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The 4th (Almost) Annual Phalla Awards! - Congratulations to all our winners!

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    My first game predated Wangshire, which apparently never finished. Of the games listed, I think the earliest completed game was Pokeshire? Dunno, that was like six years ago. Geeze.
    This dinosaur has been around even longer. :P
    What was the first game you played in?

    As I said, Rygar's Space Phalla. Then it was a Cj VTM game. Then it was Phallanoia. Phallanoia was also the first game I was ever mafia.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    first game was robothero's newbie mini, january of 2008.

    and then most of them since all the way up until i guess this year, when i started getting a bit burnt out.

    i think my first main was either the D&D Transformers travesty, or a WWI game with maps and things that I totally did not understand at all. Or, possibly Romance of the 3 Kingdoms. Where I learned the valuable lesson, "@Infidel is always trying to kill you".

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    That was a great run as SK, that game.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    That was a great run as SK, that game.

    while I do hate you, my everlasting burning vengeful hatred still goes to Toxic Toys.

    so you're still an ok brother. <3

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    I really need to finish my main up, want to run one soon.

    But god damn, why did I have to make such a tricky system to balance and validate? :rotate:

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    Just kimebalance the rest infi, I'm sure no one will notice :rotate:

    Spoit on
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    This requires explination!

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    Just kimebalance the rest infi, I'm sure no one will notice :rotate:

    Without SPOILERS the balance of the particular mechanics I am working on are key to the whole game being pulled off fairly.

    But it should be pretty awesome and fun for all, so long as I get something respectably close I will be happy.

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    KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    Just kimebalance the rest infi, I'm sure no one will notice :rotate:

    Without SPOILERS the balance of the particular mechanics I am working on are key to the whole game being pulled off fairly.

    But it should be pretty awesome and fun for all, so long as I get something respectably close I will be happy.

    Awesome and fun for all are the most important parts. :P

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    This requires explination!

    Oh wait, I misattributed the post by obi about how everyone should have a power to you, when you posted right after him

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I just noticed I can't spell. Great.
    Also, I agree with the CesareB nomination because he did a great job that first phalla.
    Also Saber did awesome with analysis and such in his first phalla too.

    @SaberOverEasy, @CesareB I am too lazy to link those phallas. You do it

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I think I've played 30 mains, some amount of minis and hosted 3 times. My first game was the asylum.

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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I think I've played 30 mains, some amount of minis and hosted 3 times. My first game was the asylum.

    Was that the one where everyone was in a group of masoned insane seers?

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    shalmelo wrote: »
    Oh, and I'm with INANTP - Munkus Beaver's work as "Murderbot" was the single best thing about a damn good Phallakinetic game.

    Damn right, Munkus Beaver

    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE will never ever stop being funny to me

    Hahahahaha yeah, you sold me

    Munkus Beaver

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    I think I've played 30 mains, some amount of minis and hosted 3 times. My first game was the asylum.

    Was that the one where everyone was in a group of masoned insane seers?

    That would be the one. I think the host taunted the thread for not figuring it out also.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Spoit wrote: »
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    I'll second B:L 's Garen reveal.

    Also are people vote/nominating? Is that why we are seeing 3+ nominations ? Are people trying to kill two birds with one stone?

    Egos on
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    it's a phalla, no one read the OP

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2012

    The awards will follow last year's model. Nominations will occur one day. Any nomination which is seconded will be available for VOTE THE NEXT DAY. Please provide a link (if applicable or available) to give people a more informed choice.

    :whistle:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    My first game was LaOS' Gods and Mortals in D&D. I was killed day 2, revived by Elki the zombie master, granted three kills, targeted one at Elki himself (who I was not told was the zombie master) and two mafia members. Also in that game: Thetheroo making a strong play for the most veteran play by a newbie award for that year. He might have won it, actually.

    I've played in like 12 games in this time period so I'll be pretty quiet here.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
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    I'll second B:L 's Garen reveal.

    If edits matter for some reason.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    This requires explination!

    Oh wait, I misattributed the post by obi about how everyone should have a power to you, when you posted right after him

    yeah yeah

    You dislike my games

    I get it

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    spoit bringing up game balance he doesn't like out of nowhere without being asked

    perish the thought

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Even award balance angers the Spoit! :)

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    MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    This requires explination!

