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Yeah I think the Zoo will be next on 'stuff do get him'
He's got this little book about dinosaurs and my mom taught him to stomp around on all fours when this BUM-BUM BUM-BUM noise comes on and it's super cute
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
I think I'm partly bummed about my presents because my husband usually surprises me with something awesome and this year it was just movies
And like... One of the movies he had actually bought for someone else and gave it to me instead
My niece just told me her biggest fear is mummies and they are why she is afraid of the dark.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Mummies don't invade homes, they only protect their own!
You son of a bitch! You moved the pyramids, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the stones! You-only-moved-the-stones! Lies! Lies!
God, this heatwave is unbearable. We're all sitting around post-Christmas lunch in our underwear because it's 30 degrees inside and not a hint of a breeze anywhere. There was supposed to be some rain to come alleviate the oppressive heat, but other than a distant thunderhead on the other side of the mountains, there's been not even a sign of cloud. Horizon to horizon blue sky, all day.
This is cute.
Thirty degrees.
And now this conversation just became sisyphean, thus bringing the 'indistinguishable from hell' comment further into the realm of bleak ironic humour.
Inuits believed that heaven wasn't in the sky but hot and below the ground.
Why don't you next complain about the "new Zealand drought".
Only if you're done telling us how you had to walk to school on a bed of burning coals, where trickster desert spirits would offer visions of water while stealing the very moisture from your body.
QuetziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderatormod
The mouse finally stumbled into the trap tonight
If only this had happened 24 hours earlier, and been a proper christmas eve miracle
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BarcardiAll the WizardsUnder A Rock: AfganistanRegistered Userregular
edited December 2012
Someone explain to me what i just did wrong. I was in the other room watching holiday movies. My cell phone is in another room. I had a phone call from my girlfriend an hour ago. I call her back and immediately get "someone does not care for me, even on christmas, click." This is even after I was messaging with her in the afternoon and told her i would be away from the phone all day.
Now, to be fair, she was traveling all day to get to her home. But I had zero idea of her schedule and isnt it perfectly fine to just call someone back an hour later? Did i miss some memo where I am supposed to have my phone with me at all times?
Nm, just wanted to vent. Merry end of the christmas day.
So Monica's mom wanted to have dinner. Rather than drive an hour to her shitty apartment, I offered to just have it here at my house. I figred since I was volunteered to cook, I'd rather do it in my own kitchen.
So with this being the plan, I go out and do my shopping on monday, get a nice ham, get some spuds and some beans and wine. Nothing big, but not a small expense either. Today I start cooking, and about 20 minutes before she is to arrive, and therefore when I pull the final things from the oven, she calls and cancels.
No real reason other than "it's raining."
So I have a freezer full of ham. Merry Christmas.
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QuetziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderatormod
Like, I have my phone at least in the same room as me damn near 24 hours a day
But it does seem like an overreaction
Maybe there's more to the situation than you're currently aware of?
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Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
I used to hate when my mom canceled on me like that, Stale
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that's my fetish you kinkshaming jerk
tell that to JFK and Elvis
I
love
Bubba Ho-tep
god damn if i wanted your fuckin input on my personal choices idve shook a box of ritz
Why, I don't know, I don't think it'd turn out any better than store-bought stuff, in fact it probably wouldn't be as good
But wouldn't it be cool to be like yeah I made this butter
On the minus side, my presents were kind of meh
On the double plus side, my kid loved just about everything, especially if it had wheels
Pretty good day
he promptly threw the koala at me and laughed his head off
And I used part of those to buy a Christmas present for my wife
And the rest went to cookbooks, so many cookbooks
"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."
damn its true
normally he just sends the same thing back but hasn't yet hrm.
I didn't intend to condescend, my friend. Once I learn some more vulgarities and insults then maybe we can speak as equals.
yes, on thursday, why
I hope
I haven't seen hide nor hair of my SS present, and unless she's playing dumb, Mrs. Lady SH hasn't been contacted by my Satan
I do not wish to be shafted because that would be sad times since I generally try to do well by my Satanees
He loves that train
He also has the zoo that goes with the animals so now it's like... Serious business, so many animals
are there hippos
He's got this little book about dinosaurs and my mom taught him to stomp around on all fours when this BUM-BUM BUM-BUM noise comes on and it's super cute
And like... One of the movies he had actually bought for someone else and gave it to me instead
And another was for both of us
But whatevs, they are good things
On the plus side if you do get shafted people often pick up the slack and you get hooked the fuck up.
That's obviously not a reason to wish to get shafted but y'know. Silver linings?
oh my god yes
hippos own
left early to get home and steam game up some
but now I just don't really want to do anything at all
bleehhh
guess I'll start laundry
i like this show
You son of a bitch! You moved the pyramids, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the stones! You-only-moved-the-stones! Lies! Lies!
I will tell her this
GoFund The Portland Trans Pride March, or Show It To People, or Else!
(on the East Coast?)
Which if there was green mucus mixed with the blood means he was just over filled with christmas cheer right??
or take a bath (I'm sick) and read Crash and The Book of Disquiet
Nah.
That'd be complaining.
Satans..... hints.....
D'oh.
Satans..... hints.....
If only this had happened 24 hours earlier, and been a proper christmas eve miracle
Now, to be fair, she was traveling all day to get to her home. But I had zero idea of her schedule and isnt it perfectly fine to just call someone back an hour later? Did i miss some memo where I am supposed to have my phone with me at all times?
Nm, just wanted to vent. Merry end of the christmas day.
I'd be a little peeved if I was traveling and my SO wasn't fretting a bit over when I'd get safely to my destination, but she seems to be overreacting
So with this being the plan, I go out and do my shopping on monday, get a nice ham, get some spuds and some beans and wine. Nothing big, but not a small expense either. Today I start cooking, and about 20 minutes before she is to arrive, and therefore when I pull the final things from the oven, she calls and cancels.
No real reason other than "it's raining."
So I have a freezer full of ham. Merry Christmas.
But it does seem like an overreaction
Maybe there's more to the situation than you're currently aware of?
On the plus side, ham!