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[Phalla]cratic National Convention - Game Over - Phallary Clinton Takes Over

stever777stever777 AFK most SaturdaysRegistered User regular
edited November 2012 in Critical Failures
Phallacratic National Convention

A stever777 Production



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Charlotte, NC
September 4-6, 2012


The Phallacrats are looking to have a bang-up convention this election season. They need it, especially after The Rephallacan's convention went so well. All the eyes of the country were on that convention, as most people got their first real look at Mitt Phalla. He put forth his platform of smaller Phallas, no new Phallas on the middle-class, and a strong defense of Phallas all across the world in the global war on spread-sheeters. Many liked what they heard.

So, The Phallacrats have their work cut out for them. President Barack OPhalla's first term has not brought the change that many were seeking when they voted in bold dodgerblue for him four years ago. They were hoping he could bring real improvements to Phalla, real hope and a new sense of community. Instead, there is still the back-biting, nasty-commenting and meta-arguing going on that has plagued the nation for over a generation, now, with no end in sight. Many still believe Phallary Clinton would have been the better choice but they are holding their tongues and hoping the The President can rekindle the spark that first ignited the exciting "Hope and Change" main that he ran in 2008.

Others are not willing to wait. He's had his chance and must be replaced if the nation is to move in the right direction, the one they voted him in for in the first place. They need someone who will stand up to the special interest hosts and move Phalla forward, again. Powerful supporters of Phallary Clinton have gathered behind closed doors and in secret meeting rooms to discuss how best to accomplish this. It must be done and must be done now, here. This will be a convention to remember.


What’s all this then?

This is a mini Phalla for 30 players based on back-room dealings at The Democratic National Convention of 2012, with players taking roles of delegates.

General rules of Phalla can be found here. New players are welcome, as are old, of course.

Standard Phalla Rules/Mechanics:

You must vote each day. Vote in bold red for whomever you think is likely to be a threat to you. The winner of the vote will be eliminated every night. Tied votes will kill all tied players. Also, you may vote for the Convention Chairperson each day in bold dodgerblue. That player's vote that day will count as three votes.

In addition, everyone should make at least one post each day. Failure to vote or contribute will lead to warning and replacement.
Vote close is 11:00 PM EDT. All votes and actions at 10:59 PM EDT and before will be counted, while any submitted on, or after, will not.

Do not directly quote anything from PMs with me, or take screenshots of them. It is okay to paraphrase role PMs, however.

Do not anonymously contact anyone.

When you die, you may make one ghost post which cannot contain any game information whatsoever. After that, please do not discuss the game with anyone still alive.

Ask for clarifications in Bold DarkOrange. You can always PM me with clarification requests, or post them directly in the thread. If you have questions about your role, you should probably use the PM method to avoid giving away info to the other players.

Make sure you invite me to any proboards you might form, as well as any PMs. Do not add other players to PM conversations.

The default villager role:
You are...

A Phallacratic Delegate

Sure, the nation isn't as thrilled as they were four years ago but think of the alternative; shrinking mains and uber-hosts getting preferential treatment. President OPhalla must be re-nominated and re-elected. Of course, he will be, but you have to go through the formalities. What could possibly go wrong?

Win condition: Eliminate all threats to the re-nomination of The President.


Order of actions: Vote comes first, then other actions.

Signup in bold limegreen


Clarifications:


Are there thralls/millers/conversions?

No

MrTLicious wrote: »
CesareB wrote: »
Wait, are we voting in red too, or just for Chairperson?

Both, every day.
Phyphor wrote: »
Does the winner of the blue vote's red vote count extra for the day they win or for the next day; is there anyone with increased vote today?

Winner of today's blue vote has a red vote of 3 for today.

MrTLicious wrote: »
Does the blue vote (or the red vote, for that matter) trickle?

No.

CesareB wrote: »
Could we possibly get different colors to withdraw each of our votes?

Use limegreen for the kill vote and mediumorchid for the chair vote, if you want.

Megafrost wrote: »
What happens if the blue vote is tied?

RNG

ObiFett wrote: »
Can I join the mafia?

No.

Does the blue vote occur before the red vote?

Yes.

Attention.
After a re-count done by a company in FL, it was determined that MrT & SLyM tied and therefore both legitimately were removed.
THIS IS NOT A MISTAKE.
All is well.
Carry on!

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Player List -

    1. enlightenedbum
    2. TheRoadVirus
    3. tzeentchling
    4. MrTLicious
    5. Alegis
    6. JaysonFour
    7. Kilnaga
    8. Capfalcon
    9. ObiFett
    10. Megafrost
    11. MagicPrime
    12. SLyM
    13. Rainfall
    14. Zombie Hero
    15. undergroundmonorail
    16. Retaba
    17. SeGaTai
    18. jdarksun
    19. Maximus
    20. Anialos
    21. Bedlam
    22. Cayrus
    23. The Anonymous
    24. CesareB
    25. Langly
    26. Phyphor
    27. Sir Fabulous Assuran
    28. kime
    29. premium
    30. Gizzy


    Reserves -
    1.
    2. Mill
    3. Typhus733


    Opening Ceremonies

    SLyM - Phallacrat - Removed By Committee
    MrT- Phallacrat - Removed By Committee
    Langly - Joe Phallan, VP, a Village Idiot - Removed By Both Loyal & Non-Loyal Groups
    Rainfall - Phallacrat - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    Anialos - Phallacrat - Removed By Power Player

    Langly has left the game un-victorious.