    Oh wait, I misattributed the post by obi about how everyone should have a power to you, when you posted right after him

    yeah yeah

    You dislike my games

    I get it

    Don't feel too bad. I don't think Spoit has played in one of my games since my first (admittedly disastrous) main over a year ago.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Off to go look up MrT's first main!

    edit: Was it Seven Phalla Sins?

    edit2: After a quick read through that game sounded like it had promise. Too bad the balance was off. Some awesome ideas though!

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    tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    As a note, I didn't see Delmain - [PHALLA] Avatar: The Last Phallbender listed in Spoit's list either.
    That's because the award period starts on aug 2010, and that's may

    Huh. Go figure. Man, I didn't realize I'd been playing for that long.

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    Rend wrote: »
    Oh hell yes. Time cube, competing hosts, and The Phalla Where Alegis Got Ringo Killed By Darian are in this round

    Ah yes, that was the phalla where I got Ringo killed by Darian, right?

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    Alegis wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Oh hell yes. Time cube, competing hosts, and The Phalla Where Alegis Got Ringo Killed By Darian are in this round

    Ah yes, that was the phalla where I got Ringo killed by Darian, right?

    Even though the vilage was victorious!

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Man, Obi, you think your games are weirdly balanced.

    Ask @kime about my "DON'T BLINK" Phalla.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Man, Obi, you think your games are weirdly balanced.

    Ask @kime about my "DON'T BLINK" Phalla.

    I'm actually pretty happy about the balance of 2/3 of my games. Its just that everyone has powers, seering is usually a team effort, and the mafia need to be active in order to stay alive that makes them kinda crazy.

    Specifically, its the everyone gets a power thing that Spoit doesn't like. But whatevs, can't please em all.

    I'm off to go look up the Don't Blink phalla! If its not about the Weeping Angels in Dr Who I will be sorely dissappointed.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    This requires explination!

    Oh wait, I misattributed the post by obi about how everyone should have a power to you, when you posted right after him

    yeah yeah

    You dislike my games

    I get it


    HE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU CHANGE!!!

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Man, Obi, you think your games are weirdly balanced.

    Ask @kime about my "DON'T BLINK" Phalla.

    I'm actually pretty happy about the balance of 2/3 of my games. Its just that everyone has powers, seering is usually a team effort, and the mafia need to be active in order to stay alive. Its the everyone gets a power thing that Spoit doesn't like. But whatevs, can't please em all.

    Yeah, in the BLINK game, everybody got a power.

    The same (EDIT: RNG-dependent) power. With the exception of two masons, who also had that power.

    Mafia each got a kill, individually...but weren't masoned.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    Just kimebalance the rest infi, I'm sure no one will notice :rotate:

    Without SPOILERS the balance of the particular mechanics I am working on are key to the whole game being pulled off fairly.

    But it should be pretty awesome and fun for all, so long as I get something respectably close I will be happy.

    Just throw some random numbers in there and run it.

    Trust me, it'll work out perfectly.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    I feel like, after starting with a sportzphalla, I was properly introduced to the sheer insanity of some of these games. Wish I was active more back in the day. I've been on the forums off and on since '03

    That explains...quite a bit

    Just kimebalance the rest infi, I'm sure no one will notice :rotate:

    Without SPOILERS the balance of the particular mechanics I am working on are key to the whole game being pulled off fairly.

    But it should be pretty awesome and fun for all, so long as I get something respectably close I will be happy.

    Just throw some random numbers in there and run it.

    Trust me, it'll work out perfectly.

    Homing vlads.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Burnage will be the main villain in my phalla.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    Infidel wrote: »
    Burnage will be the main villain in my phalla.

    Does that make me the protagonist, or the damsel in distress?

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Rend wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Burnage will be the main villain in my phalla.

    Does that make me the protagonist, or the damsel in distress?

    It makes you the mad king.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Rend wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Burnage will be the main villain in my phalla.

    Does that make me the protagonist, or the damsel in distress?

    You are the morally gray character that goes down and plays chess with the villain .

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Rend wrote: »
    Infidel wrote: »
    Burnage will be the main villain in my phalla.

    Does that make me the protagonist, or the damsel in distress?

    I imagine that's the twist ending.

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