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Its the Mutant Power Thread

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  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    Is shitting blood a mutant power? Cuz someone might wanna call Professor X.

    After eating Chipoltle, no.

    But if you get it every single day, then we just might be adding the "Sanguine Sphincter" to the x-men roster.

    Theodore Floosevelt
  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    ultimatum time: would you rather have the power of flight but smell strongly of burnt hair all the time, or the power to read minds but every time you do you throw up a whole bunch

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I dunno

    on the one hand, I think vomiting is the lesser of two unpleasant things

    but on the other hand, I truly can't think of a use I'd have for mind reading

  • zekebeauzekebeau Registered User regular
    ultimatum time: would you rather have the power of flight but smell strongly of burnt hair all the time, or the power to read minds but every time you do you throw up a whole bunch

    I would usually pick read minds, but you are giving too clear of a tell by making us throw up each use. How about you throw up each morning and evening?

    However, my aversion to vomiting is great enough that I would rather smell bad and fly than vomit and win every game of texas hold'em ever.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    On the other hand, reading minds with the benefit of being skinny and attractive? Sign me up.

    TankHammer
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    I dunno

    on the one hand, I think vomiting is the lesser of two unpleasant things

    but on the other hand, I truly can't think of a use I'd have for mind reading

    Fuck, I need to get the upper hand in this deal, but I don't know how much to push for!

    Excuse, I need to visit the restroom real quick.

    BLURGH

    Okay, five million, final offer.

    TrippyJing on
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    Butler For Life #1
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Oh fuck, I completely lied about getting that present for Christmas. What was it that they wanted?

    BLURGH

    Here, honey.

    I love it! How did you know?

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  • ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    does she like me?

    HOOOAAAUURUHGHGHB

    okay, she used to

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Dammit guys, what was the name of that game someone had planned to set up on this forum?

    It was set several years after super powered humans had repelled an alien invasion which caused wide scale damage to earth, and basically took over afterwards. They'd formed an organisation called SUN I think? A bunch of formers had created some amazing characters. There was a girl who could take the form of animals so long as she mixed her blood with the blood of one member of a species, and used to break into her local zoo to add more shapes to her arsenal. And there was a guy who I think was called the 54th street bogeyman or something? He was invisible in the sense that he couldn't be noticed by people around him. And a sentient computer program called The Sky is Blue. I really loved reading the characters people came up with.

    I had *just* come up with a character who had the power to shape any metal so long as she was touching it (called Blacksmith, Natch) when the threads were locked until the game started. And the game never started. I'm still a bit gutted about that.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/24884/unified-discussion-v5/p1

    this has likely been linked already, but god I remember this fondly

    I think I have since lost all the Hardy Clinic medical files that I made, which is super sad

    I was working with Pony to come up with a categorization model that would be run by a character I created, but it was to be used in story only and loosely adapted into the game itself

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    zekebeau wrote: »
    zekebeau wrote: »
    Is shitting blood a mutant power? Cuz someone might wanna call Professor X.

    After eating Chipoltle, no.

    But if you get it every single day, then we just might be adding the "Sanguine Sphincter" to the x-men roster.
    well uh sign me and stale up then

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I clicked the random power link and got

    Astronomical physiology
    Power to tap the energies of astronomical objects. Sub-power of Planetary Empowerment, not to be confused with Astrological Physiology.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/12/andrew-herr/
    A 29-year-old Georgetown-trained researcher with degrees in microbiology, health physics and national security, Herr is one a handful of specialists in the defense community preaching greater U.S. investment in biomods. First as a consultant with the Scitor Corporation, a Virginia-based firm whose clients include top military and intelligence agencies, and later as the head of his own research organization, Herr’s job has been to think about biological modifications whose effects he says are “more than evolutionary.”

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    I clicked the random power link and got

    Astronomical physiology
    Power to tap the energies of astronomical objects. Sub-power of Planetary Empowerment, not to be confused with Astrological Physiology.

    That's potentially pretty hardcore

    like, if you can tap the power of the sun then you could probably do some impressive shit

    I'm going to assume this comes with additional powers depending what body you tap into

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Imagine having total control over the available kinetic energy in a supernova. Or a supermassive black hole. You point your finger and the Eiffel tower is smashed into subatomic particles in an instant...

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    thats actually an incredibly cool powerset for a cosmic hero

    the power of the celestial bodies themselves! Supernovas, Black holes, Pulsars, Magnetars, shit even Quasars...

    Solar on
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    ultimatum time: would you rather have the power of flight but smell strongly of burnt hair all the time, or the power to read minds but every time you do you throw up a whole bunch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY5MxCxGOF0

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    thats actually an incredibly cool powerset for a cosmic hero

    the power of the celestial bodies themselves! Supernovas, Black holes, Pulsars, Magnetars, shit even Quasars...

    I see what you did there...

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I am so cosmic, you don't even know

    Tapping Uranus so hard

    Donovan PuppyfuckerTheySlashThemTankHammer
  • WarponyWarpony Too small. The MoonRegistered User regular
    You people seem to take your power choosing abilities seriously.

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