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The [PHALLA] of Monkey Island (mini): PIRATE VICTORY

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  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    In fact, Spoit. You see my Kime idea was too good.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Megafrost for posting. Grr.

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    I'm reminded that Alegis let a group of pirates deny my the pleasure of roaming the seven skies. Can't remember if it was a past life or dream, but I'm preempting any such attempts today. :P

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Megafrost wrote: »
    Typhus733. Let's see how YOU like it.

    *whine* roof arr raroof. Whooooo

  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    Mill, his avatar has way too much X-mas cheer.

    Also it appears everyone has a pseudo vig in this game but we need to lose 3 insult contests to be removed so there is little danger in letting insults fly tonight.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Anialos wrote: »
    In fact, Spoit. You see my Kime idea was too good.
    you would

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  • DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    stever777 for reasons so mysterious I'm not sure what they are.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Why you little...

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I'm tired of I needed a name to post and his "I'm better than everyone" ways.
    :P

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    well you could make it harder for me at least

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Umm, sadly, I can't.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I needed a name to post. wrote: »
    well you could make it harder for me at least

    That's what she said

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  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Hey guys, take your insult swordfighting ( :winky: ) to PMs.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Actually, I won't be around for Wed & Thurs vote closes.
    Who-related concerts so whatevs happens...

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Targets of your insults will be made aware of the player who insulted them.

    Targeted players will receive a PM that looks something like "enlightenedbum challenges you to an insult swordfight, saying you fight like a dairy farmer."

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    People without a sword arm can respond to challenges and force their challenger to slink into the bushes out of shame due to the biting comments of the challenged.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    there are armless people in here?

    don't worry, i will pass out brown pants to those who need them.

  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    Langly probably deserves a grudge.

  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    corvidae wrote: »
    there are armless people in here?

    don't worry, i will pass out brown pants to those who need them.

    Woof! Raar ar, ar raar wooo

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Typhus, you should probably stop barking eventually

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  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    *whine*

  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I cho-cho-choose you Corvidae! Because I haven't voted for you in forever!

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Mill wrote: »
    I'm reminded that Alegis let a group of pirates deny my the pleasure of roaming the seven skies. Can't remember if it was a past life or dream, but I'm preempting any such attempts today. :P
    I can't remember this, but I bet I had a lot of fun doing it!

    Jdarksun you scurvy dog! I can't remember you wronging me but I bet you had a lot of fun doing it as well for which you will have to pay!

  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    Who needs a coffin?

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Alegis wrote: »
    Jdarksun you scurvy dog! I can't remember you wronging me but I bet you had a lot of fun doing it as well for which you will have to pay!
    I always have fun doing it!

    Typhus733, for being not kime.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Oh man, where are my manners?

    spreadsheet

    kime 3
    Typhus733 3

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    Huh, look at that. I guess it works both ways, Typhus.
    :twisted:

  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Woof woof arr rar rar woof. Bark woof, woof rar ar Kime roof. Grr rarr arr woof woof rarf woof Megafrost.

    Typhus733 on
  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Is there a limit to the number of Insult Swordfights you can start per night?

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Is there a limit to the number of Insult Swordfights you can start per night?

    I believe it's one, unless powers exist to modify that. You can probably have n-1 duels going at a time, if everyone challenges you though. But one offensive one, I'd say

    Hi Santa/Satan!
  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    typhus 733 for not being kime.

  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    corvidae wrote: »
    typhus 733 for not being kime.
    Woof rarf rarf woof rarr. Grr rarf arf arf woof aarr rar, *whine* arr grrrrrrrrrrr rarr. Typhus733 rarr Typhus 733, rar woof.

    Typhus733 on
  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    oh. I've always wanted to judge all of you. I'm not sure how it works but I'll do it! Next person to post gets it.

    or I can reserve too

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    He's his own best friend?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    the judging is done anonymously, you won't know whose insults you're looking at.

  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    chamberlain wrote: »
    He's his own best friend?

    chamberlain. you sir smell of raw cabbage and vinegar mixed with shredded carrots. there. I said it.


    Edit:
    Langly wrote: »
    the judging is done anonymously, you won't know whose insults you're looking at.

    Too late. But I will make sure I send you one anonymouslylyly =P

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    CaptainPlanet82 wrote: »
    chamberlain wrote: »
    He's his own best friend?

    chamberlain. you sir smell of raw cabbage and vinegar mixed with shredded carrots. there. I said it.

    How dare you mock my fine German heritage. Swine like you don't have the refined taste to appreciate well made sauerkraut.

    I bet you drink lite beer, too.

  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    chamberlain wrote: »
    CaptainPlanet82 wrote: »
    chamberlain wrote: »
    He's his own best friend?

    chamberlain. you sir smell of raw cabbage and vinegar mixed with shredded carrots. there. I said it.

    How dare you mock my fine German heritage. Swine like you don't have the refined taste to appreciate well made sauerkraut.

    I bet you drink lite beer, too.

    Bark bark aroof bark Lechuck aroof roof woof grr.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Typhus733 wrote: »
    chamberlain wrote: »
    CaptainPlanet82 wrote: »
    chamberlain wrote: »
    He's his own best friend?

    chamberlain. you sir smell of raw cabbage and vinegar mixed with shredded carrots. there. I said it.

    How dare you mock my fine German heritage. Swine like you don't have the refined taste to appreciate well made sauerkraut.

    I bet you drink lite beer, too.

    Bark bark aroof bark Lechuck aroof roof woof grr.

    "I'm Princess BubbleTyphus and I'm a dork because I like talking like a dog. I've also got a really annoying voice that Finnder thinks is attractive!"

    Hi Santa/Satan!
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