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Jacobkosh
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kiss kiss kiss
Gonna do research. Gonna hire programmers to develop a AI to scan their posts. Psychological profiles.
I am going to get my Santa on.
a cubed jacob
whatever shall we do
yes please
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She's not a monster. Of course she wouldn't.
of course
shes secretly in love with me and has been for years and, as a children, it would be logically inconsistent for her not to save me
I just hope I get a non-rando this year so I can really get my santa on. Bringing joy to randos is fun. They are gracious, they have interests. But I really want to buy gifts for someone whose posts I actually read every day. Someone I can really... target.
I started telling a story about how I'm related, distantly, to a movie star of the classic hollywood days
much description was made of his exploits and movies and handsomeness
she asked me who his name was, and I told her to check the calender
It was April 1st.
fuck buddies
ah, he would have been such a great president.
At least it was a bit longer the Lorc. Still, was starting to see it go downhill rather quickly as the morning went on.
you mean cowed into behaving.
the usual genuflections and abasements will suffice
Should we be worried about him?
I mean it's really causing me to sit down and think. If up is down maybe I should open a shelter for abused bronies
Abdy, if it gets close to your crashing time and Inq hasn't weighed in, feel free to close your turn so Winky can take his when I wake up. I'd like to try and get at least one turn a day going.
Hmmm, that's not a bad plan...
Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age [Switch] - Sit down and watch our game play itself
yes.
Listen I didn't sign up because I didn't want an album full of nude pictures of you with your gorilla suit on. And by gorilla suit I mean your hairy man nipples.
And by didn't, I mean totally do.
White-knight.
People who, afraid of their privilege, feel it's their duty to right the wrongs of society one forum post at a time.
I would have attributed it to his maybe being a bit stressed over coming out but as I recall he and his Mom spoke about it didn't they? I'm just sort of lost at this point as to where all this anger is coming from.
anyway, goodnight, chat
may your day be as golden as the federal reserve
Everyone is so fit in the military, what with the "200 pushups and then a 5 mile jog in the rain" exercise regimen.
jacob I am going to forge your signature because there is an "approved by" field
well that is if it's someone i like who would also get the joke
Bag full of black dildos?
The sound of keys jingling. The door unlocks and opens to a dark apartment. Someone setting a bag of groceries on the counter and then flipping on a light switch.
They freeze: every object in the apartment has been taken off the walls, shelves, or tables. Each object has tiny, scrawled writing in red lipstick covering it.
Their computer is turned on, with the Penny Arcade forums up. Their computer chair rotates, revealing a massive ape.
"Hello, Santee. As you can see, I've been studying you."
The ape smears another coat of garish lipstick onto its lips.
See, here it is:
Doesn't sound like a joke, more like a hobby.