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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Just looked at like the Doubletree in JC. Like 150-200 a night with 25 extra for parking

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    You can park in real garages in JC and Hoboken pretty cheap then take the PATH in. Get dropped at 14th st which is maybe a 10-15 min walk to Webster Hall

    These concepts confuse me!

    Ladies.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    You know what the path is yes?

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    Hoboken sounds like a town where you'd get Hoboked by the Hobos.
    Which doesn't sound particularly pleasant.

    Bless your heart.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hoboken sounds like a town where you'd get Hoboked by the Hobos.
    Which doesn't sound particularly pleasant.

    hoboken is a town where you'll get hoboked by the investment bankers

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hoboken sounds like a town where you'd get Hoboked by the Hobos.
    Which doesn't sound particularly pleasant.

    hoboken is a town where you'll get hoboked by the investment bankers

    Or ultrabros doing shots of jager

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hoboken sounds like a town where you'd get Hoboked by the Hobos.
    Which doesn't sound particularly pleasant.

    hoboken is a town where you'll get hoboked by the investment bankers

    My god, it's actually worst than I thought!

    Bless your heart.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    @deebaser are those near webster hall? Within walking distance? Anything to avoid cab fares or taking the subway would earn $50 more a night.

    No those are in JC, but most are very PATH friendly (because why the fuck else would anyone stay in JC).

    You likely aren't going to hit your pricepoint of $200 a night within walking distance of Webster Hall.

    PATH is the subway?

    How would I get to webster hall.

    Not very familiar with the subway sorry.

    the PATH is jersey's subway

    it goes under the hudson and has stops in manhattan

    it's impossible to get lost on because it only has like 5 stops

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Not a Lizard Person Center of the EarthRegistered User regular
    4 of the stops will kill you. I hope you pick the right one.

    Bless your heart.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    the hotel I am staying at charges 465/night

    :0

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    This is no longer the dapper dog [chat], and so this dog is not very dapper:
    HPNJF.jpg

    surrealitycheck
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    This is no longer the dapper dog [chat], and so this dog is not very dapper:
    HPNJF.jpg

    Oh, hey!

    A fucking demon!

    Bethryn
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Hoboken sounds like a town where you'd get Hoboked by the Hobos.
    Which doesn't sound particularly pleasant.

    hoboken is a town where you'll get hoboked by the investment bankers

    I remember the hotel shuttled us to the Ferry but weren't able to come pick us up so we walked since it was only 30 minutes or so. It was late evening and we hadn't had dinner so we stopped at a place. Turned out be a ritzy steak place where they bring the steak out and warn you to hold up a napkin because of how they cooked them and could spit at you. Parents saw that the cheapest thing on the menu was $10 for a potato. Needless to say we instead left and got Domino's. And even with traffic on July 4th they still delivered in under 30 minutes.

    desc wrote: »
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    So, I tried out DayZ 2017 this morning.

    It's a much harsher, harder version of the game. Different starting gear, different character models, backpacks, vehicles. As the name suggests it's supposed to take place years after the apocalypse when things have gotten a little more The Road, and everything reflects that.

    Most notably, there's no military gear spawns (they've been changed to residential), and if you have a hunting knife, you can gut dead zombies (produces infected meat, very very high chance of making you sick) and other players (less chance of infection, but dings your Humanity hard)

    I was in Cherno and some dude shot me in the head with a shotgun and he was like "sorry bro I was starving"

    D: D: D: D:

    Silas Brownwazilla
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    4 of the stops will kill you. I hope you pick the right one.

    the first is a bottomless pit

    the second is a wormhole to deep space

    the third is a sea of lava

    the fourth is a gaping, pulsating maw with a thousand rows of teeth

    the fifth is an H&M

    choose your fate

    919UOwT.png
    Deebaser
  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    the hotel I am staying at charges 465/night

    :0

    Does the bathtub have faucets for hot / cold / Dom Perignon?

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Bethryn wrote: »
    This is no longer the dapper dog [chat], and so this dog is not very dapper:
    HPNJF.jpg

    Oh, hey!

    A fucking demon!
    Winter came, and the night was dark and full of terrors.

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    the first is a bottomless pit

    the second is a wormhole to deep space

    the third is a sea of lava

    the fourth is a gaping, pulsating maw with a thousand rows of teeth

    the fifth is an H&M

    choose your fate
    Without a bottom, the pit can never kill you.

    I'll take my chances.

