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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    far cry 3 is the homestuck of first person shooters

    and much like homestuck, you could try to figure out what the hell it's about

    or you could not

    Don't say this, you'll make me want to not play FC3

    play far cry 3 it's a really good game about shooting people

    just don't worry too much about its story there are plenty of good ones out there for you to worry about

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Are they still using the game of the year podcast music because that music was the best

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I will miss the guitar-driven theme, but I am really liking this new one

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    assassin's creed 3

    a video game about a guy who goes into the matrix to relive the genetic memories of his ancestors so he can use a magic device made by humanity's precursors to stop the sun from burning up earth

    told a more coherent story than a game about a guy who gets kidnapped on an island and tries to escape

    except the story of far cry 3 is A) coherent and B) not what i'm talking about

    the story of far cry 3 is perfectly understandable: you're a guy who gets kidnapped by pirates and escapes and tries to rescue your friends/get revenge. the steps you take are sometimes goofy but you almost always know what's going on and why, and the times you don't are deliberately confusing because it's a game about insanity

    the story is irritating in that there are spots where it feels like there should be a chain of sidequests where you learn more about these characters, who are all just as insane as you if not moreso, but it's not remotely incoherent

    so are you saying Far Cry 3 is a game about shooting people

    thank you for engaging in this argument with me, it was totally not a waste of my time spent typing words to someone who doesn't actually want to talk about things

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    you're welcome

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Buttlord wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    assassin's creed 3

    a video game about a guy who goes into the matrix to relive the genetic memories of his ancestors so he can use a magic device made by humanity's precursors to stop the sun from burning up earth

    told a more coherent story than a game about a guy who gets kidnapped on an island and tries to escape

    except the story of far cry 3 is A) coherent and B) not what i'm talking about

    the story of far cry 3 is perfectly understandable: you're a guy who gets kidnapped by pirates and escapes and tries to rescue your friends/get revenge. the steps you take are sometimes goofy but you almost always know what's going on and why, and the times you don't are deliberately confusing because it's a game about insanity

    the story is irritating in that there are spots where it feels like there should be a chain of sidequests where you learn more about these characters, who are all just as insane as you if not moreso, but it's not remotely incoherent

    so are you saying Far Cry 3 is a game about shooting people

    thank you for engaging in this argument with me, it was totally not a waste of my time spent typing words to someone who doesn't actually want to talk about things

    OK, so we all agree it's about shooting people! Great!

    The new music rules btw

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    calm down, wiggin

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  • LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    this is the first time i've ever seen two people agree that a video game was a good game at the same time disagree completely

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

    It does

    But it's minimal

    Like dropping it from an A+ to an A

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Lenore03Lenore03 Registered User regular
    Why won't the girl standing forlorn on this rooftop balcony dance with me. Why won't she love me at the top of these thirty flights.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

    It does

    But it's minimal

    Like dropping it from an A+ to an A

    take notes spec ops the line

    gameplay comes first

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Hotline Miami, Walking Dead, XCOM, and Mass Effect 3 all came out in 2012.

    Far Cry 3 was never going to beat all of them, except maybe in the minds of a person who played none of the above except FC3.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

    i agree with this

    however

    this isn't what my complaints are about

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

    It does

    But it's minimal

    Like dropping it from an A+ to an A

    take notes spec ops the line

    gameplay comes first

    Style still counts for a whole lot

    Spec Ops and Dikembe Mutombo both made my top ten this year

    Wasn't based on their gameplay at all

    Personality counts

    And if it's good enough it's worth an average game

    Note that none of these games that you believe get "passes" are actually bad games from a gameplay perspective, just nothing outstanding

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Lenore03 wrote: »
    Why won't the girl standing forlorn on this rooftop balcony dance with me. Why won't she love me at the top of these thirty flights.

    or will she

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Hotline Miami, Walking Dead, XCOM, and Mass Effect 3 all came out in 2012.

    Far Cry 3 was never going to beat all of them, except maybe in the minds of a person who played none of the above except FC3.

    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Far Cry 3 handily outclasses the latter three even if the story is just a big gaping hole of nothing

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    i choose to believe that Dikembe and his game are directly responsible for the world not ending last night

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Hotline Miami, Walking Dead, XCOM, and Mass Effect 3 all came out in 2012.

