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This Is The End My Friends (56k will perish with the unworthy)

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    my microwave just turned on by itself

    is it happening already

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    i'm already blind but i forgot to buy a set of matching machetes first GOD DAMN IT

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »

    top right corner dudicus. sorry to get your hopes up but it's for a fan remake of the soundtrack. :V

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    lancasterlancaster Registered User regular
    the mayans say no worry, it is cool now

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »

    top right corner dudicus. sorry to get your hopes up but it's for a fan remake of the soundtrack. :V

    Dumb

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    there's an ambulance, fire truck, and cop car parked outside of my apartment building right now

    I think something happened to one of my downstairs neighbors

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    So y'all remember Y2K, right? Man, I remember my redneck friends' parents freaking out about that. Stockpiling ammo and beer and venison... so not too different than any winter in the Midwest, really. I was never really concerned about it, even when I was a wee child.

    Good news is, someone did a study on the effects of nuclear war on beer.

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    From the report:


    Examination made immediately upon recovery showed no observable gross changes in the appearance of the beverages. Immediate taste tests indicated that the beverages, both beer and soft drinks, were still of commercial quality, although there was evidence of a slight flavor change in some of the products exposed at 1270 ft from Ground Zero. Those farther away showed no change.


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    Verdict: Beer that's been nuked is still ok.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    So y'all remember Y2K, right? Man, I remember my redneck friends' parents freaking out about that. Stockpiling ammo and beer and venison... so not too different than any winter in the Midwest, really. I was never really concerned about it, even when I was a wee child.

    Good news is, someone did a study on the effects of nuclear war on beer.

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    From the report:


    Examination made immediately upon recovery showed no observable gross changes in the appearance of the beverages. Immediate taste tests indicated that the beverages, both beer and soft drinks, were still of commercial quality, although there was evidence of a slight flavor change in some of the products exposed at 1270 ft from Ground Zero. Those farther away showed no change.


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    Verdict: Beer that's been nuked is still ok.

    Another sign of Fallout's commitment to scientific accuracy.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    also; a sweet duster

    sweet dusters for everybody

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    Today, one of my co-workers asked "what do people really think is going to happen?" and this new guy (who's only a seasonal temp, thank god) said "an asteroid could hit us." We pointed out to him that we would have seen anything coming toward us by now, and his response was "not if it's behind the sun, or in front of it because it's too bright and we wouldn't be able to see it."

    He's actually right. There was a near-miss recently, like a week ago. It passed inside of the moon's orbit, and we didn't detect it until the day it passed by us.

    Actually, I think they did know about that one, but there were a couple earlier this year that came close that went undetected, but none of them were of a size that could do any serious damage.

    I should probably clarify that when I mentioned Apophis (the asteroid that's supposed to pass by us in 2029 (27?)) during this discussion, he claimed there was another asteroid that has about a 75% chance to hit us that NASA reported on their website, but the government made them take it down so no one would know. How does he know this? The internet.

    So yeah, I tend to be a little skeptical of anything this dude says.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    A little background on the Maya. They measured periods in units called Bak'tun, which is made up of smaller units called katun. The much talked about end of the 13th Bak'tun is simply the changing of the calendar. There's not much reason to believe that they thought this was going to be the end of anything except maybe sobriety.

    Those end of the Bak'tun parties were pretty wild.

    Of course, since it's big, stone and ancient, it must be full of super Maya secrets. Ah, if only they could have seen the Spanish coming.

    Here's a Bak'tun for reference. It seems to be an unhappy pictograph.

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    Your father and I are very disappointed in you. Why can't you be more like your sister? She's got her own era already.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I was waxing philosophic at work today and had a though, which I've posted to Facebook but will repost here:

    So we all might die sometime in the next 48 hours? Ok, then I have something I need to say before that. It's all been amazing. I know theres been some tragic stuff in the world lately, and I can't speak to that. I mean my life. Its been amazing, and its because of all of you. Each and every one of you has had an effect on me in one way or another. Maybe were not actually friends, or we haven't spoken in years. Thats ok. Really it is. I look at life, all its ups and downs, and honestly, its beautiful. I invite all of you to do the same. Look at life, all of it. Every high, and every low. The happy and the sad, and just realize how magical and beautiful it is. And maybe you don't like the person you see there, thats ok too. Because honestly? I don't think we'll all die tomorrow, and the day after that we can start trying to be the people we would like to see.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Umm pretty sure Australia is already an apocalyptic wasteland we got this under control

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Umm pretty sure Australia is already an apocalyptic wasteland we got this under control

    I dunno. If an apocalypse happened, having it turn out like Australia would be one of the best things. Like, you'd have people queing up for the apocalypse just to get in it.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Plastic bills, gold coins, and free healthcare?

    My god it's hell on earth.

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Plastic bills, gold coins, and free healthcare?

    My god it's hell on earth.

    Yes, truly...

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    ...a hell on earth.


    Where the strong would devour the weak.

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    No loving god would allow such a thing.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    aaaaaaAAAAAAH

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Thank fuckin god.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    That tree looks like it's totally going to eat that kid.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    That tree looks like it's totally going to eat that kid.
    It's cool, a singing weirdo in yellow boots'll come along and help him out.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Down Under we call that a Wednesday or a Wezza

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I see you've played knifey-spooney before!

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Umm pretty sure Australia is already an apocalyptic wasteland we got this under control

    At the very least I am certain we are hurtling towards the sun considering this recent heatwave.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Tef wrote: »
    Umm pretty sure Australia is already an apocalyptic wasteland we got this under control

    At the very least I am certain we are hurtling towards the sun considering this recent heatwave.

    We are always hurtling toward and narrowly missing the sun. Who's piloting this boat?

    MKR on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    12:07 AM December 21st, 2012

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    I am so friggin emotional this morning. Cold and wet? there's no such thing as good weather any more. Sandwich didn't taste good? I'm a filthy street urchin picking through dung pies for any sign of nutrition. Get a grip Tracy.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Umm pretty sure Australia is already an apocalyptic wasteland we got this under control

    At the very least I am certain we are hurtling towards the sun considering this recent heatwave.

    We are always hurtling toward and narrowly missing the sun. Who's piloting this boat?

    Captain Space and Ensign Time.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    I always associate typewriters with distress

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Australia says it's all good

    I guess we have to wait till something lines up with a pyramid in southern Mexico or not before we know we're in the clear

    Xehalus on
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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    The Mayans were on CST.

    MKR on
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    The Mayans were on CST.

    Pfft, yeah right

    The Mayans run on EST, the only time zone that matters, obviously

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Mayan Time Zone Terror, the new SyFy original

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I'm excited for the meteor shower that's supposed to be tonight.

    The "best of the year" as it were.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Oh shit, I forgot to stock up on water and canned food!

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    grocery wars

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i'm tired and grumpy. i want this world to end so i don't have to get up anymore.

    And if it could involve something awesome happening, that'd be cool to.

    My prediction is dragon swarms. If it's dragon swarms i am read. god a sword or three, and a shield.

    Let's do this.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
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    mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    I am so friggin emotional this morning. Cold and wet? there's no such thing as good weather any more. Sandwich didn't taste good? I'm a filthy street urchin picking through dung pies for any sign of nutrition. Get a grip Tracy.

    I wish this was made into a Cathy comic.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    which apocalypse thread is best

    beets

    battlestar galactica

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