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Help me find an OPTIMAL CAT NAME

Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
edited November 2012 in Help / Advice Forum
I've been tasked with naming a cat. This is probably the most important decision I'll make for the next 48 hours (he said, before the zombie outbreak that tests us all).

Help me.

Relevant information:

1) the cat is a female
2) it's dark gray (almost black) with white and brown spots
3) she lives in a coffee shop
4) in China
5) the boss's English is shitty, so she want something that's easy to pronounce
6) lots of foreigners come here, mostly students

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  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Ming

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Red Rover

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    Starbucks.

  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    I came here for pictures.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Yes pictures please.

    My first instinct is to go with something that works in either English or Chinese. Since everybody loves a multilingual pun right?
    So like, since it's a cat in a coffee shop, name it Mocha for the English speakers, and then get approximately the same sound in Chinese and choose characters that make it a good cat name. I know 茶 (chá) is tea, so there's like half of it, and maybe 茉 (mò) which is apparently Jasmine. So now you have a name for a barista's cat in either language. This is based on just a couple semesters of beginning Chinese, and just digging through the dictionary at mandarintools.com, so I don't know if any actual Chinese person would combine them that way.

    For bonus pun points 'chat' pronounced 'sha' is French for cats.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Heh. Mocha/茉茶 is pretty clever.

  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Whew. I was wondering if I needed to light the @Quid signal. Glad you approve. :)

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Actually, I rescind my "Agree" with the Starbucks recommendation. Chances are, that coffee shop is competing with a Starbucks, so I doubt the owner would go for it. :P

    My vote goes to @Tofystedeth . The Chinese love wordplay and puns (yay tonal languages!).

    Also, pictures or I'm reporting this thread.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Have no idea if it'd make for a good cat name though.

    Very possible it'll confuse people.

    Also the Quid signal is unnecessary given the OP speaks Chinese probably better than I do.

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Since the cat isn't his, I'll allow it.

    If someone wants to make up for it, that is welcome.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ElinElin Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Well Ceres, I don't have cats but I'll show off my dogs in a rare moment of downtime.

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  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    Allow me to whore out my catbox

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  • BalgairBalgair Registered User regular
    wun weg wun dar wun

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    According to my wife I'm silly and no one would understand that, at least not with that meaning.
    It doesn't make sense as 'jasmine tea' unless it's 茉莉花茶 (mòlì huā chá).
    Though she initially interpreted it as 'green tea' since I guess there's a character 抹 pronounced mo as well which when put in front of the character for tea means 'green tea' in Japanese.

    Moral of the story, leave the Chinese puns to native speakers I guess.

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  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    According to my wife I'm silly and no one would understand that, at least not with that meaning.
    It doesn't make sense as 'jasmine tea' unless it's 茉莉花茶 (mòlì huā chá).
    Though she initially interpreted it as 'green tea' since I guess there's a character 抹 pronounced mo as well which when put in front of the character for tea means 'green tea' in Japanese.

    Moral of the story, leave the Chinese puns to native speakers I guess.

    Well, how's about just 茉莉

    Sounds like "Molly"

    ?

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Why not just use 无 instead? So it would mean "no tea", which is kind of a play on the idea that coffee isn't tea?

    无茶 = mo cha

    http://translate.google.com/#en/zh-CN/no tea

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
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    Skitters is taken by the cat with the sweet dog pillow.

    I like 茉莉/Molly. That's the kind of transliteration I usually see with Chinese/Western names.

    I'm also always partial to 小鬼/Little Devil.

    English I'd go with maybe Caesar.

  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Why not just use 无 instead? So it would mean "no tea", which is kind of a play on the idea that coffee isn't tea?

    无茶 = mo cha

    http://translate.google.com/#en/zh-CN/no tea

    How about

    無龍

    Sort of like Oolong, but actually means not a dragon?

    But the cat sounds like they might look like Oolong tea (dark with white spots)?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    The Chairman Meow joke is overplayed, but I suggested 苗/miao which is a legit Chinese name. The boss lady wants to add 小/xiao (meaning "little") in front of it, which I think is AT LEAST as overplayed as Chairman Meow, but whatevs.

    Pictures are dependent on her actually posting them on Facebook, and I'm giving her a hard time about that as I type this.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    Other suggestions have been relayed to her as well.

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  • wonderpugwonderpug Registered User regular
    I kind of think that "Optimal Cat Name" would be an awesome name for a cat.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    21 replies and no Chairman Meow?

  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    You know, I really wanted to, but wasn't sure if it's appropriate D:

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Well you know, also he said no.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    wonderpug wrote: »
    I kind of think that "Optimal Cat Name" would be an awesome name for a cat.

    My firstborn's middle name will be Optimal.

    EDIT: Sorry, no picture updates. Or any updates, really. I'll check in with the cat tomorrow.

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  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    wonderpug wrote: »
    I kind of think that "Optimal Cat Name" would be an awesome name for a cat.

    I clicked this thread to say just that. Beat'd by a day!

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