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This Is The End My Friends (56k will perish with the unworthy)

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I like how both apocalypse thread titles are just song lyrics.

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Required listening for the apocalypse.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii6kJaGiRaI

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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    Reporting in from the Eastern Standard Time Zone.

    Everything is on fire. Our new lord Quetzalcoatl, has promised that only 3/4s of us will die in the 24 hours, Montezuma apparently gets to claim his revenge on the remaining 1/4.

  • HucklebuckHucklebuck huckles under the buckles Registered User regular
    aww man i havent started my end of the world playlist

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    So its either having my heart pulled out by a bloodsoaked bird-panther-serpent-god thing or shitting myself until my guts fly out of my butt like meat confetti. Coo.

  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Maybe you should flip a coin?

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Man why don't I have all (or even any!) Mountain Goats albums.

    they rule.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Also my mom said she heard that 6:30am is the exact time of the apocalypse?

    that seems arbitrary.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I believe it's actually 6:32am.

    Obviously.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    the clock town remix on terriblefate.com is fucking incredible

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Also my mom said she heard that 6:30am is the exact time of the apocalypse?

    that seems arbitrary.
    Maybe she just wants you to get your ass out of bed earlier

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  • chidonachidona Registered User regular
    I'm all out of breakfast bars, so I can see how this might be the start of some bad things happening.

    One moment, staring at an empty breakfast bar box, the next, the core of the Earth violently exploding. Circle of life.

  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    So, we've visited the dabblers in the Apocalyptic arts, but what about the people who are dead fucking serious about survival?

    For that, let me introduce a few of the larger scale projects.

    First up, we have Luxury Survival Condos. With a name like that, you better believe they don't skimp on the amenities.

    They figured that since there were tons of abandoned nuclear missle silos, they could use a few. Each of their silos is covered with a Monolithic Dome, which is about as future dystopian as you can get without being sued by Games Workshop.

    As of now, their Silo 1 is almost complete. A little too late for this Apocalypse, but they'll sure be ready for the next one.


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    For the do-it-yourself groups, Hardened Structures produces the Genesis Series of shelters.

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    You want to see serious? This is serious:

    Built to resist:
    3-Bars blast overpressure of 45 psi
    Force 10 earthquakes in succession
    450 mph winds
    Extreme gamma & neutron attenuation from a 100 megaton air burst detonated 20 miles away
    Solar flares with 1,000,000 volt EMP
    Flooding (complete submersion for 100 hours)
    Extreme external fires at 1250 F for 10 days
    Magnetic pole shift
    Radiological, chemical and biological weapons
    Forced entry and armed assaults
    12' of snow and 10' of rain
    500 lb. hail stones or flying debris at a speed of 100 mph


    They fit together like underground lego and have the Genesis Dome attachment for community hubs (these shelter builders love their domes). They also produce power attachments and central gathering attachments.
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    So far there are "Genesis Dome" communities in the following locations:
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    And if Hobbits aren't occupying the New Zealand community, I'll be very dissapointed.

    But this is a company that also has orders to assist in producing custom made heavily fortified structures.

    An underground community for 500 people? They got that.

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    Turn your house into something that can repel Viking invaders? You better believe it.

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    And, of course for the truly survival minded; no problem. They have an Island Fortress department.

    Next up, we'll look at another heavy hitter in the Apocalypse game.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Is it wrong that part of me thinks that these shelter things are pretty boss regardless of the motivation behind them

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    How many less awesome things would there be in the world if not for people crazy enough to build them?

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
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    I thought this was a hi-tech comb.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Is it wrong that part of me thinks that these shelter things are pretty boss regardless of the motivation behind them

    Funny thing is, other than people feeling that the world's going to end somehow, there's no set reason for them. It's not something that's recent, or even politically charged for most of them.

    Some kind of super plague is prob the #1 reason they think things will end, as well as solar flares, earth stopping, floods...etc. And it's not super religious either. While there is some overlap with the religious types, a lot of them just have a 'feeling' the world's going to end.

    I wouldn't even worry about them committing horrible acts or suicide, also. They plan on getting into the ground and staying there while avoiding others, and they're sure they're going to survive.

    I agree with you about those shelters. Some of them are pretty decent. And living like a Hobbit would not be a bad thing at all.

    And frankly, if someone can't appreciate the ability to have their own Island Fortress, they are already dead inside.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    Where do I go to complain that every time I see the homestuck thread I get excited to talk about Ke$ha and then remember it's the homestuck thread and I don't want to read any of it ever and get sad

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Hucklebuck wrote: »
    aww man i havent started my end of the world playlist

    I got you

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/john-hodgmans-songs-for-ragnarok-the-end-of-days,88245/

  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    the clock town remix on terriblefate.com is fucking incredible

    the whole album is pretty good actually

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Woke up at 4am from the wind and discovered a lack of power.

    MKR on
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    I am pleased to report that Ireland is still here. See? Check it out! *waves*

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    yup! new zealand is also still here!

    I know cause it's the 22nd now.

    and i'm going to sleep.

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    Woke up at 4am from the wind and discovered a lack of power.

    Did you freak out? Be honest.

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    it's really cold right now

    but, y'know, december

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    Woke up at 4am from the wind and discovered a lack of power.

    Did you freak out? Be honest.

    I always look out the window when there's a power outage to see if it's widespread. I could see a lot of light reflected off the clouds.
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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Woke up at 4am from the wind and discovered a lack of power.

    Did you freak out? Be honest.

    I always look out the window when there's a power outage to see if it's widespread. I could see a lot of light reflected off the clouds.
    :rotate:

    Pfft! Smartarse.

