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[NFL] JOE WEBB ERA ENDS

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    all's fair in love and football.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    all's fair in love and football.

    Except for all those things that will get you penalized.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I hope your leagues got smaller after that kinda bull shit

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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    we let the guy that picked up back in because it's a money up front deal and he had been in the league for years. he was on a very short leash but didn't do any douche moves the next year.

    the dropper was never let back in.

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    The Commish didn't even want to let the dropper back in the league this year, but other new people were being added and we needed the dropper to even out the numbers, I guess.

    I don't know what's going to happen with the guys who picked up a player here and there. (Hopefully we get smaller anyway. While I like the 16 person money pool, playing in a 16 team league is tough).

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    16 person league is fucking ridiculous. I played in a 14 team and it wasn't nearly as fun or competitive as we thought it would be.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    I've never used nfl.com, but commissioners usually have the power to lock or modify teams.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    No links to ass play pornos in the forums Sweeney.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    No links to ass play pornos in the forums Sweeney.

    It's totally academic.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Also, Percy Harvin was just placed on the IR list. His season's done.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Remember when everyone thought the Vikings were going to make the playoffs?

    That was funny.

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    I'm still hopeful for 8-8

    but I don't think that'll happen

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Sanchez has had the best NFL career.

    Posed for GQ.

    Flinched like a bitch.

    Dove head first into a butt.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I almost feel bad for mark sanchez but then I remember he makes millions of dollars being not particularly good at football

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    He also got to date Kate Upton. Feel no pity.

    Goose! on
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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    But hundreds of thousands of middle age men don't like him!!!

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I almost feel bad for mark sanchez but then I remember he makes millions of dollars being not particularly good at football

    This is not a shot TDOT, I want to preface this with that. It just sets up something that's been bugging me.

    I feel bad, honestly bad, knocking someone like Mark Sanchez, because the truth is that he's great at football. He's phenomenal. He's in the .000001 percent of football players that are good enough to get to the NFL and even have middling success. When people are like "blah Sanchez sucks" a part of me wants to be like no look, if you actually played with him you'd be blown away. He's fucking incredible, just not quite the hair better than everyone else that he needs to be to be successful.

    When I was in college there was a guy who was in a grad program who used to play QB for William and Mary who picked up as a rookie free agent by the Browns? and got hurt so he went to NFL Europe for a while and ultimately decided football wasn't for him. He played flag football with us in our crap rec league and it was unreal. He was the best athlete I've ever been on a field with and he's unquestionably the best football player I'd ever seen up close and he couldn't crack an NFL roster. Close but no cigar.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that Mark Sanchez doesn't suck, he just isn't quite amazing enough. I feel a little bit bad for the amount of shit he's taking and I hope he uses all of his money to buy some nice drugs and a vacation to make himself feel better.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    44 turnovers in his last 28 games.

    No but really guys Mark Sanchez doesn't suck!

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I wonder how many of those turnovers are forced passes in broken pockets

    you'd probably miss your target if you saw a 6'4" linebacker flying at you

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Remember, one of them is ButtFumble.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I ain't gonna hate a guy for being bad at football but I sure as hell am gonna laugh when he runs face first into stationary ass

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    44 turnovers in his last 28 games.

    No but really guys Mark Sanchez doesn't suck!

    Mark Sanchez got paid to throw more touchdown passes on a professional football field than you ever will in your life.

    No, he doesn't suck, compared to the whole field. He just happens to suck when compared to the maybe 100 people currently being paid to throw touchdowns by NFL teams.

    Tox on
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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    peen that post is nonsense.

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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Sanchez is on the lower tier of QBs in the NFL.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Of course, the offers to throw less interceptions for one tenth the pay are still funny.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    mrt144 wrote: »
    16 person league is fucking ridiculous. I played in a 14 team and it wasn't nearly as fun or competitive as we thought it would be.

