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Take-Two to Jack Thompson: "Fuck you"

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rocketlex wrote: »
    Maybe he shot at his own house.

    Damn, I'm gonna get sued for saying that, aren't I?

    Even mentioning his name is Libel since you're on a gaming forum.

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    RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm just waiting for Jack to pull a Uwe Boll and challenge all his enemies to a boxing match. I'd pay to see that.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have it on good authority that Jack Thompson is a fucking twat bag.

    Is that libel?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rocketlex wrote: »
    I'm just waiting for Jack to pull a Uwe Boll and challenge all his enemies to a boxing match. I'd pay to see that.
    Him and Uwe should get together in the thunderdome. Whoever survives is the king of destroying Video Game reputations.


    Then we jump the winner on the way out.

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    RocketlexRocketlex Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have it on good authority that Jack Thompson is a fucking twat bag.

    Is that libel?

    No. Now, if you'd said...
    Video games told me that Jack Thompson is a fucking twat bag.

    ...THEN you might be onto something.

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    Mr PeepersMr Peepers Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What does bookstorm mean?

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    What does bookstorm mean?
    I think that's when everyone who has ever played a game ever threw books at Jacks house.

    That would have been fun.

    No, wait, I think that was when Jackies book was linked to stuff about bestiality or something on Amazon. Can't remember.

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mr Peepers wrote: »
    What does bookstorm mean?

    When his book came out, everyone flooded it with horrible reviews on amazon.com and associated it with things like the homosexual kama sutra and a bunch of other disturbing things. He threatened Amazon with a lawsuit if they didn't take the negative reviews down.

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    ArugulaZArugulaZ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think people were just posting nasty things about his book in the reviews section, and giving it low ratings. Here's a guy with such a fragile ego that he quite literally makes a court case out of an insult.

    EDIT: Did Amazon remove them? (Hopefully not.)

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ArugulaZ wrote: »
    I think people were just posting nasty things about his book in the reviews section, and giving it low ratings. Here's a guy with such a fragile ego that he quite literally makes a court case out of an insult.

    EDIT: Did Amazon remove them? (Hopefully not.)

    Some of them were removed since it's against their policy to post a fraudulent review (and most of the reviews were just personal insults to JT anyway). Quite a few remained though, a lot of satirical "positive" reviews also stayed.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Damn, they took em down, but the book can be bought with a book about what Video Games have taught us.

    And Also Ann Coulter's book, "Godless".

    EDIT: Je est stupide. I need to look farther down the page.

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    Robo BeatRobo Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rocketlex wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Jack Thompson is a fucking twat bag.

    Is that libel?

    No. Now, if you'd said...
    Video games told me that Jack Thompson is a fucking twat bag.

    ...THEN you might be onto something.

    What if video games told me that Jack Thompson drinks the blood of puppies to quench his demonic thirst?

    'Cause they did. And he does.

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    Evan WatersEvan Waters Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Really, the only thing that's left to do at this point is for a qualified psychologist to write up a profile on the guy.

    We know he's insane, but I'd like to know just how it happened.

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Really, the only thing that's left to do at this point is for a qualified psychologist to write up a profile on the guy.

    We know he's insane, but I'd like to know just how it happened.

    That was tried when he was running for Governor of Florida I think. Or some office. I forget which. But he apparently passed so now he flaunts the title of being the only certifiably sane lawyer in Florida.

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    gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Really, the only thing that's left to do at this point is for a qualified psychologist to write up a profile on the guy.

    We know he's insane, but I'd like to know just how it happened.

    That was tried when he was running for Governor of Florida I think. Or some office. I forget which. But he apparently passed so now he flaunts the title of being the only certifiably sane lawyer in Florida.

    a- are you serious?
    not about the test, about the sane part

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's quite easy to pass a psychological examination if you're able to stay calm during it and know what responses to give them.

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    ArugulaZArugulaZ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The part he conveniently leaves out is that he's the only lawyer in Florida who the justice system felt NEEDED a psychological exam in the first place.

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gunwarrior wrote: »
    Really, the only thing that's left to do at this point is for a qualified psychologist to write up a profile on the guy.

    We know he's insane, but I'd like to know just how it happened.

    That was tried when he was running for Governor of Florida I think. Or some office. I forget which. But he apparently passed so now he flaunts the title of being the only certifiably sane lawyer in Florida.

    a- are you serious?
    not about the test, about the sane part

    Granted, he claims to be sane since he passed that test.

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    While all the blogs think he's mad as a hatter, it's nice to know slightly more mainstream outlets are finding him a little odd as well:
    — COUNTER-STRIKE: Crusading Miami attorney Jack Thompson has been after "Grand Theft Auto" publisher Take-Two Interactive (TTWO) for years now, with the battle expected to resume this year with "Manhunt 2" and "GTA IV." This time, however, Take-Two is drawing first blood.

