So with my flight for California just a couple days away I got a weird phone call from my mother just now who insisted she had to call back again because of something going on "at the airport." My holiday plans are about to get fucking ruined, I feel. I am seizing up physically. Please god just let things go through as planned.
Take a chill pill. It's just been really breezy today.
I should've clarified, my mother (and stepfather) do not need to fly anywhere this year; they drive a freight truck and have the time allotted to have two weeks in California. If they're at an airport, something has gone tremendously wrong and all we're going to hear while at my grandmother's is how fucking wrong it is.
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
Lud....why do you drive a mini-van?
I was a poor kid working at an ISP for $8.00 an hour? It was my college vehicle.
91 Ford Aerostar. Power Steering worked sometimes.
I had a friend with an Aeorstar. That shit was AWESOME.
My old roommate had an aerostar that had formerly been his mom's.
It had great bumperstickers like "cowboy butts drive me nuts" and a vanity plate that was an abbreviated form of I love Trace
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
how long ago did you guys meet?
um 11 years ago now
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
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There is a commercial for this testosterone replacement that is applied under your arms like deodorant. At the end of the ad the guy rubbing this stuff on his pit becomes an animated image done all in orange tones, and a festive spray of cartoon something sprays out of his pit across the screen, all in orange.
And all I could think was "tubgirl brand deodorant"
the internet has ruined me.
I still remember as a wee lad the fun times of shock-imaging friends
Invite a dude over, pull up tubgirl, bring up another, less offensive image
"Yo come here for a sec"
"Oh hey cool" -- *click*
They just stare for a couple seconds, unable to comprehend the true nature of the visual attack on their eyes, and then jump back with a cry
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
if it isn't cool it isn't worth anything
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
how long ago did you guys meet?
um 11 years ago now
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
Unless she lost a limb or was horribly burned or something.
That could backfire.
If she was burned, I apologize for using the term "backfire".
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
Normally I'd tell you to create an experience. But you're out of damn time. So what kind of budget are we talking about here?
$500-$1000
Alright, there is some room to work with there. The quick and dirty option is a honeymoon cruise. Present it as a second honeymoon trip for the future. It's really better as an anniversary gift but you're out of time.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
um have u not seen what happens to a lady when she sees a rad 720
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
An alternate version, Yat Gaw Mein, is found in Baltimore and Philadelphia carry out restaurants. Yat Gaw Mein consists of thick wheat noodles (similar to udon) in a ketchup-based sauce or brown gravy, accompanied by thickly sliced onions and a hard-boiled egg.[3]. Meat, chicken, and seafood can be added, with some restaurants including the option of pig's feet[4]
why does everything philadelphia does have to sound so gross
goddamnit
sounds decent, you petulant swine
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
this is jacob and me right now
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
um have u not seen what happens to a lady when she sees a rad 720
Her panties literally explode.
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Landshark, what state are you in?
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
how long ago did you guys meet?
um 11 years ago now
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
she did that for us last xmas
WEVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO LONG IM ALL OUT OF IDEAS
oh snap, what if i get a new wife? boom problem solved! i can do all my gifts from the last 11 years all over again!
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
There is a commercial for this testosterone replacement that is applied under your arms like deodorant. At the end of the ad the guy rubbing this stuff on his pit becomes an animated image done all in orange tones, and a festive spray of cartoon something sprays out of his pit across the screen, all in orange.
And all I could think was "tubgirl brand deodorant"
the internet has ruined me.
I still remember as a wee lad the fun times of shock-imaging friends
Invite a dude over, pull up tubgirl, bring up another, less offensive image
"Yo come here for a sec"
"Oh hey cool" -- *click*
They just stare for a couple seconds, unable to comprehend the true nature of the visual attack on their eyes, and then jump back with a cry
Also, why does a romantic gift have to be cool? Why can't it just be romantic? Are you showing her that she's the most important thing to you at the end of a sweet skateboard trick or at the landing ramp for a motorcycle jump? What the fuck does it being cool have to do with anything?
um have u not seen what happens to a lady when she sees a rad 720
Her panties literally explode.
There are injuries... sometimes deaths. A mother loses her daughter. A boy becomes a man.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
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we've all talked about it
no she is a porpoise
my parents did not approve. they said our love was doomed to fail.
but we showed them. we showed them alright.
I just finished Bastion
I can't help but read this in the narrator's voice
VCU's internal investigation has found that VCU did not illegally fire the volleyball coach because he is gay.
HOW CONVENIENT
See I don't want oral sex to become an acceptable form of currency
Because, like, where would you draw the line? How do you decide how far is too far?
BETRAYAL!
you are lucky
30 years ago what you are doing is illegal
Gotta say, even with the flyhead, he's the most dapper man in Pullman.
I should've clarified, my mother (and stepfather) do not need to fly anywhere this year; they drive a freight truck and have the time allotted to have two weeks in California. If they're at an airport, something has gone tremendously wrong and all we're going to hear while at my grandmother's is how fucking wrong it is.
$500-$1000
My old roommate had an aerostar that had formerly been his mom's.
It had great bumperstickers like "cowboy butts drive me nuts" and a vanity plate that was an abbreviated form of I love Trace
as in Adkins.
Best van without sweet custom art.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Before this discussion continues, I feel like an exchange rate has to be established.
Chicks, man.
hmm
well i was thinking if you had access to a picture of you two right when you first started dating that would be a romantic gift that is also really, really good
like, give your lady a picture of you two when you were younger and one now in a double frame
that'd be pretty boss i think
I recommend a greasy Denny's receipt on which you have scrawled the word BUTTSEX?? in the last dregs of an empty fountain pen
Disappointment is an experience.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I still remember as a wee lad the fun times of shock-imaging friends
Invite a dude over, pull up tubgirl, bring up another, less offensive image
"Yo come here for a sec"
"Oh hey cool" -- *click*
They just stare for a couple seconds, unable to comprehend the true nature of the visual attack on their eyes, and then jump back with a cry
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8:I
8 : o
wat u say
if it isn't cool it isn't worth anything
It'll look like "BUTTSE@*"
*that's the furious squiggle you draw when a pen runs out of ink
Unless she lost a limb or was horribly burned or something.
That could backfire.
If she was burned, I apologize for using the term "backfire".
Alright, there is some room to work with there. The quick and dirty option is a honeymoon cruise. Present it as a second honeymoon trip for the future. It's really better as an anniversary gift but you're out of time.
um have u not seen what happens to a lady when she sees a rad 720
Man, you put that one right over the plate....
sounds decent, you petulant swine
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Her panties literally explode.
she did that for us last xmas
WEVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO LONG IM ALL OUT OF IDEAS
oh snap, what if i get a new wife? boom problem solved! i can do all my gifts from the last 11 years all over again!
And now you can get a goatse.cx email address.
The 90s hearing this, all sticking their hands in their pockets, kicking a tin can, and walking off glumly
There are injuries... sometimes deaths. A mother loses her daughter. A boy becomes a man.
Panic mostly.
Thankfully they had a lot of pouches to make sure their pockets are empty.