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Losing Things

Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself.Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I lose a lot of things, most of them are small and unimportant, easily replaceable. Recently I lost my Wacom tablet's (age approx. 6yrs old) pen.. which I can't afford to replace. This pisses me off for 2 reasons:

1. I really feel like drawing for once in like 3 years and I can't do it in a way to show anybody.
2. I bought a friend who I don't even talk to anymore a tablet for a going away present, back when I worked, and as far as I know he never fucking uses it.


What important/expensive things have you lost that make you want to hurt someone?

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my will to live

    but then I found it under a rock

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I think I'm losing my mind this time this time I'm losing my mind

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shit, Sara, you still haven't found it?

    Also, I lost my dog. :(

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost this brown jacket I had. I liked that jacket.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

    One guess.

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I misplace stuff all the time. Like my keys, wallet, or cell phone.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit, Sara, you still haven't found it?

    Also, I lost my dog. :(

    Nope, I've looked EEEVERRRYWHERE. It completely dumbfounds me.

    It makes me sad too. I have all these cool ideas in my head and paper just doesn't do 'em justice.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my watch, and I keep looking at my bare wrist thinking it will magically be there to tell me the time.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit, Sara, you still haven't found it?

    Also, I lost my dog. :(

    Nope, I've looked EEEVERRRYWHERE. It completely dumbfounds me.

    It makes me sad too. I have all these cool ideas in my head and paper just doesn't do 'em justice.

    I don't know much about tablets, but could you just use a blunt object as a pen? Like, the backside of a real pen or something?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

    One guess.

    Inside your mom's various orifices?

    Hunter on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit, Sara, you still haven't found it?

    Also, I lost my dog. :(

    Nope, I've looked EEEVERRRYWHERE. It completely dumbfounds me.

    It makes me sad too. I have all these cool ideas in my head and paper just doesn't do 'em justice.

    I don't know much about tablets, but could you just use a blunt object as a pen? Like, the backside of a real pen or something?

    nope

    pen has a sensor in it

    tells the tablet where it is

    also how much pressure is being applied

    things of that nature

    also, replacement pens are fuck expensive

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Shit, Sara, you still haven't found it?

    Also, I lost my dog. :(

    Nope, I've looked EEEVERRRYWHERE. It completely dumbfounds me.

    It makes me sad too. I have all these cool ideas in my head and paper just doesn't do 'em justice.

    I don't know much about tablets, but could you just use a blunt object as a pen? Like, the backside of a real pen or something?

    nope

    pen has a sensor in it

    tells the tablet where it is

    also how much pressure is being applied

    things of that nature

    also, replacement pens are fuck expensive

    Ooooooooooh.

    :(

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

    One guess.

    Inside your mom's various orifices?

    No silly. Dead hookers.

    Druhim on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

    One guess.

    Inside your mom's various orifices?

    No silly. Dead hookers.

    And the difference is...

    Hunter on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost the ark of the covenant once

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    I lost my penis once. Don't worry, I found it.

    Where do penises hide?

    One guess.

    Inside your mom's various orifices?

    No silly. Dead hookers.

    And the difference is...

    Although his mother is a dead hooker, not all dead hookers are his mom. See?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    This is madness.

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    So...basically she used the excuse of being bisexual to have sex with multiple people and not feel bad about it?

    Etch on
  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my DS charger.
    Now I must kill somebody to gain a new one.

    Any takers?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    This is madness.

    No, this is Sparta.

    God, I feel dirty.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    This is madness.

    I dated her for a month or two. We broke up but remained friends until I moved to college and rarely came back home. She came out to me my second or third year of HS, and I was amazed at the number of girls in my school who had bi curious moments with her. Some of her stories still give me happy time in the pants to this day.

    Last I heard she was trying to have a kid and was looking for a donor. I jokingly mentioned it to my wife that I could save them some money and she hit me in the head. The little lady does not appreciate my sense of sacrifice for old friends.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    This is madness.

    No, this is Sparta.

    God, I feel dirty.

    hah

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    So...basically she used the excuse of being bisexual to have sex with multiple people and not feel bad about it?