    Far Cry 3 was never going to beat all of them, except maybe in the minds of a person who played none of the above except FC3.

    I have not played Far Cry 3 but I can guarantee you I would like it more than Hotline Miami and Mass Effect 3.

    XCOM is a no because I love that fuckin' game, and I can't say on Walking Dead because I am probably never going to play it!

  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    -Tal wrote: »
    Far Cry 3 makes a deliberate and visible effort to tell a story and when they stumble on that effort it has a negative impact on the overall quality of the product.

    It does

    But it's minimal

    Like dropping it from an A+ to an A

    take notes spec ops the line

    gameplay comes first

    Spec Ops does a way better job communicating its point, though.

    Stilts on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    i choose to believe that Dikembe and his game are directly responsible for the world not ending last night

    I was meaning to ask, how good was that game?

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Hotline Miami, Walking Dead, XCOM, and Mass Effect 3 all came out in 2012.

    Far Cry 3 was never going to beat all of them, except maybe in the minds of a person who played none of the above except FC3.

    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Far Cry 3 handily outclasses the latter three even if the story is just a big gaping hole of nothing

    while the story is flawed i would seriously hesitate to call it a big gaping hole of nothing

    a meandering, jumbled mess, where things are hinted at and never followed up on, and thematically important things come off as forced because they aren't well-integrated, sure

    but nothing?

    nah

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I can't believe how much playing through ME1 again is raising my opinion of ME1

    I can't believe how many sidequests I missed the first time I played through this game

    Does each character get one, basically? I just did the Dr. Heart mission for Garrus and now he's not "talking" to me anymore in the style of here's a conversation wheel, so I guess I'm done with him?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    more like a A- to a B+

    I still don't believe that Far Cry 3 is anywhere near GOTY material

    Hotline Miami, Walking Dead, XCOM, and Mass Effect 3 all came out in 2012.

    Far Cry 3 was never going to beat all of them, except maybe in the minds of a person who played none of the above except FC3.

    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Far Cry 3 handily outclasses the latter three even if the story is just a big gaping hole of nothing

    You are dead to me.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    the point of far cry 3 is:


    you really need to hire better editors for your big budget video game


    also more and better writers

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    gah drafts

    Antimatter on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Munkus you didn't even play FC3

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    oh my god

    I just saw my bank account balance and winced out loud

    this is apropos of nothing I just needed to share that I am stone fucking broke for the next 11 hours

    YaYa on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    How does one wince out loud

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    the point of far cry 3 is:


    you really need to hire better editors for your big budget video game


    also more and better writers

    yup

    you can't just dismiss far cry 3 as a big dumb action game with no story, because it isn't. it's a lot more ambitious, and it trying to talk about a lot more than that

    it isn't successful in that regard for many reasons, but that doesn't suddenly mean those elements aren't there and can't be talked about

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Play Hotline Miami

    Not to further my point or anything like that, I'm just saying: play Hotline Miami

    And for everybody reading this who hasn't: play Hotline Miami

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    But if Far Cry 3 is trying to say something and then fails to do so, fails to communicate anything, what is there to talk about other than its failure?

  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Play Hotline Miami

    Not to further my point or anything like that, I'm just saying: play Hotline Miami

    And for everybody reading this who hasn't: play Hotline Miami

    I will when it's on Mac!

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Play Hotline Miami

    Not to further my point or anything like that, I'm just saying: play Hotline Miami

    And for everybody reading this who hasn't: play Hotline Miami

    Is it on iPad yet

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Play Hotline Miami

    Not to further my point or anything like that, I'm just saying: play Hotline Miami

    And for everybody reading this who hasn't: play Hotline Miami

    I want to, badly

    It gets Mac support this month and then I will

  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    And burning fields of dank herb.
    which was better the first time around, in GTA San Andreas

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    I played them all except Hotline Miami

    Play Hotline Miami

    Not to further my point or anything like that, I'm just saying: play Hotline Miami

    And for everybody reading this who hasn't: play Hotline Miami

    Is it on iPad yet
    Oh wow it would be so hard to play on and iPad.

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    gtrmp wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    And burning fields of dank herb.
    which was better the first time around, in GTA San Andreas

    I disagree, GTA had no rasta dubstep.

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