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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    how fast can someone beat mario rpg!?!?!? that has to take so long

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013


    Mario RPG up next

    Tuned in and immediately saw someone just run right out a window, then the Die Hard stuff was over. Oh, well.

    Edit: While it was on, it looked like someone was piloting Link's boomerang around an empty Pac-Man level.

    Zoku Gojira on
    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    how fast can someone beat mario rpg!?!?!? that has to take so long

    Estimate: 3 hours and 10 minutes, apparently.

    Guess there are some crazy sequence breaks?

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular


    Mario RPG up next

    Tuned in and immediately saw someone just run right out a window, then the Die Hard stuff was over. Oh, well.

    he died on the last boss so he went for a frame perfect instant bad ending loss as a followup

    you can lose that quick in the game

    it was a joke

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular

    Ugh this chat is going to be rough, people are so fucking crass towards trans people

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    is the guy playing trans?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Cygher is fucking godlike at this if you have the time I suggest watching the whole thing

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    he died on the last boss so he went for a frame perfect instant bad ending loss as a followup

    you can lose that quick in the game

    it was a joke

    Ah, now I get it. TY.

    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    god i want to play super mario rpg

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    is the guy playing trans?

    Well not playing but commenting yeah, that's Withelde

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Ugh this chat is going to be rough, people are so fucking crass towards trans people

    This is why there is a hide chat button :D

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i always hide twitch chat unless i'm watching friends play magic

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I don't understand how the rest of the people in that room manage to stay awake.

    Maybe I'll put that on to fall asleep to tonight.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I don't understand how the rest of the people in that room manage to stay awake.

    Maybe I'll put that on to fall asleep to tonight.

    I have it on in the background, basically, I can't imagine actually just sitting in a room watching though.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I don't understand how the rest of the people in that room manage to stay awake.

    Maybe I'll put that on to fall asleep to tonight.

    No doubt its the hype also people come and go all the time, they are at a hotel and I bet there are tons of games/socializing going on in other peoples rooms.

    But Im also the guy who regularly watches 4.5 hour Wind Waker runs or 10 hour FF9 runs.

    bloodyroarxx on
    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    it's fun to watch if there with friends

    basically our sports

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    it's fun to watch if there with friends

    basically our sports

    #esports

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am excited to go back to work tomorrow :D

    This break was really nice but, I have had my fill of it.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Yay, Oglaf is back! Newest one is very much NSFW, as a heads up.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yay, Oglaf is back! Newest one is very much NSFW, as a heads up.

    the faces are great

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am excited to go back to work tomorrow :D

    This break was really nice but, I have had my fill of it.

    I'm feeling the same way about my break from school. Gonna be good to start again.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I wish I had breakfast in my apartment. Hm. I do have time to buy some before school.

    Also, my place is a bloody mess. Gonna clean it up good.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I am annoyed with myself for not starting the install of Darksiders 2 earlier today

  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wish I had breakfast in my apartment. Hm. I do have time to buy some before school.

    Lately, I've just been picking up a quarter-gallon of skim milk and a $1 cup of dry Special K at a convenience store on my way to work. Not only hits the spot, it gives me milk for coffee the rest of the morning. Beats the shit out of McD's/Jack in the Box.

    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wish I had breakfast in my apartment. Hm. I do have time to buy some before school.

    Lately, I've just been picking up a quarter-gallon of skim milk and a $1 cup of dry Special K at a convenience store on my way to work. Not only hits the spot, it gives me milk for coffee the rest of the morning. Beats the shit out of McD's/Jack in the Box.

    I don't think I have something like that beetween here and school.

    Also why do you put skim milk in coffee

    y u do dis

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I am annoyed with myself for not starting the install of Darksiders 2 earlier today

    don't expect too much from it :(

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    What does one do with summer sausage

    Do I eat it like a salami, do I cook it a little

    this is entirely new to me

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Yeah, I'm going to go down to the store tomorrow and see if they need shifts covered. Problem is it's already after the holidays, they probably could have really used me two weeks ago when everyone wants some vaca but I was too busy making pies for sport.

