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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    I honestly don't get why people rag on wanted to the degree that they do

    Like don't get me wrong it's a bad movie

    I just didn't feel that it was EXCEPTIONALLY bad

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Rubber is the worst movie

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    wanted is offensively awful

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    it's like you guys haven't even seen


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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    It only took a few minutes of the Cart Life quick look for me to be sold enough to give it a go. I struggled with it for more than an hour before I finally gave up.

    I can't remember the last time I so thoroughly hated every single aspect of a games gameplay. The story part of it is really appealing, but I hate everything else so much. What finally broke me was the multistep warioware bullshit you had to go through to even make a cup of coffee to sell. I can't imagine you would have to do that for every customer, but for me one was enough.

    Vic on
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I thought wanted was a stupid little action movie that I enjoyed watching the one time

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Wanted had Morgan Freeman shout "SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER" at one point

    so it wasn't a completely terrible, shitty movie that was among the worst I've ever seen. It was just bad.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    wanted is fucking terrible

    it's boring, it's stupid, and it's fucking smug as shit about every stupid, boring, fucking thing about it

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    you guys should Curve your Enthusiasm
    eh? eh?

    Sweeney TomSpeed Racer
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Margot at the Wedding for worst film I've ever seen that you could tell was actually trying to be good

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    it's like you guys haven't even seen


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    listen i know more about this movie then anyone else

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    it's fucking repugnant on virtually every level

    fuck wanted

    Antimatter-TalLangly
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    ... 6 colossi dead.

  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Man screw you guys. troll 2 is the fun kind of bad.

    Also on the topic of bad movies, Jesus Christ I hate The Asylum. They make the boring and shitty kind of bad movies. I love watching bad movies but their shit isn't even watchable

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  • Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Last Airbender is the worst big budget movie I've seen.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Also The Troll Hunter is on Netflix instant I think and it is really good. In a legit good movie kind of way.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Troll Hunter had a poster by James Stokoe so I am compelled to love it without having seen it

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Where does Manos the Hands of Fate or Space Mutiny or Space Prince fit into this bad movie chart?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Where does Manos the Hands of Fate or Space Mutiny or Space Prince fit into this bad movie chart?

    Oh jesus I forgot about Manos

    Manos is the one film I've seen that's worse than Plan 9 and The Room combined

    Manos is the only film I remember falling asleep on

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I've only seen clips from troll 2 but it's the kind of bad movie you can draw entertainment from because it's batshit crazy

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    like the last airbender is a really awful movie but whatever it's just there as a bad movie

    just thinking about wanted's brand of smug stupidity makes me angry

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Napoleon Dynamite is also high up on my list

    Though I don't think it's honestly trying to be good

    I think it's trying to be inaccessibly stupid, and succeeds admirably at it

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Eternal Sunshine was good

    teared up a bit at the end, always a good way to end a movie

    kinda want to watch Apocolypse Now instead of going to read but I'm not sure just how depressed it would leave me when going to sleep

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Space Mutiny and Prince of Space are great with the MST3K riffs
    Why in hell would you ever try to watch them on their own

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    eternal sunshine is one of my favorite movies

    it's really incredible

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    reminder that manos was the root cause of a man's suicide

    Sweeney TomMs Dapper
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Space mutiny would be fun to watch if you had friends to riff with

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The Room is art.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Also the last dragon is one of my favorite bad movies

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Eternal Sunshine is really good but Kate Winslet's character is a special brand of crazy

    I'm not sure if it's just movie crazy or if I've just never met anyone that crazy

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    reminder that manos was the root cause of a man's suicide

    You can say the same about From Russia with Love and Once Upon a Time in the West

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    reminder that manos was the root cause of a man's suicide

    All of the other movies mentioned just suck

    Manos sucked so bad that one of the main cast-members committed suicide

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The Room is shart.

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Ehhh. Kate Winslet's character isn't all that crazy. Certainly some issues, but not even full bipolar or anything.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    She becomes more...settled as the movie goes on

    But their encounter on the train?

    Man

    She just comes off as a psycho

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    You can absolutely read her as commentary on the pixie quirky girl stereotype.

    Which is to say, she is borderline unreal.

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    I actually found Eternal Sunshine to be a bit disappointing.

    Just watched Being John Malkovich. It's okay I guess.


    I think Napoleon Dynamite is legit good, and I don't apply irony to it. It's about a dumb weird white kid. I understood exactly all of his motivations and annoying mannerisms.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Well yeah but keep in mind
    That was after she'd been brain wiped. Their real first meeting was on the beach. Now, admittedly, she did break into an empty beach house, stole alcohol and was going to wear some random ladies clothes to seduce Joel but still. That's more of a dumb kid move than a mentally unstable move.

    The stuff on the train was all to do with how the mental erasure process isn't really perfect and there was still bits of emotion left over for the people erased, evidenced multiple times over the movie.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Like, where Garden state is completely earnest in how it portrays Natalie Portman, sunshine is doing a thing with winslet

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