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[Phalla]cratic National Convention - Game Over - Phallary Clinton Takes Over

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Phyphor has never steered us wrong, and anyone who says he has is just engaging in divisive behavior, like MrT.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    MrTlicious is pretty clearly a lying, no good cheat.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Lol politics

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    MrTLicious on
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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious for starting a vicious cycle of attack adds and mistrust when we need to work together more than ever.

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Wow, was I really that annoying in the main?

    Supporters, unite in giving me the blue vote so that I may quell this brazen blasphemy besmirching my honor.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    But only games where you're a mafia matter!

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    But only games where you're a mafia matter!

    So you won't mind if we vote you out?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    So we should basically be voting for the person who's voting for who we're voting for

    Except that they can then turn at the last minute and vote for someone else.

    You need to vote for someone you can trust.

    Who can you trust more than Mr T?
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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Phyphor wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    But only games where you're a mafia matter!

    If you thought this game didn't matter, would you be campaigning for a leadership role, mafia?

    CesareB on
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    But only games where you're a mafia matter!

    So you won't mind if we vote you out?

    Not overly
    CesareB wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    SeGaTai wrote: »
    I've been a part of a few mafia's that have wanted to kill phyphor for his magic box-why would you seal his fate by giving him the vote as well-you might as well vote for him instead.

    Phyphor

    see how easy it is

    The mafia just need to be taught that killing me off early all the time simply means that when I am mafia in the future with those people, I'm going to get caught out early when I don't die

    Except that the probability of being a villager is higher than that of being a mafioso, so in general it's preferable for other people to be easy to spot as mafia.

    But only games where you're a mafia matter!

    If you thought this game didn't matter, would you be campaigning for a leadership role, mafia?

    It's an extra two votes. Hardly a leadership role outside of fluff

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Phyphor

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    What the hell is going on?
    Who wants to lobby for my vote?

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    What the hell is going on?
    Who wants to lobby for my vote?

    Which one? ;)

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Shit, you're tricksy.
    I like the cut of your political jib.
    CesareB

    You're tricksy.
    That makes you dangerous.
    CesareB

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Not voting is a vote all in-of-itself!

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    kime for phalla chair! We need a leader we can trust.

    Unlike SLyM. Nobody trusts SLyM.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Everybody trusts slym!

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I'm suspicious of Parakarry. He sucked, sooooo

    !SLyM

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Ohhhhhhh


    OHHHHHHHHHH YOU TAKE THAT BACK

    Enlightenedbum

    parakarry was THE BEST

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    MrTLicious


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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Rainfall for chair!
    MrTlicious just because ..

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    enlightenedbum would rather take Kooper than Parakarry?

    This is no man I would want in my government.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Now that I am dead in the main phalla I can put all my attention towards this one.

    I will vote for Kime and send MrTlicious to the gallows.

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    CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Could we possibly get different colors to withdraw each of our votes?

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    MaximusMaximus Engineer of the Harbinger Engine RoomRegistered User regular
    Kime for Chairperson
    Not sure on who to else to vote for...

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I will vote MrT, because of stever's last phalla.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    CesareB wrote: »
    Could we possibly get different colors to withdraw each of our votes?

    No need to withdraw, just vote for someone else!

    Like me!

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    undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    CesareB wrote: »
    Could we possibly get different colors to withdraw each of our votes?

    No need to withdraw, just vote for someone else!

    Like me!

    If you insist...

    kime

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    I see what you did there...

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    OK, well it looks like I'm going to eat the vote so I'm going to put this out there:

    Phallery Clinton, if you are not a mafia, please contact me.

    I have information that you may find very useful.

    MrTLicious on
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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    MrTLicious

    :(

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    MrTLicious wrote: »
    OK, well it looks like I'm going to eat the vote so I'm going to put this out there:

    Phallery Clinton, if you are not a mafia, please contact me.

    I have information that you may find very useful.

    Wouldn't you want her to contact you even if she is mafia? :mrgreen:

    MY VENGEANCE IS NOT SATISFIED CYTHRA-- he's not playing?

    Damn. Uh... SLyM and Phyphor.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Man voting is such a waste of time, the Electorial Phallage just makes it pointless! Why do you guys even bother? Corporations run the Government now, you really think they'll late you change anything?

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    No no no, you've got it all wrong. The voting machines are rigged. When I pushed the button for phyphor, it selected kime instead. See, kime knows a guy who knows a guy who worked for the company that made the voting machines. SEE THERE'S A LINK!

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I KNEW IT! I've been reading up on things and it looks like in recent phallas, there has been vote manipulation!

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Clearly we need paper ballots, none of this e-voting nonsense.

    Write down your two votes and snail-mail them to stever.

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Yes, if she is mafia she can contact me as well.

    I will not turn you into the village.

    I promise O:-)

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I meant "in to"

    But given my history of conversions in stever phallas, the above statement could have multiple meanings, so I will leave it as is.

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    What happens if the blue vote is tied?

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