    Day 1

    premium - Phallacrat - Removed By Committee
    JaysonFour - Phallacratic Bus Driver - Removed by Loyal Member
    jdarksun - Phallacratic Role Blocker - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    Retaba - Phallacratic Vote Manipulator - Removed By Non-Loyal Group

    Day 2

    kime - Sarah Phallan, a Rephallacan role blocker - Removed By Committee
    MagicPrime - Non-Loyal Member - Removed by Loyal Member
    T_A - Phallacratic Vigilante - Removed By Power Player
    tzeenchling - William Phallason Clinton, SK Survivor Neutral - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    Enlightenedbum - Phallacrat - Removed By Non-Loyal Group

    tzeenchling has left the game un-victorious.

    Day 3

    ObiFett - Non-Loyal Member - Removed By Committee
    Assuran - Phallacrat - Removed by Loyal Member
    Bedlam - Phallacrat - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    CesareB - Phallacrat - Removed By Non-Loyal Group

    Day 4

    Maximus - Phallacrat - Removed By Committee
    Phyphor - Phallacrat - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    Capfalcon - Phallacratic Guard - Removed By Non-Loyal Group

    Day 5

    Kilnaga - Phallacrat - Removed By Committee
    Alegis - Phallacrat - Removed By Loyal Member
    TRV - Phallacratic Vig - Removed By Non-Loyal Group
    Cayrus - Phallacratic Seer - Removed By Non-Loyal Group

    End

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    !signup
    I did not inhale

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Reserve

    I would really like to play, but I'm unsure of how long MrB's game is going to go on, and I do believe I'm the next main up.

  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks San DiegoRegistered User regular
    You want socialism? I'll give you socialism!
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    KilnagaErin The Redmi-go hunter
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
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    !for Phalla

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    Erin The Red
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    up sign

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    stever777 wrote: »
    Are there thralls/millers/conversions?

    CD

    Uh oh O:-)

  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    !Signup

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  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Totally just voted for Mosquito Control Commissioner; such an important post, you have no idea.

    † We don't have to be mean. 'Cause, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.†
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    I got Barack "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama's back.

    ...Unless I don't...

  • MillMill Registered User regular
    Reserve for now, already in two games. We'll see if I'll be a late entrant to the race!

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Pretty sure Sir Fab's is on it's last day.

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Still not sure if I'll have the time for a game but I'd be happy to Reserve up if y'all need folks later.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    The delegates from ObiFett cast our vote for this phalla!

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Both sides are the same, vote Stever.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    stever777 wrote: »
    Are there thralls/millers/conversions?

    CD

    Uh oh O:-)

    You scare me. I'm thinking we should kill you day one just to make sure.

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I want in

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Time for another epic gambit!

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Party!

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    !Sign UP

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Rubblebelt state of mindRegistered User regular
    Sign Up

    Kill all the masons!

    Steam
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Rainfall! Let's unite our powers for the greater good of the Phallacratic Party!

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Can I call them the phallacs for short?

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Damnit I wanted a phalla but I can't RP a Democrat.

    I just can't!

  • undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Sounds like fun.

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I'm signing up to say I'm not going to vote.

    I wonder how long I'll last O_o

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Don't worry Retaba, I'll vote extra hard for you.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Hooray!

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    Signup-vig please!

    PSN SeGaTai
  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Damnit I wanted a phalla but I can't RP a Democrat.

    I just can't!

    You could always RP a republican spy.

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Damnit I wanted a phalla but I can't RP a Democrat.

    I just can't!

    You could always RP a republican spy.

    A republican spy acting like a Democrat.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Damnit I wanted a phalla but I can't RP a Democrat.

    I just can't!

    Didn't you in my Phalla? I forget what role you got.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Damnit I wanted a phalla but I can't RP a Democrat.

    I just can't!

    Just proclaim doom and gloom at the slightest hint of a setback (I.E. everything).

    enlightenedbum
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Welcome to the phallacratic party of the US!
    We have shortened our party name to PhallUS
    Please join together and raise your eyes, arms, and mouths skyward to welcome the PhallUS!

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    The formatting of the OP looks eerily familiar.



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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Did he not cite his sources?
    Sounds like socialism

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Jdark and MrT together?

    We're fucked.
    See Spool? You can do it too!

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    steverphalla? Steverphalla!

    Hey, @MrTLicious - wanna go 2/2? ;)

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Rainfall! Let's unite our powers for the greater good of the Phallacratic Party!

    Well I guess I could...

    NOT.

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