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The [PHALLA] of Monkey Island (mini): PIRATE VICTORY

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Serial Killers kill people, man.

    That's like, really bad. Super bad, even.

    Megafrost

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Well this is an easy vote. Lying about your role and power? For shame Megafrost.

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Hey now.

    I never lied about my role name.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Hey now.

    I never lied about my role name.

    All is forgiven!

    Oh wait, no.

    Megafrost

    Anyway, why does jdark need some votes?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    In general, there should always be a solid second place to prevent unexpected shenanigans.

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    MillMill Registered User regular
    Megafrost certainly gets short stints as an SK. Kind of busy, otherwise I'd do some analysis and put in a vote for a second place person.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Megafrost

    what's with all these relatively new guys being bad like ten times more often than i've ever been

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    In general, there should always be a solid second place to prevent unexpected shenanigans.

    Right... but why jdark.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Megafrost If I'm ever a SK and get voted out I'm at least gonna panic and cajole and barter and try to get the vote off me.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    the secret is that he is vote-immune

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    The vote, she is closed

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Do you know what has been implied (in my mind) by you saying that? I don't know if I should be laughing or horrified (BOTH)

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Do you know what has been implied (in my mind) by you saying that? I don't know if I should be laughing or horrified (BOTH)

    I am curious... That's basically how I say every "vote closed" announcement to myself...

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Act 4 - The Descent of Stan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uUlgTr9EvM

    The fourth day of the LeChuck Crisis was simple. Early on Megafrost was pointed at as being totally evil and having been a part of the murder/abduction of chamberlain the night before. He didn't even really protest that much and was the nearly unanimous selection. He did not respond particularly to the root beer, but died nicely when strapped to the Gilded Monkey's keel. Megafrost aka Stan would no longer bilk the pirates with his supposedly great deals.

    Well, except for one. The mystery of the missing pirates had been solved. And Stan was blamed when TheRoadVirus aka The Sword Trainer turned up missing. While he had been a sharp tongued gentleman, he was apparently considerably less sharp witted and fell prey to the hypnotic texture of Stan's jacket.

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    With all of the focus on Stan, the ghost pirates had free reign. They went galavanting about town scaring the hell out of various citizens in the main thoroughfaire before finally arriving at the Governor's Mansion. The piranha poodles had been knocked out earlier in the night by some poisoned meat and allowed easy access. There they found IronWeasel aka Elaine Marley still deeply traumatized by having had accidentally Guybrush Threepwood murdered days earlier. It was love at first sight and then the poodles attacked. Her fugue state made it easy for the pirates to kill her too.

    Results:
    Megafrost - Stan - root beered and keelhauled
    TheRoadVirus - The Sword Trainer - Lost at sea
    Iron Weasel - Elaine Marley - attacked by ghost pirates

    PMs going out now.

    So, at this rate this will take a long time. I vastly overestimated the popularity of insult swordfights. I know changing the rules midstream is not a thing a host should do, but would the Phalla like me to do something to make it go faster? You know, more murderin'?

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    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I think they're out

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    players against doing something that has a 50/50% chance of killing them

    i'm stunned

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Mandatory sword fighting!

    This was an option I thought of

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    suddenly the mafia desperately wants to kill me

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Are you an Immortal Vampire Prince by any chance?

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    oooOOOoooOOO
    Worst governor ever.

    I'm off to join my plunder bunny and beg his forgiveness
    oooOOOoooOOO

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    15 people left and Phyphor is still alive?! Shocking.

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Speaking of those still alive, remember when INANTP told us all how to play during the Phallympic games? I sure do. Getting killed for helping the village grumble grumble.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i love you pooh bear

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    players against doing something that has a 50/50% chance of killing them

    i'm stunned
    Yeah well some of us don't even have that option.

    Hmph

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    :D

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    MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    OoooOooOooOOOooOOoOOOooOOOooOOOoO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OATKtyJlFM

    OoooOooOooOOOooOOoOOOooOOOooOOOoO

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    That is a good death post.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh my goodness I just watched it, that is amazing

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Ok well I have had a pretty busy weekend but I am going to put a vote on mikey maybe?

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    T_A for no good reason D:

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    WEEKEND PHALLA

    Mikey

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Hmmm.

    The Anonymous

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Wait what? What did I do? :P The Anonymous

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Wait what? What did I do? :P The Anonymous

    They want the conch.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    Phyphor for targeting the poor governor. Why would the Monkey island monkey with no power do something to her?


    Going out so will hopefully be checking back later by phone.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Decisions, decisions.

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Damn it, Phyphor

    I trusted you

    Well, except for when I didn't

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Phyphor

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Oh thank goodness! Phyphor

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