  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    As I mentioned before: when it comes to Apocalypses (Apocoli?) some people don't fuck around. If you're going to go crazy, you don't hold anything back.

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    This is the Vivos group. Vivos is a consortium founded by...fuck it, here's his own words.
    Robert Vicino first envisioned the need for Vivos in 1980. He had a gut wrenching feeling that something was going to happen and the only solution was with an underground shelter complex.

    Dude's had the feeling something terrible's going to happen since forever, and this is his solution.


    So, what is Vivos? Well, the Vivos underground complexes are a series of heavily fortified self-sustaining communities.
    "Our self-contained shelter complexes comfortably accommodate community groups from 50 to 1,000 people, in spacious living quarters, outfitted and stocked for a minimum of 1 year of autonomous survival to ride out the potential events. Every detail has been considered and planned for. Members need to only arrive before their facility is locked down and secured from the chaos above."

    Hmm, wait. Isn't there another group doing this too? Ahh...nevermind.

    Ok, what 's the chaos going to be?
    The central theme to all catastrophic and epic life-threatening events is to find shelter underground. The soil of the Earth itself can provide the best shelter for most catastrophes, deep below the surface. Vivos shelters are deep underground, airtight, fully self-contained complexes designed to survive virtually any catastrophe, or threat scenario including natural or manmade disasters.

    Vivos will also become a DNA depository. Universities will be invited to submit DNA samples of virtually every living thing on Earth, along with seeds of as many species as possible, to be deposited and stored in the Vivos refrigerated vaults. This will assure the greatest chance of future restoration of the world as we know it, regardless of the catastrophe.

    Whatever the threat, our shelters are built and engineered to withstand just about everything from a pole shift, to super volcano eruptions, solar flares, earthquakes, tsunamis, pandemics, asteroids, the anticipated affects of Planet X/Nibiru, and manmade threats including nuclear explosions, a reactor melt down, biological or chemical disasters, terrorism and widespread anarchy.

    Yeah. They're even preparing for Planet X. There's some fucking dedication for you.


    Alright, what are these shelter communities like? Well, the first of them is up and running, with more in various stages of construction: Vivos Indiana is the first.
    Vivos Indiana is one of the most strategically located, Level 5 nuclear hardened shelters within our network. Built to withstand a 20 megaton blast within just a few miles, this impervious underground complex will accommodate 80 people for a minimum of one year of autonomous survival. This massive shelter is completed and now online.

    Here's a quick tour of your new underground home, for any potential shelter dwellers.


    First up is the entryway. All traffic in or out goes through here, upon approval by the shelter Director of course.

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    The elevator and access staircase door.

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    Come on down. If you miss getting in before they close the doors, expect to see a lot of this place.

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    The main blast door. Closed in case of the disaster above and thicker than most vault doors.

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    Not pictured are the security offices beyond.

    So, you've gone through the door and past the security checkpoints, welcome to your new home.


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    It seems that the Apocalypse will involve a lot of uncomfortable staring at each other. I see no problem with this in a sealed underground environment at all.

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    Spacious kitchen accomidations with...is that granite countertops? Holy fuck, end the world now, I'm going in.

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    A view of the bedroom hallway. It looks a little narrow, but when have you ever seen overweight Apocalypse survivors?


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    Aaaand, bunkbeds. A shelter without bunkbeds is like a gulag without starvation: not doing it's job properly.

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    Remember the showers of those chumps with their bargain shelter? This is how you shower during the end of the world.

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    So, Indiana, then. What disasters should someone prepare for in that area?

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    Ah, yes, massive extensive flooding. Vivos makes sure hatches are watertight.


    And that ends our tour of Vivos Indiana.

    But there are others soon to be on line. Right now, they're working on the Nebraska Mega Shelter Complex; which is for something like 900 people. They have a Rocky Mountain one in the planning stages, and eventually want to have an entire network of Vivos underground facilities all over the place.

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    Wait a minute.

    A network of underground shelters designed to be self-sustaining and immune to even Nuclear attack; and the way in is by a sealed vault door, that can only be unlocked with the Director's approval?

    Now I know where I've seen them before.

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    God damn it! I hate Nuka Cola!

    And that concludes our great homes of the Apocalypse tour. Be sure to check out the audio or children's pop-up books available at the gift shop.

    Have a nice day. :)

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    so did the world end already or is that still on its way? who's community can I join? I am down with being a King but I guess a Follower would be pretty cool, too.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    if I had infinite amounts of money I would probably have a shelter just because


    that's probably past the point where I have a pony though

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  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Gonna be humming this all day today and tomorrow.

    The best song.

    http://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Seriously wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    the clock town remix on terriblefate.com is fucking incredible

    the whole album is pretty good actually

    yes but

    this dark clock town remix is blowing my mind

    seems it's called "majora's wrath" now

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    Hey @mysst let's start a local bottle cap bandit ring. We can get capital by drinking a lot of beer and collecting the caps.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    monsterror wrote: »
    Hey @mysst let's start a local bottle cap bandit ring. We can get capital by drinking a lot of beer and collecting the caps.

    this is true civilization

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  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    if I had infinite amounts of money I would probably have a shelter just because


    that's probably past the point where I have a pony though

    I've always wanted to live in an underground or partly underground home. Not for apocalyptic purposes but just because I think you could make some interesting designs that way.

    I don't know. Is that strange?

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    so did the world end already or is that still on its way? who's community can I join? I am down with being a King but I guess a Follower would be pretty cool, too.

    You make more money as a leader, you have more fun as a follower

    Metalbourne
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