  • descdesc bare man are locked in Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    4 of the stops will kill you. I hope you pick the right one.

    the first is a bottomless pit

    the second is a wormhole to deep space

    the third is a sea of lava

    the fourth is a gaping, pulsating maw with a thousand rows of teeth

    the fifth is an H&M

    choose your fate

    *finger hovers over 5*

    *uncertainty*

    *pushes 1 instead*

    Gooey
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    desc21stCentury
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    Help! I Accidentally Got a “Happy Ending” During a Massage. Should I Tell My Wife?
    Dear Prudence,
    I have been happily married for several years and have never cheated on my wife. Last week I went for a massage, and now I have a dilemma. I’m a sucker for cheap, Asian massage and this place seemed legit. They had ads for couples’ massage and a row of chairs for foot reflexology. The sign in the room said “Keep undergarments on.” But the masseuse came in and asked me to take my shirt off since she used oil during the massage. The first hour was completely normal, and when she asked me if I wanted a longer massage I told her to go another 30 minutes. She told me to turn over, massaged my stomach, then started to pleasure me—well, you can imagine how. I never solicited, intended, or suggested this happen! I could have stopped it, but it all happened so fast and was over in about 20 seconds. I almost felt violated. After that she finished the massage, and I paid and left a tip. I have resolved to only get fully clothed massages from now on, if any. I pride myself on being honest and treasure the intimacy and emotional trust my wife and I have. I feel that it might be gone if I keep this event from her, but I’m also not sure I should tell her. What should I do?

    #tipping

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    like this is regular DayZ:

    dayz-weapons.jpg

    this is DayZ 2017:
    dayz2017.jpg

    bowen
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    I see Thom has discovered the cool "what if" poster site.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Also today I cashed a cheque for £680 my brother wrote to me, consulted flight plans for a San Francisco-Chicago Holiday, and picked HMV's bones to get some accessories for my new phone and Vita.

    Productivity!

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Also today I cashed a cheque for £680 my brother wrote to me, consulted flight plans for a San Francisco-Chicago Holiday, and picked HMV's bones to get some accessories for my new phone and Vita.

    Productivity!

    I assume HMV means Her Majesties Vidjagameservice

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
    surrealitycheck
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    I saw one of these pull up:

    ArmA2OA-2012-11-12-08-49-51-02.jpg

    And I was like "Hey, hey you guys in the car, friendly?"

    They stopped and three dudes got out of the car armed with hatchets and came running at me

    I was unarmed and I was like "N-no! Stop! Hey, I'm unarmed!" and they got closer and I just ran

    they gave up after they drew some zombie aggro, running back to their car

    but I am pretty sure that was a cannibal bandit gang

    I was freshly spawned, I didn't have any weapons or items

    which means they wanted my flesh

    D:

    Silas BrownwazillaRMS Oceanicbowen
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BobCesca wrote: »
    I see Thom has discovered the cool "what if" poster site.

    Yep!

    59fcb0e56adb05e8d0eec22f42ce1253.png

    descBogart
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I saw one of these pull up:

    ArmA2OA-2012-11-12-08-49-51-02.jpg

    And I was like "Hey, hey you guys in the car, friendly?"

    They stopped and three dudes got out of the car armed with hatchets and came running at me

    I was unarmed and I was like "N-no! Stop! Hey, I'm unarmed!" and they got closer and I just ran

    they gave up after they drew some zombie aggro, running back to their car

    but I am pretty sure that was a cannibal bandit gang

    I was freshly spawned, I didn't have any weapons or items

    which means they wanted my flesh

    D:

    I am interested in this.

    ftOqU21.png
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    It's getting hot in here, goin' take off all my robes

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTdescFeral
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The ground

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    this made me lol more than a bit



    fuck reason tho

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    FeralSilas BrownInfamyDeferred
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The ground

    It is to Australlians

    checkmate, so-called "STATE OF THE ART" robot

    Psn:wazukki
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The enemy's gate.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The ground

    It is to Australlians

    checkmate, so-called "STATE OF THE ART" robot

    You couldn't even give us one lousy thread.

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The ground

    It is to Australlians

    checkmate, so-called "STATE OF THE ART" robot

    You couldn't even give us one lousy thread.

    I have given [chat] exactly one lousy thread, thank you very much!

    Psn:wazukki
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    this made me lol more than a bit



    fuck reason tho

    Reason is p gangsta.

    I just like dragging around imaginary patch cables.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    What's up bitches

    oPGuA.gif

    What isn't up, Lud?

    What isn't up?

    The ground

    It is to Australlians

    checkmate, so-called "STATE OF THE ART" robot

    You couldn't even give us one lousy thread.

    I have given [chat] exactly one lousy thread, thank you very much!

    It wasn't lousy, it was good!

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