Its the Mutant Power Thread

Warpony

So like in X-Men if you were born with the X gene which power(s) would you like to have and which side of the whole thing (Proffersor - / Magneto ) or philosophy would you adopt?

Warpony

Edit: Proffesor X

Indie Winter

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

monsterror

The power to delete new threads. Think of the possibilities!

TheySlashThem

that's not how editing works

Raijin Quickfoot

I want Wolverine's hair.

Raijin Quickfoot

Edit: Cyclops' abs

The Geek

How about the the power





to move you

BugBoy

the power to spell professor

monsterror

I wish I had the power to edit other peoples' posts.

Raijin Quickfoot

EDIT EDIT: Colossus' dong

FAQ

i'd like if I could just have any type of haircut

Butters

That's levitation, homes

tynic

the ability to do a perfect, no-wipe poop every single time.

JoeUser

The power of love

UnbrokenEva

Warpony wrote: »

So like in X-Men if you were born with the X gene which power(s) would you like to have and which side of the whole thing (Proffersor - / Magneto ) or philosophy would you adopt?

Warpony wrote: »

Edit: Proffesor X

keep trying, you're almost there!

Flight. I just want to fly. Doesn't need to be superfast, doesn't need to allow me to go beyond altitudes safe for humans. Flight on par with your average raven or similar.

FAQ

if all grooming was just, instantly taken care of, that would be swell,

King Riptor

You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

Brolo

tynic wrote: »

the ability to do a perfect, no-wipe poop every single time.

sorry not even galactus has mastered that one yet

Noisymunk

The Geek wrote: »

How about the the power




to move you

*air guitar*

Raijin Quickfoot

Teleportation would be my real answer.

Lost Salient

Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

Goatmon

The Geek wrote: »

How about the the power





to move you

That's telekinesis, Kyle.

TheySlashThem

black power

The Geek

Lost Salient wrote: »

Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

Perfectly awful because coffee is grosssssss.

Goatmon

Alternately: The power to teach new users what editing means.

Lost Salient

Seriously though I just really hate when my coffee isn't good

In fact let's expand this ability

Every cup of coffee in my vicinity becomes perfect

Indie Winter

mind control

that way you have all the powers

Raijin Quickfoot

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

black power

FAQ

i do believe THE FIRST forum thread ever created had this topic

lostwords

I want to be a boner-whisperer

Lost Salient

The Geek wrote: »

Lost Salient wrote: »

Every cup of coffee I made would be perfect

Perfectly awful because coffee is grosssssss.

Tsh, all you are saying is that your beverages would be immune to me

As an inferior beverage consumer this opinion means nothing

Brolo

personally I'd be pre-crisis superman:

Super-Ventriloquism

Super-Mathematics

Super-Weaving

Super-Hypnosis

Super-Telepathic Will Control –

Super-Landscaping –

Super Muscular Control -

Super-Friction –

Super-Shape shifting –

Super-Makeup –

Playing Super-Tag –

Super-Kisses –

Super-civil engineering –

Hunter

I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

BugBoy

King Riptor wrote: »

You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

nooooooooo

Indie Winter

BugBoy wrote: »

King Riptor wrote: »

You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

nooooooooo

it is your curse

IT IS YOUR DESTINY

Goatmon

Indie Winter wrote: »

mind control

that way you have all the powers

Brolo

Hunter wrote: »

I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

you'd suddenly find all the side characters in your life standing awkwardly or putting objects in front of you with the sole (heh) purpose of obscuring your feet

Hunter

BugBoy wrote: »

King Riptor wrote: »

You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

nooooooooo

OK then, you can telepathically communicate with all bugs, but you have superhuman bug Turret's syndrome and uncontrollably curse at them while using racial bug slurs. You're also immortal.

Franko

if I had a mutant power it would be teleportation
but not blue skin

The Geek

Hunter wrote: »

I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

I'll never get around to it, but I had an idea to take leather pouches and string them along belts of various lengths and get booths at comic conventions selling Liefeldian Pouch Belts. Some for around your waist, some that go over the shoulder, some for around your arm or leg, etc.