[D&D 4E PbP] Police Cops: An Eberron Setting (OOC)

Dichotomy

you don't even know what I had planned for if I landed a hit

Antimatter

oh no

the anime is spreading

i

i can feel

uguu

interrobang

don't u even talk to me like u know shit about uguu

Dichotomy

who guu

Antimatter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S9i01LsBXU

interrobang

Dichotomy wrote: »

who guu

u guu

Antimatter

guu what

Gatsby

Uguu say goodbye

and kawaii say hello

Dichotomy

you can't land a hit against the character, but your puns can still wound the player

Melding

QUIT FUCKING BEING BAD AT FIGHTING!

This is more painful than the gorn fight.

Dichotomy

leaf is attempting to construct a rudimentary lathe

Melding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM

Antimatter

worst

or best

Melding

this is the best one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

I encourage you all to watch the entire movie.

Gatsby

I hit

HAPPY?

Gatsby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

Dichotomy

on tonight's program, the role of dichotomy's dice will be played by antimatter's dice

Gatsby

Btw @Dichotomy roll me a saving throw for being slowed, please

Dichotomy

save vs slow: 1d20+2 16

Gatsby

Excellent, thank you

Dichotomy

still waiting for this to be a fakeout

Melding

divine grabbing power is the name of my band.

interrobang

can i do that

do i need to roll for it or somethin

Gatsby

As much as I'd love for some holy lasso to reel Holly back in, I, uh, don't think that's possible at this time

Don't worry though I got something planned

Antimatter

never

split

the

party

Gatsby

I got something planned

Dichotomy

Antimatter wrote: »

never

split

the

party

just look how tedious it got last time

Gatsby

I wholly blame orokos for that

Melding

It's okay, i can still do damage even if i'm rolling terribly.

Dichotomy

with my incredible powers I foresee conflict in the near future

so @Gatsby here is my initiative roll now if it's needed because I am going to sleep and I might as well try to keep things going smoothly in my absence

Initiative: 1d20+6 8

Gatsby

So I'm just going to assume @Huntera and @interrobang will be joining Feld?

Antimatter

how much has feld seem/heard

Antimatter

how much has feld seem/heard

Gatsby

Feld at this point would be behind them and has just caught up, I'd say he's by now caught the tail end of that dialogue mainly the fact that the group and the students are specific targets for whoever's employing Emmahk

Antimatter

well that post was a fucking waste because gatsby reminded me that intimidate checks against non-bloodied enemies started combat

goddammit

Melding

actually just makes them hostile, giving +10 to all DCs for diplomacy and such.

also, should give them +10 to will while attempting to intimidate them out of combat, but that is seemingly easy to miss.

Also, while im here, Holly was adopted by Kernsworth, didn't marry into the family.

Antimatter

ah.

Gatsby

Another case of I'm A Dumb DM and Should Be Better

Gatsby

coming soon to NBC

Melding

I too, am expressing mild disappointment at this turn of events. but let us not dwell on it. Let us instead, see how Gatsby tries to spin this into something.