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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    The one thing I know I am getting for Christmas is one of those electric griddle things they had on sale for black friday.

    Going to make so much food on it.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Griddles are awesome for cooking breakfast.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Oh also I think I might get a toaster.

    So I can make breakfast while I make breakfast.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2012

    Their tears are my Christmas present

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I miss the Christmas Forum.

    it's gonna happen gooselord

    just

    not yet

    christmas forum best forum

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I woke up this morning with a sore throat again and now my fever is back and I'm dizzy and have an upset tummy.

    Someone give me medicine.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »

    Their tears are my Christmas present

    Welp, look at that, now I'm vomiting blood. Thanks.

  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Outbound gifts

    Sister:
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    Brother:
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    Sister-in-law:
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    Mom:
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    Dad:
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
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    hey man bitcoins are worth like thirteen bucks now

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What's a bitcoin?

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Well it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    i told everyone i know not to get me anything
    it didn't work
    there seems to be stuff here

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What's a bitcoin?

    Digital Ron Paul dollars.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I think Christmas forum is Christmas Day only, at least it was something like that last year.

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    For loot, a good size pot (5 quarts, I think), t-shirt and $50 from my mom, and $200 from my dad. I have to send stuff out a little late this year, but I'll be treating mom to dinner next time I see her; dad is a bit harder to shop for.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What's a bitcoin?

    Digital Ron Paul dollars.

    You see its worth money because it takes 'effort' to get them, unlike money some government can just print.

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    i told everyone i know not to get me anything
    it didn't work
    there seems to be stuff here

    I'm hoping my family will adhere to my request of "no gifts" for once since I can't afford them this year. If I can't give to anyone I don't deserve shit. In the back of my head I'm just secretly hoping one of my brothers says, "I have an in for a job for you, a full-time one." Boom, sign me up, that's the best gift I can get right now.

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
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  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    i told everyone i know not to get me anything
    it didn't work
    there seems to be stuff here

    Well, i guess I will just throw out this container of moustache wax I was going to send you.
    So far I've gotten an electric blanket since someone found out I dont have heat in my room and was told to open it early. It's pretty dang cozy.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Well it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet

    it's part marionette, jeez

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    TheStig wrote: »

    Their tears are my Christmas present

    Welp, look at that, now I'm vomiting blood. Thanks.

    are you vomiting blood because earlier you were drinking blood?

    do you have something you need to tell us, skragg? are you a vampire?

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    on what I'm getting family...well, a lot of it is books

    but I'm also getting my mom a proper tea kettle because when I was over for thanksgiving she was heating water for her tea using a saute pan

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    That poor woman

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  • Brian KrakowBrian Krakow Registered User regular
    I need to come up with something to give my dad. Tempted to just give cash (everyone likes cash!), but seeing as I asked for cash from him that might be a little silly. Hm.

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Don't give cash unless you're in the mafia.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'd just like some beef jerky, Santa.

    Maybe a box of Cheese Nips if you're not too busy.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I'm not getting half the stuff I was supposed to get for me, my family, and my friends because the mailmen never delivered them even though they shipped weeks ago.

    Merry fucking Christmas.

    agreed @Sweeney Tom
    the shitty USPS is even shitter than usual this year and seem to not give a single fuck about it either

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    What's a bitcoin?

    In the same way that money is an abstraction of work-value (thus facilitating economic exchange in scenarios where direct barter is unfeasible), bitcoin is an abstraction of recreational drugs

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  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    I haven't received any gifts yet because my family respects traditions and doesn't exchange gifts early like a bunch of goddamn heathens. But I actually managed to find stuff for everyone before the last minute this year, hooray!

    For my dad: the first seasons of The Wire and Breaking Bad because he claims that all TV in the last decade has been crap and I am determined to prove him wrong.

    For my mom: pajamas, because dammit mom why do you never want anything.

    For my sister: an Oxford English Dictionary and Garner's American Usage because she is studying English and apparently hates online dictionaries.

    For my cousin, as part of our extended family gift exchange: a couple of gym shirts because I guess he is pumping iron now or something? He is only like 12 years old, I don't know how this works.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Cash is a perfectly acceptable gift!

    neville
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    i told everyone i know not to get me anything
    it didn't work
    there seems to be stuff here

    hey everyone

    don't get me anything

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    And I'm off. Have a good Christmas SE++, y'all be safe if you're drinkin'! :P

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I feel really bad this year because although I got everyone in my family a gift or two or three none of them are very large or fancy or especially useful. Mostly I got cute Korean stationary or accessories for everyone. And because my dad and mom are moving to Russia and can't bring anything with them (they have a total combined shipment of 500 lbs) I haven't gotten them anything.

    I love buying presents for people and I just chose the absolute shittiest time of year to move to another country and try to save money because I'll need new everything.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    So just do like a surprise Christmas in April for everyone

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I got one of my roommates a French press.

    A different roommate got me a French press.

    We've now gone from being a house with zero French presses to a house with two French presses. Double fancy.

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    I feel really bad this year because although I got everyone in my family a gift or two or three none of them are very large or fancy or especially useful. Mostly I got cute Korean stationary or accessories for everyone. And because my dad and mom are moving to Russia and can't bring anything with them (they have a total combined shipment of 500 lbs) I haven't gotten them anything.

    I love buying presents for people and I just chose the absolute shittiest time of year to move to another country and try to save money because I'll need new everything.

    They're moving where? What?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    That said, the exceedingly handsome @Stale got me McSweeney's Enchanted Chamber of Astonishing Stories, which was excellent.

    The always debonair @BEAST! got me Dragon Seekers, a book about dinosaur hunting which I have just started yesterday. And also Up the Down Volcano I think??

    And my heroic and lovely but TOTALLY MYSTERIOUS STILL Satan gave me Death and the Penguin. I started this and it's super. And the book Medusa's Gaze and Vampire's Bite which I haven't begun to read yet.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah my parents are moving to Russia. Go figure huh?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Books are for nerrrrrrrds

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