from role PMs.
Adding the host (me!) to any PMs you make.
Inviting the host (me!) to any ProBoards you make.
No anonymous contact.
Don't piss me off.

If you would like more information about how Phalla tends to work on these forums, you can always ask someone more experienced, including myself, or visit the link posted below.

forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/99170/cf-phalla-signup-list/p1

Are there any special rules for this Phalla?

Why yes in fact there are!

Each person must sign up in Bold Limegreen. They must also sign up with a costume to show that they have read these rules. These costumes will have no effect on gameplay, but will hopefully make narrations more fun.

In this game, everyone will be getting a unique role. Every role has some kind of power, either active or passive.
Each role has both a Win Condition and a Secondary Win Condition. At the end of the game, people will be divided into 4 categories.

Complete Failure: You have not completed either of your win conditions.
Consolation Prize: You have completed your secondary win condition.
Winner of the Game: You have completed your primary win condition.
Champion of the Forums: You have completed both win conditions.



Additionally, everyone gets 2 actions per day. These actions can be used to do one of two things:
Move: 2 Actions
Explore: 1 Action


Moving allows you to travel from one room to another. You can access any room from any other room. Which room is most valuable to you will depend upon the circumstances you find yourself in.

Exploring a room takes one action and triggers an event.
The event you experience will be randomly determined.
You can experience most events more than once.

There are 5 rooms that are open for guests in Sir Fabulous' Mansion:
The Ballroom
The Study
The Infirmary
The Cathedral
The Basement

Each of these rooms has different events connected to it.
You will not know which people are in which room (unless they tell you of course).

Each night you can vote for someone in Bold Red. The person with the most votes will have a hilarious prank pulled on them.
Clarifications in Orange
CesareB wrote: »
Do unused actions carry over from night to night?

No
Delmain wrote: »
When do days end? I think I'm being blind, but I can't find it in the OP.

Day ends 12:00 am EST. It's not in the OP, adding it now.

Langly wrote: »
so if exploring takes one action, and movement takes two, and we get two actions a night, can we explore twice?

Yes


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I won $200 playing mafia once.
Check out the VODs here
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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    2. premium (A naked dude?)
    3. enlightenedbum (Klackon)
    10. Mill (Captain)
    12. Stever777 ( Geddy Lee)
    20. I Needed A Name To Post (Slutty Anime Karl Pilkington)
    24. 38thDoe (A prinny with a pirate hat dressing up like a cardboard box)
    25. Retaba (Half a pony)

    Reserves
    1. SLyM
    2. Cayrus
    3. Fiaryn


    VICTORIOUS:
    16. Zombie Hero (Whale Shark)- Bear with Pigeons for Eyes


    Deceased:
    8. Anialos (The Cuddliest Kitten)- Spirit of Energy
    18. MrTlicious (Mr. T)- The Shadow
    21. Matev (Joker)- Sean

    5. Typhus733 (An oily wrestler)- Zorod Farasksa
    9. CesareB (Thoth)- Zombie Shakespeare
    22. Warban (Discord)- Fuchsiabeard

    6. Delmain (Sign)- Mechabot

    13. The Anonymous (Monobear)- Stringy Mcbeansprout
    14. Kilnaga (Bob Marley)- A Baby
    19. Obifett (Zombie Cake Holding the Bloody Head of Fionna)
    23. Kime (The Mafia)


    1. Egos (Satan)- Doctor Lovely
    4. Lucedes (Lady Rainicorn)- Bimzelboop
    7. TheRoadVirus (Mad Scientist)- Terrod Nimbletoes
    11. Langly (Donatello)- Virgil
    15. JDarksun (Gatsu)- Michael Bertram

    17. Gizzy (Invisible Person)- Vlados Evilheart

    Sir Fabulous on
    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    first?

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Oh dang. Looks like I'm signing up.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I have come to the mansion wearing a Klackon costume. Which I will actually bother to put back on if I survive until election day.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    Lady Rainicorn

  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Sign!

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Sign

    Explain to me how exploring looks, since it looks like you just explore the room you're in. Moving costs both your actions for the night, and the only alternative is exploring. So if you explore, you just have an extra, worthless, action?

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Note: My costume is a sign.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Sign

    Explain to me how exploring looks, since it looks like you just explore the room you're in. Moving costs both your actions for the night, and the only alternative is exploring. So if you explore, you just have an extra, worthless, action?

    You can explore twice a night if you have two action points.

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Sign

    Erin The Red on
    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    I am the cuddliest kitten.

    "there's sin enough without treating love like a sin"
    Erin The Red
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    I am the cuddliest kitten.

    PAT PAT PAT

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    I think I will sign up.

    I know I'm going as Thoth. My head is an ibis! What's up with that?

  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Shows up, dressed as a captain, drinking a glass of wine.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    ]Sign

    Ninja turtle (Don)



    Langly on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I need to think of a costume

    Baphomet (woudl be cool but has the female/male thing...) . Could just go as a ram/goat but that seems lame.

    Dionysus/Bacchus aren't distinctive appearance wise enough..

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    I think I will sign up.

    I know I'm going as Thoth. My head is an ibis! What's up with that?

    Get an avatar!

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I offered him one :(

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Will this be... Fabulous?

    Hosting Android: Netrunner - Thread 2: The Revenge

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    I offered him one :(

    I almost forgot about that, I was so busy trying to emasculate you!

    Maybe Thoth himself would be a good option...

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Warning: This game is extremely Fabulous. Forumers who are allergic to Fabulousness or are heavily pregnant are strongly cautioned against participating in this Phalla

    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    the Cesare Borgia collection. I assume that's where the name comes from..unless it's his own
    cesare2u.jpg
    cesare1a.jpg
    cesare3.jpg
    cesare4.jpg

    cesare2b.jpg
    cesare1c.jpg
    cesare3b.jpg
    cesare4bc.jpg

    not sure if they B ones look good small

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Man, Cesare had some great taste in hats. Especially that second one. I pick that one. And no "B," if you please, although that is rather clever.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    The second one doesn't HAVE a b on it :p
    Just save it, go to your profile, and then mouse over your avatar to upload the picture

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Halloween? Halloween's over. Has been for nearly twelve hours.

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    eh, I'll just go with SATAN

    the Venetians make some good devil masks.

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    I'm coming dressed as Bob Marley.

    BobMarley.jpg

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Sign up!

    I will be attending the party as Gatsu, aka Guts, aka the Black Swordsman.

    jdarksun on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    you gots to go as Gatsu

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    I'll show up in my whaleshark costume

    Steam
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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Invisible person

    3DS Friend Code 3282-2248-0453
    Gizzy's Amazon Xmas Wishlist
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    What's this "no costume" business? I thought it was perfectly clear I'm dressed as Monobear for this thing. :ar!

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    !I am ready

    edit: Dressed as Mr T
    BLOG.halloween_mr+t_003.jpg

    MrTLicious on
  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    It seems like a lot of people are opting for no costume.

    I am going to assume them naked.

    Erin The Red
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I am mad scienist! See picture in airship phalla for proof

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    It seems like a lot of people are opting for no costume.

    I am going to assume them naked.

    You assume correct!

    ;)

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Some mafia jerks killed me in the other game

    so

    sign up

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    costume or nudist?

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    It seems like a lot of people are opting for no costume.

    I am going to assume them naked.

    You assume correct!

    ;)

    My kind of party.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    oh yeah, costume

    uh

    my costume will be Zombie Cake, holding the bloody disembodied head of Fionna

    ObiFett on
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