    In other news, finally bookmarking reddit was such a bad idea.
    Oh dude fuckin' Chrome is

    Like I love it but

    Having immediate access to forums or reddit when I open a new tab is like death for productivity

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    What does one do with summer sausage

    Do I eat it like a salami, do I cook it a little

    this is entirely new to me

    Put it on a cracker with cheese.

    Cokebotle
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    What does one do with summer sausage

    Do I eat it like a salami, do I cook it a little

    this is entirely new to me

    Put it on a cracker with cheese.

    Sounds delicious

    I will acquire crackers

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Abdhy, do you recognise the TV show this was done for?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PBISfxoORj0

    Tav

    Trygdekontoret, which is Thomas Seltzer's (of Turbonegro) strange sort of talkshow

    EDIT: a yt comment explaining it:

    ToBeVerified for 2 måneder siden
    [...] The TV show is a somewhat satirical debate and talkshow (with a bureaucracy theme, hence the archives and such). It's a rather popular and much loved show that many young people (16-35) watch. The show probably gathers very few straight pop music fans. [...]

    @Abdhyius

    Ah, thanks. I saw the comment but was wondering as to how true it was. Such a bizarre video.

  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Also why do you put skim milk in coffee

    y u do dis

    Because to my palate, skim milk isn't all that different from 2%. And whole milk is just not an option, since I'm all about a sustainable diet that won't turn me into a balloon these days.
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    What does one do with summer sausage

    Do I eat it like a salami, do I cook it a little

    this is entirely new to me

    Put it on a cracker with cheese.

    Or cut the summer sausage and the cheese into cubes, and enjoy them together, sans crackers. There's no wrong way. But don't ever feel obligated to cook something that's already been smoked.

    Zoku Gojira on
    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2013
    @simonwolf jewcar is correct. Summer sausage is meant to keep in hot weather so it requires no cooking or anything. If you're feeling really decadent, you can just straight-up gnaw on the thing, but it goes particularly well with cheese, crackers, and some sort of boozy beverage.

    Jacobkosh on
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    Fantastic, I will have a delicious evening of cheese, crackers, and elk sausage

  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Fantastic, I will have a delicious evening of cheese, crackers, and elk sausage

    You didn't let on that it's elk sausage.

    The best way to enjoy elk sausage is to overnight it to a friend/casual acquaintance/complete stranger on an internet forum.

    Zoku Gojira on
    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Abdhy, do you recognise the TV show this was done for?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PBISfxoORj0

    Tav

    Trygdekontoret, which is Thomas Seltzer's (of Turbonegro) strange sort of talkshow

    EDIT: a yt comment explaining it:

    ToBeVerified for 2 måneder siden
    [...] The TV show is a somewhat satirical debate and talkshow (with a bureaucracy theme, hence the archives and such). It's a rather popular and much loved show that many young people (16-35) watch. The show probably gathers very few straight pop music fans. [...]

    @Abdhyius

    Ah, thanks. I saw the comment but was wondering as to how true it was. Such a bizarre video.

    The show is generally pretty kind of weird. Seltzer is a strange man.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    elk sausage you eat out while out in the woods.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also fair enough re: coffee. I prefer it without milk anyway.

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  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    also fair enough re: coffee. I prefer it without milk anyway.

    Normally I'm the same way, but occasionally my stomach decides to be a whiny little bitch, and if I drink black coffee in the morning, I won't hear the end of it until lunchtime. So I lull it into a false sense of security by adding milk, then put it in its damned place with a vindaloo around noon.

    Edit: or some chicken teriyaki with sriracha applied liberally as a dipping sauce. IMO, spicy food is humanity's way of reminding ourselves that we're no longer hunter-gatherers eating whatever shit happens along.

    Zoku Gojira on
    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
    PSN: ZokuGojira
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    That feeling when you muck up the spelling of a word so bad that even spell check goes "lol not touching that bro"

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