    Wow, that doesn't sound like what he said at all.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Etch wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I lost my virginity to a lesbian. I hope that don't make me no poofter

    Me too. Well, she's Bi, but she's currently in a relationship with a woman for over 5 years. It's quite a shame really, for she possessed oral skills that are worthy of epic battle chants.

    So...basically she used the excuse of being bisexual to have sex with multiple people and not feel bad about it?

    Nope, she gave out oral like candy but only slept with like 2 or 3 guys. It never bothered me, because frankly women can enjoy sex too. She never cheated on me when we were together and after we broke up she helped me date her friends. She was just a really cool person, and I'm the type of person who goes out of my way to be friends with people others think I shouldn't be friends with or don't really fit in with. I do it out of spite, because I'm an ass like that.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my pc version of Star Wars:KOTOR or at least i just can`t find it

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The only thing that blows my mind is when you lose something, and you haven't gone anywhere. Like when you're sitting at a desk, and you haven't stood up in about an hour, yet your pen has disappeared. Conspiracy? Possibly.

    What's that? The wind.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    The only thing that blows my mind is when you lose something, and you haven't gone anywhere. Like when you're sitting at a desk, and you haven't stood up in about an hour, yet your pen has disappeared. Conspiracy? Possibly.

    What's that? The wind.

    omg imps

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  • DrijenDrijen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I lost my Planescape: Torment discs in one of my home-->college moves and it enrages me. I found the game in a Target one day in one of those two-game bundles for like 5 bucks.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was on the phone with my mom earlier and I have a habit of obsessively checking my wallet/phone in my pockets to make sure they're still there. I'm talking away, and I pat my wallet and it's there, and I pat my other pocket and shit where is my phone. I checked every pocket twice before I said to Mom, 'Shit, where's my pho--oh. Right.'

    This happens way too often. D:

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    I was on the phone with my mom earlier and I have a habit of obsessively checking my wallet/phone in my pockets to make sure they're still there. I'm talking away, and I pat my wallet and it's there, and I pat my other pocket and shit where is my phone. I checked every pocket twice before I said to Mom, 'Shit, where's my pho--oh. Right.'

    This happens way too often. D:

    yeah i do the same thing, especially when im about to leave the house i have to pat each pocket and my bag to make sure ive got me phone, keys, wallet and mp3 player.

    i'll do that a good 4 times before ive even stepped out the door and once more before i shut it to make sure

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm notoriously bad with my glasses. I think I've whined about it to a few people on here. The worst part is that their usually right in front of me, but I never see them because I'm blind.*

    *Not really, but I was using hyperbole to make a point

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought I lost my phone but I dropped it in my girlfriend's car

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm notoriously bad with my glasses. I think I've whined about it to a few people on here. The worst part is that their usually right in front of me, but I never see them because I'm blind.*

    *Not really, but I was using hyperbole to make a point

    I'm pretty good with my glasses, since I have to wear them all the time. If they're not on my face, they're on my nightstand or the sink while I shower. That's about it. If I can't see, they're not on my face. XD

    However, I have been half-asleep and been like, 'oh shit I should take my glasses off' and wind up smacking myself in the face cuz I already took them off.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wear disposable contacts, so I basically put them in when I wake up and throw them out when I go to bed. Once in a while I take them out early if they're bothering me, and it seems every goddamn time I take them out and then struggle for 30 minutes searching for my glasses while being blind as a bat.

    One time I will remember to find glasses first then remove objects that allow me to use the gift of sight.

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I wear disposable contacts, so I basically put them in when I wake up and throw them out when I go to bed. Once in a while I take them out early if they're bothering me, and it seems every goddamn time I take them out and then struggle for 30 minutes searching for my glasses while being blind as a bat.

    One time I will remember to find glasses first then remove objects that allow me to use the gift of sight.

    You scare me, I was just about to type out this exact same thing. You've saved me the trouble now though.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man I am so glad I was blessed with the gift of perfect sight

    because if I had to wear glasses I'd be doomed

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