    The only way I survived our 14 person league was furiously hitting the waiver wire as soon as a game was over or it turned midnight after every Sunday. Apparently people thought I was abusing the system too much when I picked up DeMarco Murray, Victor Cruz and Maurice Morris last year when they were hitting their stride so they insisted the following year we instill a waiver order. Which is bullshit because 3/4 of my drafted team had been decimated by injury and I needed some way to stay in the hunt (I ended up taking 2nd place) and it's not my fault no one can be bothered to a) watch games b) check their computer c) look at a stat line

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    fantasy football leagues without waivers are absurd and i hate them

    why should i have to be constantly on the ready to hop on my computer and pick someone up?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Because conceivably, being in a FF league you have a vested interest in football and thus are watching games and notice when people do well and then add them to your roster? Some of us like to win money

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    LaOs wrote: »
    So some dude was butthurt about missing the playoffs in Fantasy and dropped his entire roster. The Commish posted about how no one should pick up that guy's former players. Most of us have abided by that request, but some have picked up some dudes.

    Suuuuuuuper lame! Isn't there a way (NFL.com league) for the Commish to put those players back on the guy's team, or otherwise prevent people from picking them up? It's shitty that someone who was around to pick up the castoffs right after they were released (and a couple guys who just ignored the request from the Commish) get to benefit while others of us have "played fair" here.

    :(

    every league interface I've ever seen has commish tools that would let him do that

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    44 turnovers in his last 28 games.

    No but really guys Mark Sanchez doesn't suck!

    Mark Sanchez got paid to throw more touchdown passes on a professional football field than you ever will in your life.

    No, he doesn't suck, compared to the whole field. He just happens to suck when compared to the maybe 100 people currently being paid to throw touchdowns by NFL teams.

    well yes thanks obviously

    but what the hell use or fun would player analysis be compared to the whole field?

    because DVOAJ (defense-adjusted value over average joe) for every qb would be essentially 100% and then it'd be like that episode of malcolm in the middle where the grades for the gifted class were calculated to like 50 decimal points

    can't we just assume we are in an environment where we all know football to some degree and that when someone says "mark sanchez sucks" they clearly mean "mark sanchez sucks relative to other qbs who are currently playing and who have played in the past"? because qualifying everything is ridiculous

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    Thanks guys--I've let the Commish know that he should be looking around at his tools to see about locking up those players and whatnot.

    This 16 team league has been interesting, that's for sure. Last year we played with 14, and I thought that was tight for talent.

    While I've been hosed by the Waiver rules all season (started off and have held #1 from the start, except for maybe week 2 or 3 where I dropped to #2), I think they're a good idea.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    He also got to date Kate Upton. Feel no pity.

    That's why the Butt Fumble occurred. It's karma taking him down a notch or two to make up for that.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Kaepernick has a pet turtle that weighs 115lbs.

    That's awesome.

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    12 teams is the sweet spot for fantasy.

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    GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Goodell floating a unique idea to change the kickoff (link).
    According to TIME, Goodell recently discussed with Rick McKay, Falcons president and head of the NFL’s competition committee, a radical rule change proposed by Tampa Bay coach Greg Schiano. Instead of a kickoff, the team that scored would then take the ball on its own 30-yard line in, essentially, a 4th-and-15 situation. In other words, they could attempt to keep their offense on the field and try to pick up 15 yards, at the risk of turning the ball over on downs; or they could punt.
    My first inclination is to decry "How f'ing dumb" but maybe I could be convinced otherwise that the average team would kick anyway. Except in the case that you're playing the Chargers and 15 yards is like chump change.

    Gyral on
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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Also, Percy Harvin was just placed on the IR list. His season's done.

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo

    I needed him for my playoff hopessssssssssssssssss

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Gyral wrote: »
    Goodell floating a unique idea to change the kickoff (link).
    According to TIME, Goodell recently discussed with Rick McKay, Falcons president and head of the NFL’s competition committee, a radical rule change proposed by Tampa Bay coach Greg Schiano. Instead of a kickoff, the team that scored would then take the ball on its own 30-yard line in, essentially, a 4th-and-15 situation. In other words, they could attempt to keep their offense on the field and try to pick up 15 yards, at the risk of turning the ball over on downs; or they could punt.
    My first inclination is to decry "How f'ing dumb" but maybe I could be convinced otherwise that the average team would kick anyway. Except in the case that you're playing the Chargers and 15 yards is like chump change.
    I don't like this.

    Back when the Pats had Moss, I could see their offense never leaving the field.

    It feels like this change would create short fields too often. Maybe I'm wrong on that.

    mcp on
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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I don't blame them for wanting to get rid of kickoffs

    it seems like every game has at least one injury or bad collision because of them

    and I assume they will keep the first kickoff of each half for logical and symbolic reasons

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