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it's martin luther king day!

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    DOn"T PUT THE HORSE IN YR BUTT

    that's my fetish you kinkshaming jerk

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    My niece just told me her biggest fear is mummies and they are why she is afraid of the dark.

    Merry Christmas, everybody!

    Mummies don't invade homes, they only protect their own!

    tell that to JFK and Elvis

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    My niece just told me her biggest fear is mummies and they are why she is afraid of the dark.

    Merry Christmas, everybody!

    Mummies don't invade homes, they only protect their own!

    I

    love

    Bubba Ho-tep

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    DOn"T PUT THE HORSE IN YR BUTT

    god damn if i wanted your fuckin input on my personal choices idve shook a box of ritz

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I kinda want to make some butter

    Why, I don't know, I don't think it'd turn out any better than store-bought stuff, in fact it probably wouldn't be as good

    But wouldn't it be cool to be like yeah I made this butter

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    oh man, was that Bubba Ho-tep quote? I am a chump.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    On the plus side, my husband stayed up late to clean the house and wrap presents

    On the minus side, my presents were kind of meh

    On the double plus side, my kid loved just about everything, especially if it had wheels

    Pretty good day

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    quoth I got my newphew that same train thing with the zebra and the koala bear

    he promptly threw the koala at me and laughed his head off

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    All I got for Christmas was three Amazon gift cards (oh and some Steam credit too!)

    And I used part of those to buy a Christmas present for my wife

    And the rest went to cookbooks, so many cookbooks

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    oh man, was that Bubba Ho-tep quote? I am a chump.

    "What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    DOn"T PUT THE HORSE IN YR BUTT

    god damn if i wanted your fuckin input on my personal choices idve shook a box of ritz

    damn its true

    Charles Kinbote on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I got my brother an amazon gift card email thing, and it says he received it

    normally he just sends the same thing back but hasn't yet hrm.

  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    also take your condescending bullshit and shove it straight up your ass with the horse you rode in on



    I didn't intend to condescend, my friend. Once I learn some more vulgarities and insults then maybe we can speak as equals.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    DOn"T PUT THE HORSE IN YR BUTT

    god damn if i wanted your fuckin input on my personal choices idve shook a box of ritz

    damn its true

    yes, on thursday, why

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    get fucked, foolproof

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Oh I also still have my secret satans present to look forward to, woo!

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    me too!

    I hope

    I haven't seen hide nor hair of my SS present, and unless she's playing dumb, Mrs. Lady SH hasn't been contacted by my Satan

    I do not wish to be shafted because that would be sad times since I generally try to do well by my Satanees :(:(:(

    Abracadaniel on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    That train

    He loves that train

    He also has the zoo that goes with the animals so now it's like... Serious business, so many animals

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Quoth wrote: »
    That train

    He loves that train

    He also has the zoo that goes with the animals so now it's like... Serious business, so many animals

    are there hippos

    Buttlord on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Yeah I think the Zoo will be next on 'stuff do get him'

    He's got this little book about dinosaurs and my mom taught him to stomp around on all fours when this BUM-BUM BUM-BUM noise comes on and it's super cute

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I think I'm partly bummed about my presents because my husband usually surprises me with something awesome and this year it was just movies

    And like... One of the movies he had actually bought for someone else and gave it to me instead

    And another was for both of us

    But whatevs, they are good things

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    me too!

    I hope

    I haven't seen hide nor hair of my SS present, and unless she's playing dumb, Mrs. Lady SH hasn't been contacted by my Satan

    I do not wish to be shafted because that would be sad times since I generally try to do well by my Satanees :(:(:(

    On the plus side if you do get shafted people often pick up the slack and you get hooked the fuck up.

    That's obviously not a reason to wish to get shafted but y'know. Silver linings?

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    The zoo actually comes with a built in hippo head whose mouth opens when you push this lily pad, and it makes fun noises

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    The zoo actually comes with a built in hippo head whose mouth opens when you push this lily pad, and it makes fun noises

    oh my god yes

    hippos own

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    shoulda stayed at my parent's house longer, kept some company

    left early to get home and steam game up some

    but now I just don't really want to do anything at all

    bleehhh

    guess I'll start laundry

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i spent the day playing far cry 3/watching django unchained/playing far cry 3/watching the US version of Shameless

    i like this show

  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    My niece just told me her biggest fear is mummies and they are why she is afraid of the dark.

    Merry Christmas, everybody!

    Mummies don't invade homes, they only protect their own!

    You son of a bitch! You moved the pyramids, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the stones! You-only-moved-the-stones! Lies! Lies!

  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    My niece just told me her biggest fear is mummies and they are why she is afraid of the dark.

    Merry Christmas, everybody!

    mummies aren't scary

    dying old and alone of ALS, that's scary

    I will tell her this

  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    Do I get to be the last one to wish you a merry Christmas?

    (on the East Coast?)

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    My dad is in the hospital after vomiting up blood due to pneumonia.

    Which if there was green mucus mixed with the blood means he was just over filled with christmas cheer right??

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm not a doctor, but I think so.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    should I lie in bed and watch half of Dogville

    or take a bath (I'm sick) and read Crash and The Book of Disquiet

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.

    This is cute.

    Thirty degrees.

    And now this conversation just became sisyphean, thus bringing the 'indistinguishable from hell' comment further into the realm of bleak ironic humour.

    Inuits believed that heaven wasn't in the sky but hot and below the ground.

    Why don't you next complain about the "new Zealand drought".

    Only if you're done telling us how you had to walk to school on a bed of burning coals, where trickster desert spirits would offer visions of water while stealing the very moisture from your body.

    Nah.

    That'd be complaining.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    oh deer

    D'oh.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The mouse finally stumbled into the trap tonight

    If only this had happened 24 hours earlier, and been a proper christmas eve miracle

  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Someone explain to me what i just did wrong. I was in the other room watching holiday movies. My cell phone is in another room. I had a phone call from my girlfriend an hour ago. I call her back and immediately get "someone does not care for me, even on christmas, click." This is even after I was messaging with her in the afternoon and told her i would be away from the phone all day.

    Now, to be fair, she was traveling all day to get to her home. But I had zero idea of her schedule and isnt it perfectly fine to just call someone back an hour later? Did i miss some memo where I am supposed to have my phone with me at all times?

    Nm, just wanted to vent. Merry end of the christmas day.

    Barcardi on
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Why didn't you have your phone with you, was it charging or something

    I'd be a little peeved if I was traveling and my SO wasn't fretting a bit over when I'd get safely to my destination, but she seems to be overreacting

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    So Monica's mom wanted to have dinner. Rather than drive an hour to her shitty apartment, I offered to just have it here at my house. I figred since I was volunteered to cook, I'd rather do it in my own kitchen.

    So with this being the plan, I go out and do my shopping on monday, get a nice ham, get some spuds and some beans and wine. Nothing big, but not a small expense either. Today I start cooking, and about 20 minutes before she is to arrive, and therefore when I pull the final things from the oven, she calls and cancels.

    No real reason other than "it's raining."

    So I have a freezer full of ham. Merry Christmas.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Like, I have my phone at least in the same room as me damn near 24 hours a day

    But it does seem like an overreaction

    Maybe there's more to the situation than you're currently aware of?

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I used to hate when my mom canceled on me like that, Stale :(

    On the plus side, ham!

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