also after looking through some more that site is anime as fuuuuck
I have not seen any of the conversation, any of the website, or really any of the thread at all. But from the title of the thread, how are you at all surprised?
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Extremely, hyper-dense and powerful muscle fiber and bones. Also, I would probably be one of those hideous sewer mutants
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
This thread made me realise I miss The Almighty Johnsons.
If only because Bragi and Baldur made stories about dispossessed Norse Gods living in suburbian New Zealand as a blue collar family endlessly entertaining. Dean O'Gorman was Bragi, God of Poetry, who had the power to chat up attractive women. Now he's Fili on The Hobbit. Yeah, that was pretty entertaining.
That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
+1
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
the ability to make someone pee their pants from 50 yards away
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
seriously though this is the lamest imaginable wiki
After looking through it and realizing how ridiculous many of the powers are, a friend got the idea to run a heroes system one shot game in which you clicked the "random" button 3 times and that was your power set, no matter how silly or incongruous.
seriously though this is the lamest imaginable wiki
After looking through it and realizing how ridiculous many of the powers are, a friend got the idea to run a heroes system one shot game in which you clicked the "random" button 3 times and that was your power set, no matter how silly or incongruous.
Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
If we can pick our own, immortality, invulnerability, intangibility and invisibility. And infinite speed and strength. And superman-style flight. And a nice thick 8 or 9 inch cock.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Is shitting blood a mutant power? Cuz someone might wanna call Professor X.
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I genuinely wish I could play any song on any instrument by ear
Not even well, I'd settle for semi-competently
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well this is neat
forever
Be able to comfortably watch a movie all the way through
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Clearly this random wiki site knows nothing about my ideal powers.
No sir I don't like it and neigh I say.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boxing
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Training
I'm not sure if they should include these as powers. I thought that powers were something that real people can't do?
also after looking through some more that site is anime as fuuuuck
I have not seen any of the conversation, any of the website, or really any of the thread at all. But from the title of the thread, how are you at all surprised?
:winky:
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
If only because Bragi and Baldur made stories about dispossessed Norse Gods living in suburbian New Zealand as a blue collar family endlessly entertaining. Dean O'Gorman was Bragi, God of Poetry, who had the power to chat up attractive women. Now he's Fili on The Hobbit. Yeah, that was pretty entertaining.
oh i guess i would be rly godlike or sumthing???
is
the best
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Give Rogue all the cloaks & hoods.
I want my super power to be
cunt punt
It's always robot butt sex with you isn't it?
In comic land I would probably have bouncing boys powers because I would always be fat no matter how much I work out and I would hate it.
nah
the butt's for spankin' really
mouth, curves, and groin are the best bits
There's a small thermal exhaust port, right above the main port.
Awesome!
That's like, a million powers in one!
plus I am a wizard!
that's a straw, tali
emergency induction port
the ability to make someone pee their pants from 50 yards away
After looking through it and realizing how ridiculous many of the powers are, a friend got the idea to run a heroes system one shot game in which you clicked the "random" button 3 times and that was your power set, no matter how silly or incongruous.
I got these:
Clown Physiology
Marsupial Physiology
Cheshire Cat Physiology
I don't think I want to play any more.
A teleporting murder clown with a body pouch that holds a giant hammer. Nope, not gonna sleep tonight at all.
This immediately made me think of this:
And since this is SE++ ... it made me think of this:
I am EL CHUPASASQUATCH
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