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Walter Kronkheight
Famed newsman Walter Kronkheight devours 17 hamburgers a day wrapped up in sections of such newspapers as The New York Times, Chicago Tribune, Washington Post, etc. Says Kronkheight, "This makes it easy for me to digest the news!"
Parker Plotz
Sculptor Parker Plotz, of Bayou, Louisiana, has made it possible for people who don't like beef to really want to eat it. Plotz shapes chopped beef into chickens, fish, vegetables, and candy bars... and this fools non-beef eaters into thinking that they are eating other foods! Plotz, amazingly, has never heard one beef from anyone.
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world. Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
Who puts holes in meat patties? Dunkin' Hamburgers!
Who is the most important person in a European town? The burger-meister!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Which opera is about our meaty friends? "The Barbecue of Seville"!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? "You've got no beef, soldier!"
What is the hamburger's favorite story? "Hansel and Gristle"!
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facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
edited April 2015
That is probably the worst selection yet, Taya. Jesus.
Fuckin Dunkin' Hamburgers and Bille Jean-o's Burger King. How are those supposed to be punchlines?
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
The book gets worse and worse as it goes. The very last joke is my favourite but I'm going in order. Hopefully there is a new thread or you will never know.
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GreenStick around.I'm full of bad ideas.Registered Userregular
The very last joke is the book reminding you that you paid money for it
As soon as this thread gets closed, I'm going to make a new something.
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
Teach a man to build a fire, and he will be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Teach a man to set another man on fire and not only will the man on fire be warm for the rest of his life, the penal system will ensure that the man whom you taught will be warm for the rest of his life.
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One peut-être, two peut-être, three peut-être, four...
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Think about what it does to the cow.
It curdles my blood
Truly, the cruelest joke of all
I kinda hope you go to that calendar and it has the missing pages in it
It mooves me to tears.
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Hamburger Hall of Flame
Walter Kronkheight
Famed newsman Walter Kronkheight devours 17 hamburgers a day wrapped up in sections of such newspapers as The New York Times, Chicago Tribune, Washington Post, etc. Says Kronkheight, "This makes it easy for me to digest the news!"
Parker Plotz
Sculptor Parker Plotz, of Bayou, Louisiana, has made it possible for people who don't like beef to really want to eat it. Plotz shapes chopped beef into chickens, fish, vegetables, and candy bars... and this fools non-beef eaters into thinking that they are eating other foods! Plotz, amazingly, has never heard one beef from anyone.
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world.
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
Who puts holes in meat patties?
Dunkin' Hamburgers!
Who is the most important person in a European town?
The burger-meister!
Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
Which opera is about our meaty friends?
"The Barbecue of Seville"!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?
"You've got no beef, soldier!"
What is the hamburger's favorite story?
"Hansel and Gristle"!
Fuckin Dunkin' Hamburgers and Bille Jean-o's Burger King. How are those supposed to be punchlines?
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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why is it wrong to be frends with a fish.
they are poopy
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"Oh, I work with arsoles."
The British chemist response, that he, too, dislikes his colleagues.
The son beckons him with a wave "Over here, Dad!"