I would want a power that intricately involved my feet, which would have forced Rob Liefeld to draw them even though it's against his nature to do so. The internal struggle might have caused him to stroke out or just implode.
I'll never get around to it, but I had an idea to take leather pouches and string them along belts of various lengths and get booths at comic conventions selling Liefeldian Pouch Belts. Some for around your waist, some that go over the shoulder, some for around your arm or leg, etc.
Someone just needs to make a Pouch Man costume for a comic convention and get a picture with Liefeld. Just a guy with pouches upon pouches that carries infinite amounts of supplies for everyone else on the team.
Its a crapshoot and unless your forty it causes you angst.
Like bugboys power would murder all insects in a fifty mile radius when he exhaled but he'd be immortal.
nooooooooo
OK then, you can telepathically communicate with all bugs, but you have superhuman bug Turret's syndrome and uncontrollably curse at them while using racial bug slurs. You're also immortal.
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I mean I already have a mutant power that lets me have abnormally high blood sugar. My pancreas has mutated so it does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced. This high blood sugar produces the mutant powers of polyuria (frequent urination), polydipsia (increased thirst) and polyphagia (increased hunger).
There are three main types of mutation:
Type 1 results from the body's failure to produce insulin, and presently requires the person to inject insulin or wear an insulin pump. Each injection increases my ability to live a normal lifestyle to near superhuman levels.
Type 2 DM results from insulin resistance, a condition in which cells fail to use insulin properly, sometimes combined with an absolute insulin deficiency. It's like a forcefield around my cells that protects me from insulin.
The ultimate form, gestational diabetes occurs when I become a pregnant women without a previous diagnosis of diabetes develop a high blood glucose level. It may precede development of type 2 DM.
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
My real life super power is that I can find any lost item on the floor through the ability of stepping on it while being unaware of it. Be they a dropped needle, one of the myriad of painful toys my son leaves around, a crushed spider carcass my cat left for me, or a bit of dog puke because my buddy ate something nasty outside and felt icky.
He probably literally is a mutant based on having it when he was born, I think he said one time that doctors thought his body might interact differently with cancer because of it?
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Someone just needs to make a Pouch Man costume for a comic convention and get a picture with Liefeld. Just a guy with pouches upon pouches that carries infinite amounts of supplies for everyone else on the team.
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It still hurts every time they come out.
snixt
The power of Cyclops, but your nickname is Brown Eye due to where your energy beams emanate from.
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So, you would be Taco Bell Man?
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There are three main types of mutation:
Type 1 results from the body's failure to produce insulin, and presently requires the person to inject insulin or wear an insulin pump. Each injection increases my ability to live a normal lifestyle to near superhuman levels.
Type 2 DM results from insulin resistance, a condition in which cells fail to use insulin properly, sometimes combined with an absolute insulin deficiency. It's like a forcefield around my cells that protects me from insulin.
The ultimate form, gestational diabetes occurs when I become a pregnant women without a previous diagnosis of diabetes develop a high blood glucose level. It may precede development of type 2 DM.
So yeah I'm pretty much the first real x-man.
I shall call myself Tender Foot.
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The mutant power of having your body despise you?
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This struck me as incredibly hilarious. I am having trouble stopping giggling.
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instead of SNIKT
it's SNAKT
just think of the branding opportunities!
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Giant boobs?
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first one I got:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alcohol_Manipulation
She's multi talented
not cool, website
Fuck, first one I got was being a furry
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chimerism
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on my frame? gosh, I dunno
Also telekinesis because then I could just mindlift the cupcakes right into my maw
eat it nerds
which landed me etherkinetic combat but what the hell is that
trying again got me "pride embodiment"
finally I settled on energy assimilation or something
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He probably literally is a mutant based on having it when he was born, I think he said one time that doctors thought his body might interact differently with cancer because of it?
I win.