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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Where's the fun in that?

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    up the bum!

    (there is something primitively satisfying about the phrase "up the bum", despite its obvious suggestion of immaturity on the part of the poster)

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There are a lot of things up "there", but my instincts tell me that "fun" would not be one of them.


    Unless you had some green army men still up there from when you were a kid.

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jesus, sometimes I take a step back and look at my posting style, and I've realised I've 'stylised' my posting methods so much that most of them just read like an alien with downs syndrome trying in vain to communicate with humans using its limited 'tard skills.

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i was just going through my bookmarks, deleting useless shit, next thing i know i've been spinning for nine minutes

    fucking leekspin


    After reading this i thought "WTF is Leekspin??? Lets google it! <clickity> Ooohhh Leekspin.com.....<Clickity>..Wierd...catchy...Icant look away.....my brain is melting!!!"



    20 minutes later I'm pretty sure the other people in my office are plotting my death

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Get Busy with the Linksville.

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    NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I got this:

    See the Face You Love Light Up With Shoryuken.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wait...where am i?

    i should go to class now

    *keeses*

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    NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What Would You Do For A Tatsumaki Sen Puu Kyaku!?

    I still like the Shoryuken one better.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    and that is how we saved christmas

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    this would be better if people drew their results in mspaint.

    My two best ones were:

    Make every fag count.

    Happiness is fuck shaped.

    snap on
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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill It To The Rim With Penis.

    It's the Prison Rape You Can See.

    Just One Prison Rape - Give It To Me!

    Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Prison Rape.

    Everything We Do is Driven by Prison Rape.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Moving at the speed of cancer.

    Go on, get your cancer out.

    My anti-drug is cancer. (That's comedy gold.)

    I can't believe I ate the whole thrusting.

    Prison Rape: The Freshmaker.

    We Don't Make Prison Rape. We Make Prison Rape Better.

    The Home of Nice Try, Zarflax!.

    Now with 50% more Nice Try, Zarflax!!

    Come See the Softer Side of Pew Pew.

    Splash Pew Pew All Over.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Welcome To Shitcock Country.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SenseofHumor.jpg

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also:

    The Larlar is Mightier than the Sword.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Because So Much Is Riding On Your Robe And Wizard Hat.

    Making Sodomy Taste Better.

    Have You Had Your Pimpslap Today?

    Which Twin has the Herpes?

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Little. Yellow. Different. Mully.

    Don't You Just Love Being In Mully?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Prostitute.

    Did Somebody Say Solid Gold Cocaine?

    When You've Got Shitting Dicknipples, Flaunt It.

    I Can't Believe It's Not Profanity.

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    MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wouldn't You Like To Be A Vagina Too?

    Take Two Bottles into the Vagina?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Biggest Whore Pennies Can Buy.

    Rimjob Not Included.

    Watch Out, There's a Goatse About.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I Wish They All Could Be Naporeon Girls.

    Gee, Your Rankenphile Smells Terrific.

    Give The Dog A Quetzi.

    Only The Far Side Has The Answer.

    This one is great:

    Have You Had Your Knob Today?

    Edit: Well how about that?

    Exceedingly Good Darth Waiter.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Darth...

    Darth...

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hi, Jordyn. What can I do for you?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nothing. Do you want a scan of something? I'm scanning stuff again.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would love a scan of something; any suggestions?

    edit:

    How about something I can print out and put up in my cube at work?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hmmm. ok. Who do you like?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Perfect, I say!

    There Ain't No Party Like A Jordyn Party.

    edit:

    I love Batman. I love him. So. Very. Much.

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    NofrikinfuNNofrikinfuN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Good To The Last Donkey Punch.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ToBAngryBat.jpg

    This picture makes me laugh so hard.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gonna Be a While? Grab a Framling.

    Yeah, that's a pretty constipated Batman; I mean, just look at his face, all scrunched and pissy because he forgot his Bat-laxative.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Holy shit! The link for the movie quotes is a helluvalot better:

    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=naporeon

    Ray, if someone asks if you are a naporeon, you say, 'yes!'

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    Eternity XEternity X Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yo Quiero Cock'n'balls.

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    Get your own Gamercard Sig.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "I have always depended on the kindness of sodomy."

    A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
    (the word was 'strangers')

    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world tubgirl didn't exist."

    The Usual Suspects (1995)
    (the word was 'he')


    "I ate his red sauce on pasta with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

    The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
    (the word was 'liver')

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    Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dancing penis, too!

    The Wizard of Oz (1939)
    (the word was 'dog')


    This dancing penis attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

    The Village (2004)
    (the word was 'color')

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his salad tossed."

    It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
    (the word was 'wings')

    "One prison rape's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

    The Lost Weekend (1945)
    (the word was 'drink')

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One dingleberry's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    The Lost Weekend (1945)
    (the word was 'drink')



    You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a retarded older brother.

    On the Waterfront (1954)
    (the word was 'contender')

    A jerk-off. Shaken, not stirred.
    Goldfinger (1964)
    (the word was 'martini')

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    I'm so tired of partying.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "Many Bothans died to bring us this foreskin."

    Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
    (the word was 'information')

    "May the Labia be with you."

    Star Wars (1977)
    (the word was 'Force')

    "Show me the semen!"

    Jerry Maguire (1996)
    (the word was 'money')

    "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my dickgirls."

    Pulp Fiction (1994)
    (the word was 'brothers')

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "I defy you! Come and kneel before Scrum!"

    Superman II (1980)
    (the word was 'Zod')

    "I feel the need - the need for Proper Fucking!"

    Top Gun (1986)
    (the word was 'speed')

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    Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my dick.

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