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the bad joke thread
lancaster
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yea, the title says it all
here goes nothing
what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill?
he said there goes a bunch of elephants
and what did he say later when they came back later and they were all wearing sunglasses?
he didn't recognize them.
here goes nothing
what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants come over the hill?
he said there goes a bunch of elephants
and what did he say later when they came back later and they were all wearing sunglasses?
he didn't recognize them.
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a garbage truck
This thread.
i hate my wife
I bought him a hamburger
then I went home and jerked it
GNIGHT EVERYBODY
about $50,000 a year
So I bit him
the aristocrats
put
it
on
my
BILL
who's there?
don't pretend like you don't know it's me, darryl. your weekend with the kids is over. the judge talked about this.
One was assaulted
And finally what's the difference between a bull and a Ska band?
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end of joke
One muffin says, "wow it sure is hot in here"
The other muffin says, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
because they cantaloupe.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
God damn it I was absolutely right about to post that
That's one of my favorite jokes ever
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he goes and finds the town's stable, talks to the owner
there's several horses there, however all but one have been bought, they're merely there until the person who purchased them can take them
so, the man talks to the owner, telling him he really needs a horse, and if there's one left he'll take it
the owner shrugs, and takes him to the only available horse
it's a special horse, the owner says, it only obeys two commands
oh? the man asks
yep, if you want the horse to go, you tell it "Praise the Lord!" and if you want it to stop, you say "Amen"
the man is alright with this, he should be fine with this scenario
so, the man gets on the horse, the owner slaps the horse's side and shouts "Praise the Lord!"
the horse takes off like a bullet
y'see, the thing about this man is, he was real doggoned tired when he went into town
he worked himself too hard, and needed that horse to get from place to place easier
he slept on the horse for a few hours, and when he woke up, he discovered that the horse was galloping straight towards a ravine deeper than a chicago mobster's grave
the horse was going too damned fast, and the man couldn't get off
in his tired state, he forgot the two phrases needed to order this horse around
so, seeing as he's about to die, the man says his prayers
a foot away from the ravine, he said "Amen."
the horse stopped.
Sorry. I heard it on Gumball today, which is what reminded me of it.
One man ducks.
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The first one says to the second, "You run the turret, I'll drive"
Answer 1:
Answer 2:
How did the hipster burn the roof of her mouth?
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"I'd like (long pause) a beer please."
And the barkeep asks:
"Why the big pause?"
And the polar bear says.
"Always had 'em." And lifts up his big paws.
dip the dog in liquid nitrogen, cut it in half with a bandsaw, it goes MREEOW
"Death. Or Buk Buk," The chief says.
The first guy says, "Uh...Buk Buk? I guess?"
"Buk Buk!" The chief raises his arms over his head and everyone in the village cheers. Then every male in the village takes his turn sodomizing the man, until finally he's laying in a bloody, crumpled heap
"Death. Or Buk Buk."
"Death!" The second guy quickly blurts.
"Death." The chief raises his arms over his head, "By Buk Buk!"
a newspaper! (possibly an embarrassed zebra)