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FB: Lord Dave vs Butler

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA mod
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Lord Dave

Butler
The following is a transcript of an actual private chatroom conversation with Lord Dave. Minor formatting edits have been made, but the conversation itself remains unchanged.

<Boddah> Sup LD

<Lord Dave> Whoa, sup Boddah. How’s Italy going?

<Boddah> Oh, you know. Euro.

<Lord Dave> Huh.

<Boddah> So what are you up to these days, internetwiseways?

<Lord Dave> Well, keep quiet about this, but I recently alerted Viacom to the fact that people were watching a whole bunch of Daily Show clips and stuff on YouTube FOR FREE.

<Lord Dave> That has thankfully been rectified now.

<Boddah> You are shining beacon of something in a dark realm of non-shining stuff.

<Lord Dave> tks

<Lord Dave> Don’t let on that it was me though, you know how people can get about the internet and freedom.

<Boddah> Pfft. Like most people have any idea of what’s good for them.

<Lord Dave> EXACTLY.

<Lord Dave> It’s like that “Amendment to be” song from The Simpsons.

<Boddah> I’m an Amendment-to-be, yes an Amendment-to-be, and I’m hoping that they’ll ratify meeee…

<Lord Dave> It’s fucking funny, but there’s a lot of truth to it if you think about it.

<Lord Dave> Yeah that one.

<Boddah> How are things going with EP? Any plans for some little Lord Planets or Eclipsed Daves?

<Lord Dave> The hell Boddah?

<Boddah> What?

<Lord Dave> EP’s gay. I told you this on the second last night of PAX ’05.

<Lord Dave> You saw her making out with that stripper yourself.

<Lord Dave> Uh, Boddah?

<Boddah> Listen man.

<Boddah> I’ve got to level with you.

<Boddah> I was high that night. So, so high. Wasted too. I can’t remember a lot.

<Lord Dave> Do you remember us fucking in your van until sunrise?

<Lord Dave> Boddah?

<Lord Dave> You still there?

<Boddah> Yes of course I remember us fucking in my van until sunrise what a question geez.

<Boddah> It was a thing of beauty.

<Lord Dave> I kind of wondered at the time why you just did everything I asked, but I guess your being high explains it.

<Boddah> It sure does.

<Boddah> Being high can explain anything.

<Boddah>So, if you don’t mind me asking, how come you two are still together?

<Lord Dave> Well, it’s a good arrangement.

<Lord Dave> We get along pretty damn well as friends, and this keeps both our parents happy. I’m still free to go out and fuck whoever I please as long as I keep it on the down-low, and she is too.

<Boddah> Yeah EP’s a pretty cool kid.

<Lord Dave> It ain’t broke, so why fix it.

<Boddah> To be honest, I’m still not completely clear on where it is you sit yourself, sexualitywiseways.

<Lord Dave> Yeah, I was pretty confused for a while there, but I’ve figured it out now.

<Boddah> Do tell.

<Lord Dave> What it is, is that I’m bisexual but with a much greater preference for girls than guys.

<Lord Dave> I very rarely feel any desire for cock, but when I do, I gotsta have it.

<Lord Dave> It’s like, most of the time I hate McDonalds, right?

<Lord Dave> But sometimes you get a hankering for a big greasy Quarter Pounder and nothing else will satisfy you.

<Boddah> True dat.

<Boddah> Whoops, well, my gyrocopter just arrived so I better get going. Quick question though: How do you copy stuff on a Mac?

<Lord Dave> Apple key + C. Why?

<Boddah> Oh, no reason. I’ll see you in the forum battle on Sunday.

<Lord Dave> WTF?

<Lord Dave> Boddah you crazy kidder, you’re not in the forum b

<Lord Dave> Oh dear.

Boddah has logged off

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave's was pretty tits.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lord dave stole my buttler joke

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lord dave's was heh

    butler's was HEH

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    h5 buttler

    h5

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hooray Butler

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I voted for Lord Dave because of Alfred

    and because Butler doesn't know that it's little b

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    and because Butler doesn't know that it's little b

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    and because Butler doesn't know that it's little b

    oooohh i missed that one

    still butler's was

    you know

    legible

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    and because Butler doesn't know that it's little b

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    haha what

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I'm going with LD on this one, despite the unique medium of Butler's

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    Jazz SamuraiJazz Samurai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Butler's was pretty funny.

    Lord Dave ... eh.

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    yup
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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I think I'm going with LD on this one, despite the unique medium of Butler's

    My, my

    How the tables have turned

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sneaky.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey all you people who said you voted for me: why do you lie?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I voted for you, LD.

    But apparently I don't know what makes things funny.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    first time I have ever voted for the one behind

    don;t worry, Dave

    I have...a....plan

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well, either way I'm getting another Boddington's

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    BUTTLER

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Buttler's was rife with inaccuracies.
    I'd never use "tks", I've never been to PAX, EP won't make out with strippers no matter how much I beg, I don't know how to use a Mac, and if I had sex with boddah I'd sure as hell brag about it as much as possible!

    You people are voting for lies and slander and inappropriately big Bs! I hope you're happy!

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hooray WORDS!

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    first time I have ever voted for the one behind

    don;t worry, Dave

    I have...a....plan

    G&T thread asking for Lord Dave votes

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Buttler's was rife with inaccuracies.
    I'd never use "tks", I've never been to PAX, EP won't make out with strippers no matter how much I beg, I don't know how to use a Mac, and if I had sex with boddah I'd sure as hell brag about it as much as possible!

    You people are voting for lies and slander and inappropriately big Bs! I hope you're happy!

    Mine has sound and everything and they aren't voting for it, either.

    honestly, what more do you people want?

    humor?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No no no this is all wrong

    Why is anyone voting for me? Lord Dave's is much better. I only submitted so I wouldn't cop shit for defaulting.

    I am supposed to be losing right now. I forgot about the little b, for God's sake.

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    doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Buttler's was rife with inaccuracies.
    I'd never use "tks", I've never been to PAX, EP won't make out with strippers no matter how much I beg, I don't know how to use a Mac, and if I had sex with boddah I'd sure as hell brag about it as much as possible!

    You people are voting for lies and slander and inappropriately big Bs! I hope you're happy!
    yeah when i got to the pax part i stopped reading

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave went to the secret, bisexual PAX.

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    EclipsedPlanetEclipsedPlanet Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I voted for LD because it's my spousal duty. But mostly because Butler's was tl;dr.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    EP is illiterate.

    Thanks for the support, BUTTler. I'm most proud of my reproduction of the Topps logo as Cocks.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No problem EP, I voted for Dave too.

    The only excuse I really have is that I've been working until 4am the last couple of nights, and it's kind of fried my brain. Plus, there wasn't nearly as much time between rounds as before. If I make the next round, I promise you all I'll do better.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    is that a real conversation?

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    am i a real person?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Whoooooooooooo are you

    whoo oo

    whoo oo

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    caught in a landslide

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    StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I voted for LD with no regrets

    I suggest you all follow suit

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    caught in a landslide

    No escape from reality

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Butler doesn't know that it's little b

    Exactly what I was thinking.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Holy shit what's happening

    LD is pulling up close

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's backlash against negative campaign adds.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God, Lord Dave's was fucking weak-sauce. "He sucks and is stupid. I'm going to spell his name with Butt in it, but apparently I only get so many t's, so I'll have to take one out of Jabba the Hutt."

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Haha, they have the same score, only rotated 180 degrees.

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