    According to the Game Politics Web site, the company petitioned the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida "to enjoin [Thompson] from bringing suit on behalf of the State of Florida to enjoin the sale of 'GTA IV' or 'Manhunt 2' as a nuisance."

    Thompson brought a similar (and ultimately unsuccessful) suit last year against Take-Two's "Bully," and he was unfazed by the company's pre-emptive strike.

    "I have been praying, literally, that Take-Two and its lawyers would do something so stupid, so arrogant, so dumb, even dumber than what they have to date done, that such a misstep would enable me to destroy Take-Two," the lawyer said.

    Maybe Kratos isn't the crankiest guy in video games.

    Maybe this perspective will be mirrored in their television coverage of Thompson's impending shenanigans. We can only hope.

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    ErgandarErgandar Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I discover Jack Thompson to be rather amusing, as a 13 year old gamer.

    Apparently I should be emulating the M rated games I play, considering the adolescent mind is oh-so-susceptible to violent influence. :P

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    Evan WatersEvan Waters Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Really, the only thing that's left to do at this point is for a qualified psychologist to write up a profile on the guy.

    We know he's insane, but I'd like to know just how it happened.

    That was tried when he was running for Governor of Florida I think. Or some office. I forget which. But he apparently passed so now he flaunts the title of being the only certifiably sane lawyer in Florida.

    He'll have to change that once he's no longer a lawyer...

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    skaceskace Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What happened to all the e-surance hentai. This thread was getting good around page 3. THE FORREST DESTROYER IS HOT.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    skace wrote: »
    What happened to all the e-surance hentai. This thread was getting good around page 3. THE FORREST DESTROYER IS HOT.
    Nobody ever got the links. All were saddened.

    You don't have to post them. Just PM them to everyone who asks.

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    ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jack thompson should get disbarred. This latest lawsuit might be his last. We should all ignore him and find pity in such a worthless person. He doesn't believe in the american way, He doesn't believe that we have the right to our own freedoms in our entertainment.

    We shall have a party if he gets disbarred.

    http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20051122-5613.html

    alabama hit him once, please florida! finsh the job!

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If only we could. Davie isn't too far away from here...

    Always good to see someone fighting back against this idiot, though. It only takes one moron to get all the media attention.

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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought the FBA was doing some kind of investigation into Jackie-Boy's activities due to all the complaints about him.

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    Mr PeepersMr Peepers Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    skace wrote: »
    What happened to all the e-surance hentai. This thread was getting good around page 3. THE FORREST DESTROYER IS HOT.
    Nobody ever got the links. All were saddened.

    You don't have to post them. Just PM them to everyone who asks.

    I need to see this. I am ashamed, but damn it curiosity is killing me.

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Talking about Jack Thompson would be more fun if it didn't make my head hurt to think about his "arguments."

    Or the fact that he's continuously allowed to make them.

    Just think, your taxes at work here.

    I wish someone could get a case together on him on the OJ Simpson level, get the best fucking lawyer in the country, if not the world, to bust his balls into paste, and make it so we never have to hear from him again. Because his cases have become harassment. I feel harassed every time I hear his fucking name.

    Let's get together a class-action suit on Thompson and sue him for all the slander and libel he casts upon us. The things he says about us, game developers, and gaming in general is far worse. I'm sure there are those who got disrespectful letters from him after they were NICE to him that could contribute to the cause.

    ...yeah, I'm kidding, but in a perfect world...

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Talking about Jack Thompson would be more fun if it didn't make my head hurt to think about his "arguments."

    Or the fact that he's continuously allowed to make them.

    Just think, your taxes at work here.

    I wish someone could get a case together on him on the OJ Simpson level, get the best fucking lawyer in the country, if not the world, to bust his balls into paste, and make it so we never have to hear from him again. Because his cases have become harassment. I feel harassed every time I hear his fucking name.

    Let's get together a class-action suit on Thompson and sue him for all the slander and libel he casts upon us. The things he says about us, game developers, and gaming in general is far worse. I'm sure there are those who got disrespectful letters from him after they were NICE to him that could contribute to the cause.

    ...yeah, I'm kidding, but in a perfect world...

    If we can prove that he has purposely intended to hurt the character the gaming community....

    Okay, we need a paypal account and a lot of evidence of everything's said over the years.

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    chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007

    This has EVERYTHING to do with Thompson.

    You KNOW he's going to trot out this bit of info before the month is up.

    "Look, look! These guys who lived out their GTA fantasies are CONVICTED KILLERS!"

    Sigh.

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