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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Elder Scrolls Online does not look like an Elder Scrolls game at all. Its whimsy level was set to -∞ and it didn't crash a single time in the whole trailer.

    I have ranted about this and how it could of been amazing instead it is an mmo and it makes me sad.

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  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Dogtars rule! Pink hairs drool!

    Choosing the green ending


    Checkmate

    Eddy
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The only game that I've been interested in this generation which has yet to be ported is MGS4. But I can't buy a PS3 for a single game.

    Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.

    Variable
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Hmm, apparently the DoJ work I'll be doing is actually development work rather than tech support. I'm happy about that (but still want to get out because fuck having a three-four hour long daily commute).

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Crap. It looks like I'm gonna have to attend the Vegas tradeshow. I was hoping to avoid it this year.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The only game that I've been interested in this generation which has yet to be ported is MGS4. But I can't buy a PS3 for a single game.

    Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.

    I came very close to doing this a couple of years ago. Couldn't quite make it work, though.

    edit: wrong instead of work. Where is my brain?

    Tamin on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    if, in a game, you can't break into a completely ordinary looking peasant house in a major city and find an inexplicably naked chick in the attic summoning demons over a bubbling cauldren then it's just not an Elder Scrolls game.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The only game that I've been interested in this generation which has yet to be ported is MGS4. But I can't buy a PS3 for a single game.

    Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.

    I had the sequel on my PSP. It was okay. I'm not sure I want to play more.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @Thomamelas @Bogart

    Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."

    Bogart
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Dogtars rule! Pink hairs drool!

    Choosing the green ending


    Checkmate

    -_-

    I'm going to cut you...

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • descdesc slight cough / rhyming through phones Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Crap. It looks like I'm gonna have to attend the Vegas tradeshow. I was hoping to avoid it this year.

    Cyanide pill

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Thomamelas @Bogart

    Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."

    Nothing beats McFarlane talking about getting slave wages and the Marvel guy pointing out that he got paid over a million dollars. Or anytime McFarlane talks about the plantation.

    Bogart
  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play

    It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.

  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The only game that I've been interested in this generation which has yet to be ported is MGS4. But I can't buy a PS3 for a single game.

    Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.

    The Uncharted franchise, Heavy Rain, and Valkyria Chronicles were pretty much a deciding factor for me. That, and I need a Blueray player anyways.

    cptrugged on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
    Captain Carrot
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The only game that I've been interested in this generation which has yet to be ported is MGS4. But I can't buy a PS3 for a single game.

    Actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Valkyria Chronicles is totally worth getting a PS3.

    I had the sequel on my PSP. It was okay. I'm not sure I want to play more.

    Yeah, this is basically going "I dunno, man, Episode II wasn't that good so I don't think I'll watch the original trilogy."

    (I hated the sequel.)

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    Hmm. The forum is struggling to remember which posts have been viewed and occasionally throwing errors.

    Time to sacrifice another goat to the dark gods.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Also, @Spool32, you are a traitor to the proud logotar consulate.

    Logotars don't need pink hair! Argh!

    I couldn't help it!

    Chanus absorbed me into the collective.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    if, in a game, you can't break into a completely ordinary looking peasant house in a major city and find an inexplicably naked chick in the attic summoning demons over a bubbling cauldren then it's just not an Elder Scrolls game.

    Exactly! Also, if the gameplay isn't excessively emergent, resulting in magnificent bugs like this:



    then just pack it in

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Gosh, I'm so indecisive that... Well, I'm in the middle in every dimension with the MBTI.

    I hate personality tests.

  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Thomamelas @Bogart

    Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."

    Nothing beats McFarlane talking about getting slave wages and the Marvel guy pointing out that he got paid over a million dollars. Or anytime McFarlane talks about the plantation.

    I like the fact that the Marvel guy says, completely accurately, as they leave: "Only one of them has any talent".

    Jacobkosh
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck the search for the means to put an end to things an end to speech is what enables the discourse to continue ~ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) excelsior * ~Registered User regular
    witch screenplay j4c0b

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Crap. It looks like I'm gonna have to attend the Vegas tradeshow. I was hoping to avoid it this year.

    Cyanide pill

    Hasn't been ruled out. Gonna need new shoes and gel inserts.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    witch screenplay j4c0b

    Rob Liefeld wrote a screenplay about his life and Image Comics. It is amazing.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    woot.com has a Vision 42" lcd for $329 today.

    that is a p good deal.


    Edit: It's a woot-off today! Deal is already gone.

    spool32 on
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.

    Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.

    surrealitycheck
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Can someone SRC up my av please?

    surrealitycheck
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Thomamelas @Bogart

    Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."

    todd_bio_photo_01_lg.jpg

    Jacobkosh
  • cptruggedcptrugged Time Dilated Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play

    It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.

    But that atrociousness was blatantly intentional and thoroughly enjoyable. I thought it gave the game that extra icing that really made it that much more fun.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.

    Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.

    It's not like I can have sex with the woman on the screen.

  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    Leitner wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    @Thomamelas @Bogart

    Holy shit, that screenplay. Holy shit. I have no idea what my favorite part could be. Is it when Liefeld meets Eazy-E? Maybe it's when Todd McFarlane is described as "lean, enigmatic, and compelling."

    todd_bio_photo_01_lg.jpg

    That looks like the promo shot for a Gary Numan tribute act.

    desc
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Being trans is weird.

    Because like, all those questions that a 12 year old asks that are normal? Kind of weird when you're 25!

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Hmm. The forum is struggling to remember which posts have been viewed and occasionally throwing errors.

    Time to sacrifice another goat to the Geth.

    FTFY

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    huh wondering why geth awesomed my post...

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular

    If his underwear had a gun, his penis would still be here.

    RMS OceanicRear Admiral Choco
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Bayonetta 2 can have any character or setting or story it wants. It could be stick figures in an ashy wasteland for all I care, as long as the gameplay is at least as tight and engaging as the first one.

    Yes, it's the gameplay you want to be tight and engaging.

    It's not like I can have sex with the woman on the screen.

    Leave my lame puns alone!

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    i am also terrified they'll fuck her up in the sequel. but at least the game will still probably be tons of fun to play

    It is not as though she is a rich character with lots of interesting depth they can mess up. The story and characters in the first were atrocious. The gameplay was insane and amazing.

    But that atrociousness was blatantly intentional and thoroughly enjoyable. I thought it gave the game that extra icing that really made it that much more fun.
    It wasn't bad enough to be enjoyable. It was just a mess.

    They needed to push it just a little further to get away from the quality nadir.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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