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Pro Wrestling is soooooo fake

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
11 Pro Wrestlers with the WWE linked to steroids (really? Just them?)

Notable Names linked to scandal:
Pro wrestling
• Kurt Angle
• Randy Orton
• Adam Copeland (Edge)
• Shane Helms (The Hurricane)
• Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio)
• Eddie Guerrero*

*Died in 2005


I don't know why this is news, because if you look at a typical wrestler's physique there is no way it is natural. Anywho, steroids, no biggie. We want our sports/entertainers to be the best they can be, so why not let them take anything that will give them an edge?

Lets just make this into a general Wrestling reminiscing thread, because WWF used to rock back in the day (not so much nowadays). Have you ever been to a WWF/WWE event? Who was your fave wrestler back in the day?

The Rock?
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Sgt. Slaughter?
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etc etc.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Duh.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    OH SNAP

    (oops forgot that gif was that big)

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  • HitScanHitScan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You know, just yesterday I put my foot in a tub full of water. That shit is wet!

    Quick, get on the phone and call somebody!

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    ohsnap.gif[img][/img]

    BANNED

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lol, huge gif.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's pretty obvious Rey Mysterio was juicing.

    See him in WCW? Then see him now.

    yeah.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    This is a winning post.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    This is a winning post.

    I may get kicked out of the Library now for laughing so loud at that...

    ...the old lady is walking over now...

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    oh noes pretend athletes are not real

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The biggest disappointment is Angle.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tell that to Owen Hart

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wrestling is overrated.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the undertaker is still the coolest u guyz

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    ohoho. Got me good, you fucker.

    I guess CT better get on that.


    t - Geek - yeah, considering he was an Olympic Athlete, seeing his name there is kinda off putting.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    ohoho. Got me good, you fucker.

    I guess CT better get on that.
    Awwww.

    hugs2u Fievel

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    the undertaker is still the coolest u guyz

    lies.

    It's is pretty clear that John Xena is the coolest.

    Haven't you seen The Marine?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i dont get naporean's joke

    this makes me both frustrated and retarded

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I DONT GET IT!!?!?!?!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    but John Cena wasn't in DOOM

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Can you answer a question for me?

    Why, when I hit the "Forum Tools" button, are you not mentioned anywhere?

    ohoho. Got me good, you fucker.

    I guess CT better get on that.


    t - Geek - yeah, considering he was an Olympic Athlete, seeing his name there is kinda off putting.

    The operative word being 'was'

    He isn't any more, so it doesn't really matter.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Uhmmmm...aren't you all forgettin' someone?

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    if they made steroids legal for athletes then every athlete whos morally opposed to its use would be fucked

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    babyeatingjesus wrote: »
    but John Cena wasn't in DOOM

    I thought his name is spelled Xena.
    X is for XTREME!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    we all know who the all time greatest all time wrestler of all time is EVER

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    INCONCEIVABLE

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  • DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Eddie Guerrero , that dosen't suprise me if you were to look at pictures of him from say the mid to late 90's and then compare them to what he lookedlike a couple years before his death. he used to be one of those smlal guys that did all the highflying move , and then he just got big. shame really.

    favorite of all time George the Animal Steele

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Randy Orton on this list isn't surprising but Edge and Angle disappoint me, but I'm assuming they used them when they were both out with injuries to get back in the ring quickly.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    Doink_the_clown.jpg

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    Those little clowns are packing in those tights

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is it sad that I know that their names are Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can remember watching Hulk Hogan lose to Andre the Giant on a TV at the Skating Rink...I was something like 9 or 10. I had already been told it was fake, but man, I didn't really care.

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  • DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I fucking hate clowns

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    BloodyRoarXX wrote: »
    Randy Orton on this list isn't surprising but Edge and Angle disappoint me, but I'm assuming they used them when they were both out with injuries to get back in the ring quickly.

    or maybe

    they just use them

    for bigger muscles

    because they are wrestlers you see

    and it's not as though it has any integrity to begin with

    it is gymnastics for rednecks

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Midgets are ugly. It's a sad truth.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    BloodyRoarXX wrote: »
    Is it sad that I know that their names are Doink, Dink, Wink and Pink?

    I remember when Dink first showed up as his first sidekick. Santa brought him in a bag out to the ring.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahahaha Doink was awesome.

    Then they added in Dink.

    Then multiple Dinks, they might have had names themselves.

    super. Well played WWF.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    midgets are tiny dudes with normal sized prongs

    its uncanny

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok i just got the forum tool joke

    I just might be too tired to think or something

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