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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    If I bought 10 hoodies, she'd *make* me turn them into a horse outfit.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Zerzhul, have you considered shaving the horse, making the Assassin's Steed outfit out of the horse hair, then presenting this ensemble to the horse?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Curse my empty wallet!

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    I have not considered that, no. I don't think it has enough hair.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

    Can I get my copy written on a shotgun so I can beat all the booknife people with the Chicago Way?

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I have found that the First Party line does well in that regard. ahem.
    I'll bring the notebooks clubbin

    This better work!

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited November 2012
    Yes. They are very good for writing "digits" in. Also, the left side has a grid of dots instead of straight lines, so it is good for drawing maps back to your place.

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    Some guy.
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Once been eyeing those ties. I just have no idea if they'll be long-enough.

    I'm tall you see.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I own 2 PA shirts and they were both given to me for free.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    man I want me some First Party ties something firece, but I've never spent more then $10 on a tie before

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    I have a tie right here. How long is it from your collarbone to your belt buckle?

    YOU SEE THIS IS SERVICE.

    Some guy.
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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I use to have one of the old PA Rice Fight t shirts.
    One of my old roommates stole it. Along with all of my PA books and my electric razor.

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    I have a tie right here. How long is it from your collarbone to your belt buckle?

    YOU SEE THIS IS SERVICE.

    It looks like from about your jawline toy your belly button, based off of the picture. Real customer service wouldn't even need to ask with the information already provided.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Oh Robert.

    You're just so adorable

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Real customer service would be located in a foreign country, barely speak the language of the customers, and tell you to rebooting the tie over and over

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Khoo mans the front lines

    he's becoming a one-man nordstroms

    hand written thank you notes with every purchase

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    again, this is all about building good will so you will buy my book.

    Some guy.
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Nice try KalTorak. Next think you know, Smart Hero will be in here telling me he invented the term bookknife.

    I DID AND YOU STOLE IT YOU BASTARD

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    again, this is all about building good will so you will buy my book.

    I will only buy a signed copy and only if it also comes with a pack of Resse's Cups

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I forgot how many awesome t shirts there are in the PA store. I think when I lose my weight I'll buy a few, to show off my new hot bod.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    It's a good thing I waited to buy a gift for someone. FREE STUFF.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Which items are most likely to get me laid

    anything with the fruit fucker

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Khoo can you please demonstrate wearing these clothings for us in photo format

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    AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    I am seriously considering picking up the shell jacket, will be perfect for when I am in Europe next year.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Tankhammer there's no two ways about it

    you're going to have to have some ribs/vertebrae removed

    Gattaca-style

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    I wonder what scandals khoos book will cover.

    I want that hot dish of ish

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I have a tie right here. How long is it from your collarbone to your belt buckle?

    YOU SEE THIS IS SERVICE.

    Thanks Robert! It's about 18" according to this office paper, give-or take.

    @KalTorak Y'know I've been curious about the benefits of removing a few ribs. :Winky:

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Hrmm. I was not aware that that gamebaby onesie existed. Tempting.

    See I Am Looking At The Site To See What Merch There Is.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Thanks Robert! It's about 18" according to this office paper, give-or take.

    That's what she said.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    Hrmm. I was not aware that that gamebaby onesie existed. Tempting.

    See I Am Looking At The Site To See What Merch There Is.

    It's like you don't even get the newsletter!

    (Totally not sucking up.)

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    again, this is all about building good will so you will buy my book.

    It is a clever ploy, glasses-wearing-man, and you may have my pre-order when the time comes.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    again, this is all about building good will so you will buy my book.

    Resse's Cups

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91cCB5em5E

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

    https://dl.dropbox.com/u/870101/tiepic.jpg

    Please note. This was the LONGEST i could make the tie and still have a respectable knot. It is at 19.5 to 20 inches.

    Some guy.
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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    What I've learned is that "bacon is good fer me!"

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    The Decide-O-Tron looks dapper as hell in that tie.

    I'd hire him.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Well I'm sold!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Is that an elf from the south?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    also any picture of Khoo wearing PA merch needs to have like one of those magazine photoshop disclaimers

    "The attractiveness of the merchandise in image has been enhanced through the use of Khoo. You will not be as attractive as Khoo even if you purchase and wear said merchandise."

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    @rkhoo

    More like The DeTIED-o-TRON

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    Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    That's a nice play on words there. Almost as good as that other thing i made up a few years back.

    Some guy.
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