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Its the Mutant Power Thread

WarponyWarpony Too small.The MoonRegistered User regular
So like in X-Men if you were born with the X gene which power(s) would you like to have and which side of the whole thing (Proffersor - / Magneto ) or philosophy would you adopt?

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    WarponyWarpony Too small. The MoonRegistered User regular
    Edit: Proffesor X

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    The power to delete new threads. Think of the possibilities!

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I want Wolverine's hair.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Edit: Cyclops' abs

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    How about the the power





    to move you

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    the power to spell professor

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    I wish I had the power to edit other peoples' posts.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    EDIT EDIT: Colossus' dong

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i'd like if I could just have any type of haircut

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    That's levitation, homes

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    the ability to do a perfect, no-wipe poop every single time.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    The power of love

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Warpony wrote: »
    So like in X-Men if you were born with the X gene which power(s) would you like to have and which side of the whole thing (Proffersor - / Magneto ) or philosophy would you adopt?
    Warpony wrote: »
    Edit: Proffesor X

    keep trying, you're almost there!

    Flight. I just want to fly. Doesn't need to be superfast, doesn't need to allow me to go beyond altitudes safe for humans. Flight on par with your average raven or similar.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    if all grooming was just, instantly taken care of, that would be swell,

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

    Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
    Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    the ability to do a perfect, no-wipe poop every single time.

    sorry not even galactus has mastered that one yet

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about the the power




    to move you

    *air guitar*

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Teleportation would be my real answer.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    The Geek wrote: »
    How about the the power





    to move you

    That's telekinesis, Kyle.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

    Perfectly awful because coffee is grosssssss.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Alternately: The power to teach new users what editing means.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Seriously though I just really hate when my coffee isn't good

    In fact let's expand this ability

    Every cup of coffee in my vicinity becomes perfect

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    mind control

    that way you have all the powers

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    black power

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    i do believe THE FIRST forum thread ever created had this topic

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I want to be a boner-whisperer

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    The Geek wrote: »
    Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

    Perfectly awful because coffee is grosssssss.

    Tsh, all you are saying is that your beverages would be immune to me

    As an inferior beverage consumer this opinion means nothing

    Lost Salient on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    personally I'd be pre-crisis superman:

    Super-Ventriloquism

    Super-Mathematics

    Super-Weaving

    Super-Hypnosis

    Super-Telepathic Will Control –

    Super-Landscaping –

    Super Muscular Control -

    Super-Friction –

    Super-Shape shifting –

    Super-Makeup –

    Playing Super-Tag –

    Super-Kisses –

    Super-civil engineering –

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

    Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
    Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

    nooooooooo

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

    Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
    Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

    nooooooooo

    it is your curse

    IT IS YOUR DESTINY

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    mind control

    that way you have all the powers

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

    you'd suddenly find all the side characters in your life standing awkwardly or putting objects in front of you with the sole (heh) purpose of obscuring your feet

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

    Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
    Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

    nooooooooo

    OK then, you can telepathically communicate with all bugs, but you have superhuman bug Turret's syndrome and uncontrollably curse at them while using racial bug slurs. You're also immortal.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    if I had a mutant power it would be teleportation
    but not blue skin

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

    I'll never get around to it, but I had an idea to take leather pouches and string them along belts of various lengths and get booths at comic conventions selling Liefeldian Pouch Belts. Some for around your waist, some that go over the shoulder, some for around your arm or leg, etc.

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