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The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Last week a Durango was parked in my spot at home (we have private assigned parking), pissed me off to no end to have to go park in the street and walk half a mile home; but my wife convinced me not to have them towed. I left a nasty note instead.

Tonight after work same POS was in my spot and I had them towed.

They came to my door just now and bitched at me and said they didn't get a note last week. Waaah waah. I told them sorry, call the tow company; not my problem.

Of course if their license plate wasn't IRN MAN I probably would have been nicer, but fuck them.

So, justified? Ever had someone towed? Having met them I feel vindicated, those fuckers deserve to pay the $100 fee.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    shit on their hood next time

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It occurred to me. I do have to take a dump right now but alas it was already towed.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why do you have to walk half a mile?

    Do you live in some kind of mega-apartment complex?

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    make sure to shit a frowny face

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah. It's a big condo/townhouse complex, though there are some houses. There's no visitor parking which is fucking stupid, but most people just have their guests park in the church parking lots and pick them up and/or walk.

    It's a nice night, don't get me wrong, I like walks, but after working all night it's the last thing on my mind.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you shoulda deflated his tires or smashed his windscreen first

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah your obsession with parking spaces is a little weird.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, I thought of all sorts of fun things to do; but since my address is printed on the fucking spot it's not like they'd have to look hard for me.

    And even though you have to be a egotistical cuntnugget to have a license plate that says IRN MAN, often those who have such tend to work out and I didn't want to get my ass kicked in the process.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ahahaha you live in Utah County.

    I'm so sorry.

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If they do it again put sugar in the gas tank.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no see you blame the tow truck company

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yes.

    I go to school at the U and my wife goes to the Y.

    I'm in my undergrad (yay military making putting me behind), wife is in her PhD. As soon as we're done here I'll be going to law school in another state...

    Hopefully on the other side of the country. We are mormon, but we hate this place. I only moved here for her, and she only moved here for school.

    Such is life.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    don't you people watch mythbusters

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    don't you people watch mythbusters

    only when I remember I have the discovery channel. Did they disprove the sugar thing?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like SLC, but south of Sandy it gets pretty soul-killing.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    He totally got the note, and is totally lying to you.

    That's how these fuckers work.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Now they're probably going to shit on your hood.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    I like SLC, but south of Sandy it gets pretty soul-killing.

    Agreed. We only moved to lehi because it's middle ground, we're right at the point. People think Utah = mormons but that's not even true. Mormons in the rest of the country/world are normal fucking people. Mormons in utah are like a whole different species with their own culture and lifestyles.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    most i've done is called the cops on some guys down the street blasting music and smoking pot at 1am on a wednesday

    fuck those guys

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Now they're probably going to shit on your hood.

    I'm expecting it; but hey, I've seen them and the tow company will have their information.

    I could use a good lawsuit, we need the money to pay tuition.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahaha, mormon

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    most i've done is called the cops on some guys down the street blasting music and smoking pot at 1am on a wednesday

    fuck those guys

    didn't get invited?

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    don't you people watch mythbusters

    only when I remember I have the discovery channel. Did they disprove the sugar thing?

    From what I remember, yes

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    I like SLC, but south of Sandy it gets pretty soul-killing.

    Agreed. We only moved to lehi because it's middle ground, we're right at the point. People think Utah = mormons but that's not even true. Mormons in the rest of the country/world are normal fucking people. Mormons in utah are like a whole different species with their own culture and lifestyles.

    They're pretty fucking weird in Idaho too, due to being a very large part of the population again.

    Hey, at least you don't live in Manti or somewhere where the polygamists hang out.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    I like SLC, but south of Sandy it gets pretty soul-killing.

    Agreed. We only moved to lehi because it's middle ground, we're right at the point. People think Utah = mormons but that's not even true. Mormons in the rest of the country/world are normal fucking people. Mormons in utah are like a whole different species with their own culture and lifestyles.

    They're pretty fucking weird in Idaho too, due to being a very large part of the population again.

    Hey, at least you don't live in Manti or somewhere where the polygamists hang out.

    oh good lord. I work at Pizza Hut on the weekends for extra cash, and I know I've delivered to those freaks in American Fork and Lehi. Some of those nuts don't even try to hide it. It's amazing.

    And a little scary. You get this creepy as hell feeling when you are standing there at the door; like something is really wrong with this situation.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If the spaces are clearly marked then how can this dick even pull the "I didn't see a note" card?

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

    y'don't snitch cars

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

    That's what I keep telling YOUR MOM.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I snitch all the fucking time.

    I'm a petty, spiteful bastard, though.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

    y'don't snitch cars
    That's what I'm saying, but this dude did.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you got a problem with iron man, son

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

    says who

    retard crime dramas, thats who

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    AHH! wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Geebs wrote: »
    man my whole philosophy on towing is that if you don't want to be towed don't park where it says "IF YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PARK HERE DON'T OR WE WILL TOW YOU OKAY"
    Dude still snitched, and snitching ain't cool.

    y'don't snitch cars
    That's what I'm saying, but this dude did.

    The guy parked in his parking space, and got what he deserved. Is this complicated or morally ambiguous?

    august on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm pretty sure that if you're a tow truck driver, you're an asshole.

    It is like some unbreakable law of physics.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you got a problem with iron man, son

    The comic book character? No.

    Assholes who have such big egos that they think they're cool enough for the name? Yes.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tony Stark is an asshole with a big ego.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    KingsHand wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you got a problem with iron man, son

    The comic book character? No.

    Assholes who have such big egos that they think they're cool enough for the name? Yes.

    wow dude

    i think it is sweet the way you can just throw down snap judgements about the dudes like you aren't some kinda pompous dickbag

    that is totally great

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I saw a license plate that said 'Wall $t' this past Monday

    I wasn't all that surprised, because there are a lot of retarded rich people in this town

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