Took an amazing job at an incredible company doing what I love and what I'm good at.
Down:
Walked in on my fiance and partner of 6 years fucking another guy shortly after moving for above mentioned job.
Gonna call this one a wash.
"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!Satans Post
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
you focus into the distance on the impossible: a titty. all the way out here. you move toward, it, steadily at first and then with mounting speed before leaping onto it and tearing it apart with teeth and nails. alas, only sand fills your mouth; another mirage
I had a bit of a difficult year. The transition from grad school into job searching threw me for a loop. And my grandfather, one of my very favorite people, passed away just a few weeks after his diagnosis with pancreatic cancer.
But now I have a job and a therapist, and i will be an aunt soon. Things are looking up!
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
year in review: FUCK 2012
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Favlaudjust straight up awfulRegistered Userregular
you focus into the distance on the impossible: a titty. all the way out here. you move toward, it, steadily at first and then with mounting speed before leaping onto it and tearing it apart with teeth and nails. alas, only sand fills your mouth; another mirage
went to hawaii for two weeks for my sister's wedding, smoked out and got drunk the entire time. was told her friends think I'm very funny, big ego boost.
came back and decided to just straight stop going to school. instead made a plan to pay off important loans and move out of texas.
met a woman I had to stop myself from falling in love with because she has kids. keep getting in her bed.
my mom visited me for a few weeks. was nice, don't see my parents for years at a time.
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Next year try to touch every weiner but your own.
I think you'll find it much... Harder. 8-)
Geth/Robot Santa
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
can it be silk instead?
Ooh that is a strong contender.
Took an amazing job at an incredible company doing what I love and what I'm good at.
Down:
Walked in on my fiance and partner of 6 years fucking another guy shortly after moving for above mentioned job.
Gonna call this one a wash.
But now I have a job and a therapist, and i will be an aunt soon. Things are looking up!
Hey, I basically get to be the lead of an new engineering dept which doesn't exist yet, which is awesome and exciting and money
Also I'll still be up in Seattle on the company's dime at least weekly
Yeah sure my asshole is made of silk.
It's made of whatever you want it to be
oh
oh, that's what you meant
Oh yeah, found out about the diabetes this year but that's alright. It's forced me to be healthier and I've lost about 50 pounds.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
The first week of the year, I managed to get a week-long climbing vacation at Hueco Tanks with a few friends, and that was fun.
Aside from that, I am still at the same job, still doing the same recreational activities, same friends, no relationships.
Also I want you to know that when I read this I heard this in my head:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
chocolate covered starfish (in hotdog flavored water)
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
It's a knot tied in a balloon. Except in this case it is a reference to the visual appearance of the anus, up close.
best adult movie of the year - Argo
best kids movie - Wreck it Ralph
this is the year I started watching Adventure Time and it's been fantastic all the way through.
Look: nothing lasts forever. Remember that.
came back and decided to just straight stop going to school. instead made a plan to pay off important loans and move out of texas.
met a woman I had to stop myself from falling in love with because she has kids. keep getting in her bed.
my mom visited me for a few weeks. was nice, don't see my parents for years at a time.
drank heavily
Did get the new puppy, who is a holy terror, but has become quite a stellar little man.
Also had our sweet PAX Fancy Dinner.
Everything else is kinda a blur.
yep
Broke as fuck and homeless for a month
But who gives a shit. Back in Portland.
You could say I'm pitching a perfect no-hitter!