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Its the Mutant Power Thread

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.

    I'll never get around to it, but I had an idea to take leather pouches and string them along belts of various lengths and get booths at comic conventions selling Liefeldian Pouch Belts. Some for around your waist, some that go over the shoulder, some for around your arm or leg, etc.

    Someone just needs to make a Pouch Man costume for a comic convention and get a picture with Liefeld. Just a guy with pouches upon pouches that carries infinite amounts of supplies for everyone else on the team.

    GoatmonMetalbourne
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    You don't get to choose your power. Jesus.

    Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
    Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.

    nooooooooo

    OK then, you can telepathically communicate with all bugs, but you have superhuman bug Turret's syndrome and uncontrollably curse at them while using racial bug slurs. You're also immortal.

    aaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    wolverine but instead of adamantium claws it's twix

    SporkAndrewmonsterrorDronus86The GeektynicSpeed RacerTHEPAIN73I Win Swordfights
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    the power to make people ashamed of liking Cerebus because it is an insanely misogynistic (and just plain insane) work of fiction.

    Dex Dynamo
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    wolverine but instead of adamantium claws it's twix

    It still hurts every time they come out.


    snixt

    UnbrokenEvaScudoLanglyOdinButlerDarth WaiterTrippyJingIloveslimes
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    the power to fart giant clouds of acid

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    How about the powers of The Blob, but you suffer from anorexia and bulimia.

    The power of Cyclops, but your nickname is Brown Eye due to where your energy beams emanate from.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    the power of love

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    the power to fart giant clouds of acid

    So, you would be Taco Bell Man?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I mean I already have a mutant power that lets me have abnormally high blood sugar. My pancreas has mutated so it does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced. This high blood sugar produces the mutant powers of polyuria (frequent urination), polydipsia (increased thirst) and polyphagia (increased hunger).

    There are three main types of mutation:
    Type 1 results from the body's failure to produce insulin, and presently requires the person to inject insulin or wear an insulin pump. Each injection increases my ability to live a normal lifestyle to near superhuman levels.

    Type 2 DM results from insulin resistance, a condition in which cells fail to use insulin properly, sometimes combined with an absolute insulin deficiency. It's like a forcefield around my cells that protects me from insulin.

    The ultimate form, gestational diabetes occurs when I become a pregnant women without a previous diagnosis of diabetes develop a high blood glucose level. It may precede development of type 2 DM.

    So yeah I'm pretty much the first real x-man.

    Langly
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    The power of Storm, but it only rains condiments.

    SporkAndrew
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I want whatever superpower Stale has

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    Darth Waiter
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    My real life super power is that I can find any lost item on the floor through the ability of stepping on it while being unaware of it. Be they a dropped needle, one of the myriad of painful toys my son leaves around, a crushed spider carcass my cat left for me, or a bit of dog puke because my buddy ate something nasty outside and felt icky.

    I shall call myself Tender Foot.

    MetalbourneDarth Waiter
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I want whatever superpower Stale has

    The mutant power of having your body despise you?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I want whatever superpower Stale has

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    wolverine but instead of adamantium claws it's twix

    This struck me as incredibly hilarious. I am having trouble stopping giggling.

    BLM - ACAB
    Dronus86
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    the power to never, ever have to hear Seth MacFarlane's voice again

    THEPAIN73
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    wolverine but instead of adamantium claws it's twix

    This struck me as incredibly hilarious. I am having trouble stopping giggling.

    instead of SNIKT

    it's SNAKT

    tynicMetalbourneSpeed RacerNeoTomaDepressperado
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    The power to make the perfect mix tape.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    wolverine but instead of adamantium claws it's twix

    This struck me as incredibly hilarious. I am having trouble stopping giggling.

    instead of SNIKT

    it's SNAKT

    just think of the branding opportunities!

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    The power to shoot Doritos out of my hands at will.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    also just plain having Dazzler's power would be pretty awesome

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    also just plain having Dazzler's power would be pretty awesome

    Giant boobs?

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    guys if you're not gonna take this seriously...

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also just plain having Dazzler's power would be pretty awesome

    Giant boobs?

    She's multi talented

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I got Hippopotamus Physiology

    not cool, website

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    also just plain having Dazzler's power would be pretty awesome

    Giant boobs?

    on my frame? gosh, I dunno

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    monsterror
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I would like the power to eat whatever I wanted and never gain weight

    Also telekinesis because then I could just mindlift the cupcakes right into my maw

    TheySlashThem
  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    The power to have a city block burst out into a musical at anytime.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    I got electronic communication which was lame so I tried again

    which landed me etherkinetic combat but what the hell is that

    trying again got me "pride embodiment"

    finally I settled on energy assimilation or something

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    I want whatever superpower Stale has

    The mutant power of having your body despise you?

    He probably literally is a mutant based on having it when he was born, I think he said one time that doctors thought his body might interact differently with cancer because of it?

  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    I wish I had the power to eat a cupcake and not get icing in my beard.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I want meat ray vision

    Usagi
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    I got Slime Manipulation the first time but I think I like Energy Transferal much better

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I got Raptor Physiology

    I win.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Hey I got Tau Physiology and you know what? I'll take it.

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