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Meleagris gallopavo Day!

Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinningis WinningRegistered User regular
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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to thanksgiving!

Today I assume you will all be eating this guy.
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But also maybe watching this?
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The power rangers will be showing up! Also, Giancarlo Episito. Probably not in character from Breaking Bad, but I can hope.

Tell me what you're thankful for!

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    turkeys are ugly as hell

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    god damn

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    they're regal, thank you very much

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    THAT IS A MAJESTIC CREATURE SHOW SOME RESPECT

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    pendulous scrote dangling from a nightmare raptor

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Matthew Broderick is at the parade!

    SAVE FERRIS

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    turkeys are ugly as hell

    that's why we eat them

    to end the turkey menace

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    what do non-americans do in an American thread

    do we jeer from the sides like the old men in the muppets

    or do we try and pretend we have the slightest idea why stuffing is so important

    Indie Winter on
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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    giancarlo esposito is set to show up

    I can't see him as anyone else but gus from breaking bad

    this should be interesting

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    confession: I am american and I have no idea why stuffing is so important

    I only tried it once and it tasted like soggy bread

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Indie Winter wrote: »
    what do non-americans do in an American thread

    do we jeer from the sides like the old men in the muppets

    or do we try and pretend we have the slightest idea why stuffing is so important

    Stuffing is important because it symbolizes how fat we all are.

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    turkeys are ugly as hell

    pffff you WISH you were that good lookin

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    sage and parsley is the best stuffing

    or sausage but the calories~~~

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oyster stuffing. There is none other in my mind.

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Nothing symbolizes America more than eating until our pants don't fit.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Nothing symbolizes America more than eating until our pants don't fit.

    Except for Toby Keith eating until his pants don't fit while flying on the back of a giant bald eagle wearing an American flag shirt and singing God Bless America.

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    never had the whole proper turkey set up

    no one I know can cook!

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    sage and parsley is the best stuffing

    or sausage but the calories~~~

    i agree with being stuffed with sausage

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i'm talking about penises

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    inside me

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    around me

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    penises everywhere

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    my mom stayed up until five in the morning doing prepwork

    moms don't fuck around on turkeyday

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    dick dick dick

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    gppse

  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    weenie weenie weenie weenie rockin errywhere

    rockin errywhere

    rockin errywhere

    rockin errywhere

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    around me

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i'm a broken record skipping on the word penis that nobody will throw out

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Do you eat the gross dangly thing that hangs off the turkey's beak?

    broken image link
  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Ben Franklin once said that he wanted the turkey to be our national bird.

    He then went back to snorting coke off a French hooker's ass.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Dressing is delicious sorry guys

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    What about Pranksgiving?

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I wish I had a good bug anecdote or fact for this thread

    but I don't

    so

    remember that bugs are high in protein and perhaps eat some this holiday

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Dressing is delicious sorry guys

    Isn't dressing just stuffing outside of the bird?

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i'm gonna eat a big ass bird and some HAM

    HAPPY FUCKIN THANKSGIVING

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I wish I had a good bug anecdote or fact for this thread

    but I don't

    so

    remember that bugs are high in protein and perhaps eat some this holiday

    thanksgivingbugstickerp.jpg

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    A fried turkey. Some stuffing. Some mashed potatoes. Some green bean casserole. Some other shit. I'm going to nap with a belly full of fat fuck food and I will love it.

    XBL-Dug Danger WiiU-DugDanger Steam-http://steamcommunity.com/id/DugDanger/
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    People should be required to have a license in order to use a turkey fryer.

  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    How many stories of people lighting their houses on fire with turkey fryers do you guys think we'll get this year? I'm taking bets.

    XBL-Dug Danger WiiU-DugDanger Steam-http://steamcommunity.com/id/DugDanger/
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