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Let's Play: Civilization V!

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    oh my god, this guy's thread even goes into the tutorial of his fantasy Civ VI, and detailed explanations and tech trees of policies and shit

    this is like porn to me

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    I'm up for playing today if anyone is interested.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Nevs I took all your stuff after you left.

    Did Carthage do anything stupid after I left?

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Nevs I took all your stuff after you left.

    You basically took it before I left too, you silly gooseface. :|
    screenshots incoming

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Nevs I took all your stuff after you left.

    Did Carthage do anything stupid after I left?

    made a million ships and didn't do shit with them.

    They could have destroyed every coastal city ever.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Ffffffffffffffffffff. On that little inland sea? Stupid AI, why do you think I took Venice and settled on the north coast :s

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    no they only had like 3 there

    but had like 8-12 in the actual ocean

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Large images of awesome...
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    Gay Atlanta suffers no fools...



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    Our nation's capitol of Nevopolis knows the need for expansion. Greetings, brothers in Cocklandia, and welcome.



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    All of my cities are renamed to being super gay. Here are 3 cities I took from treacherous America and renamed to be much gayer.
    Buttington, D.C., Gay Atlanta and New York.
    Have you ever seen gayer names?

    (Yes @Bendery It Like Beckham pointed out Atlanta is identical to Gay Atlanta. But still...




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    Even television stars crave it...

    neville on
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    MrMonroe
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Look at all those strapping young men right outside your border

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Waiting to invade your fertile lands.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    They look like Wu Tang jackasses to me.
    They have not yet embraced the holy wonder that is Dong(tm)(r)(503(c))

    neville on
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    @MetroidZoid is a saint so now i have Gods & Kings

    @Gatsby we can do that type of multiplayer now

    Hooray! I'm redownloading Civ so I can play with you people.

    Also damn you Metroid for beating me to the gifting punch!

    MetroidZoid
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Dammit, Dido. Should've conquered the Dutch for all that citrus. There were like 4 or 5 hexes with them right there! And I will totally be down for an evening game, but 10 EST is too early for me. Unless one of you orders me a pizza.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    @MetroidZoid is a saint so now i have Gods & Kings

    @Gatsby we can do that type of multiplayer now

    Hooray! I'm redownloading Civ so I can play with you people.

    Also damn you Metroid for beating me to the gifting punch!

    Install it on your windows partition, i wanna play witchoo

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Do you guys think the Civ country dlc will go on sale this week?

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I hope so.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
    nevilleAntimatter
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    @MetroidZoid is a saint so now i have Gods & Kings

    @Gatsby we can do that type of multiplayer now

    Hooray! I'm redownloading Civ so I can play with you people.

    Also damn you Metroid for beating me to the gifting punch!

    Install it on your windows partition, i wanna play witchoo

    More than 50% complete!

    SkeithTheStigAntimatterneville
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'm down to play some today.

    I've convinced myself that I can write my paper between turns.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I'm down to play some today.

    I've convinced myself that I can write my paper between turns.

    I have no qualms about correcting a spanish paper during a game, so if you've got an outline and sources lined up it may work out.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    @neville Civ V installed!

    neville
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    So I have plenty of downtime this afternoon if anyone's up for it ... but again, haven't played G&K and I suck

    at the game

    Just @ me if a game gets going. Also, no one needs a mic for this right?

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    It's encouraged to be in the teamspeak server or steam voice. How else will you find out that Gaylanta needs pearls?

    Skeith on
    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
    neville
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Let's not do teams next time we play. Teams are dumb.

    Also I really hope the next expansion includes vassal states so I won't feel so guilty about attacking other players in multi.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Whoops I did not check this thread to see that the link was working again and bought G&K for $15

    oh well?

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    i'm sorry to hear you purchased a worthwhile expansion to a fun game, artreus

    i'm sure you'll find some way of coping

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Favlaud wrote: »
    i'm sorry to hear you purchased a worthwhile expansion to a fun game, artreus

    i'm sure you'll find some way of coping

    literally the worst thing to ever happen to a person

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    This situation is a real Pharezon

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
    AntimatterTheStignevilleGatsby
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Now you know how the tsunami victims felt

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
    AntimatterTommy2HandsGatsby
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Does this mean you are in for tonight, Art?

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    It would if I did not have to be at work at 4am

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I really like listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean score when playing this. Especially when playing Britain. Especially when I have a navy going.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I

    love

    navies

    I mean I have only played one game of Civ V so far but I loved having a huge navy as Polynesia in beyond the sword

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I love just lining up ships, especially when they earn enough exp to heal outside of friendly territories, AND they gain additional range AND two shots a turn.

    Things within a few tiles of the coast just flat out aren't safe.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Favlaud wrote: »
    oh my god, this guy's thread even goes into the tutorial of his fantasy Civ VI, and detailed explanations and tech trees of policies and shit

    this is like porn to me

    reading this now

    man what the fuck

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    This religion stuff is interesting and so far not as complicated as I would've thought. I choose Messenger of the Gods as my first Pantheon ... All hail Wally West

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Yeah religion isn't as deep as I'd like but the bonuses are really good which makes spreading it important, and the spreading of it can get pretty interesting.

    Spies are lame though, they need some work.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
    MetroidZoidneville
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Yeah religion isn't as deep as I'd like but the bonuses are really good which makes spreading it important, and the spreading of it can get pretty interesting.

    Spies are lame though, they need some work.

    Spies all up your ass when you are outstripping everyone with tech.

    Then they fuck with your citystate allies and you never have enough spies to go around.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    I hope everyone knows about this mod, which puts the throne room from Civ II back in

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »
    Yeah religion isn't as deep as I'd like but the bonuses are really good which makes spreading it important, and the spreading of it can get pretty interesting.

    Spies are lame though, they need some work.

    Spies all up your ass when you are outstripping everyone with tech.

    Then they fuck with your citystate allies and you never have enough spies to go around.

    Yeah they certainly add an element, I just wish they were more interactive. They take like 70 turns to do anything and are pretty passive in doing that.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStigCFN: Stiggles
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    As someone who never played anything pre-Civ V (though I do own all of 4 and the DLC due to misreading a Steam purchase ...), what's the Throne Room?

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