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The [chat] About Sad Silent Types Wearing Porkpie Hats

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    the ladies in that photo look strange to me, though i'm not sure why

    I think the one with the sign either has the worst dye job or is wearing a wig.

    Long hair with a short fringe is a relatively popular style with eastern european women living over here.

    Huh, doesn't look good on her. She should probably change it.

    it tends to not look good. I have no idea why it's popular.

    Kana
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I'm on a steady diet of eastern european porn and sometimes I just look at myself, leering at women in bad haircuts and slightly differing facial structures and I weep

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my wife just asked me if my new knife is valarian steel

    hahahaha

    also: measurements

    after i get back from my meeting, you despair hound

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my wife just asked me if my new knife is valarian steel

    hahahaha

    also: measurements

    after i get back from my meeting, you despair hound

    oh i guess i thought you did already

    I'M TOO ANXIOUS

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    YOU CANT WAIT TO EXULT IN MY FLABBY NADIR

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Just such a bad haircut.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Nurse, Veteran, Army Mom, Ficus, Space Dad, Survivor Contestant God Bless This Mess Registered User regular
    Women activists ---> Talks about looks

    natch

    EddySilas BrownKanaShivahnRavenhpltc24emnmnmeSTATE OF THE ART ROBOTSo It Goes
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    for dinner i am making Smoky Charred Cauliflower and Potato Soup with Kale

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I'm a firm believer that any topic is fair game for standup comedy

    there can definitely be funny rape jokes

    pointing at someone and joking at the idea of it happening to them isn't funny

    it wouldn't be funny with a lot of other topics, either

    I'd agree, but I also think that if your thing is shock humour, then I have limited sympathy when a person or people think you're a dick because of something you said.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    beat saints row 3 and far cry 3. Trying to decide what to tackle next. Really want to go back to TSW, but I just have a little too much stress in my life right now to get too caught up in an MMO so I have that on hold.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Women activists ---> Talks about looks

    natch

    chu and i were discussing this irony

    also i finally found out what "natch" means. before i thought it was something old-timey people like jacob and feral said, like "saloon" or whatever

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    Silas BrownFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    YOU CANT WAIT TO EXULT IN MY FLABBY NADIR

    i have honestly admitted all of my backslides! confessed my heinousness!

    join me brother

    it's cathartic

    (no it's not you cry yourself to sleep)

    Silas Brown
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    THIS STATEMENT IS IRONIC

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Women activists ---> Talks about looks

    natch

    look, even a sexist clock is right twice a day. it's not my fault andrea dworkin was ugly, fuzzy!

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    skip only dates the ladies with 34-24-40 measurements

    basically he only dates nicki minaj

    it is a sad life

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    skippydumptruck
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."

    A. They're not Hideous.
    B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    The girl on the right looks like she's wearing a russian gangster's tracksuit

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    200 before my wife got pregnant, in striking distance of my 185 goal

    babby 8 months old, now i weigh 225

    fuck this reproductive earth

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    The girl on the right looks like she's wearing a russian gangster's tracksuit

    haha yeah i was just watching the sopranos the other day and that's the first thing i thought when i saw her

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Hoo, dozed off there.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Speaking of babies:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/maternity-hotel-chino-hills-california-chinese-women-birth_n_2231596.html
    A residence in Chino Hills, Calif., is suspected of operating as a maternity hotel, where expectant Chinese mothers can allegedly pay thousands of dollars to give birth so that their children qualify as American citizens ... "These women are coming to the United States under false pretenses," Kelly Good, a resident, told the news outlet. "They are pregnant and their goal is to have a baby here in the United States so that the child can be a United States citizen."
    ...According to the San Jose Mercury news, Chino Hills Mayor Art Bennett has said that city officials have issued a cease-and-desist order based on code violations, rather than the maternity operation.

    Chino Hills is a part of Los Angeles, which is a sanctuary city. While the Chinese tourists did not come here illegally, it would seem LA wants to keep its immigrant-friendly reputation intact.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Nicki Minaj should be an inspiration to a lot of girls.

    You can be hideous without makeup
    over the hill
    unable to sing

    and if you market yourself right, still be famous.

    (Actually, gonna put it on front street, Minaj is a great fucking rapper. It's...everything else.)

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."

    A. They're not Hideous.
    B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.

    P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Being Irish means that
    A) You're going to look kind of weird. Maybe because your mom suckled you on guinness as an infant, I don't know, it's not for me to judge!
    B) Your accent is going to sound amazing and therefore nobody will care

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    I'm pretty depressed today. Someone cheer me up please.

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    200 before my wife got pregnant, in striking distance of my 185 goal

    babby 8 months old, now i weigh 225

    fuck this reproductive earth

    I keep tellin ya, when that little critter starts walking you'll be shedding pounds as fast as you can chase him.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."

    A. They're not Hideous.
    B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.

    P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.

    Oh, Tav. 8->

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    since i male gazed skippy hard, for like a solid twenty seconds, when i first met him (he was standing at the side of the road, i rolled in real slow, windows tinted, two pairs of sunglasses on, cholo lean on full blast) i can guess at his measurements

    44L, maybe 36 waist, a solid three fiddy

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Red ambulance get.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    What is a rub?

    As in, the kind that a bard says lies within.

    Oh brilliant
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    So this song on Glee is really controversial because apparently it rips off Jonathan Coulton's cover of Baby Got Back. Edit: He also wrote "Still Alive" from Portal. That was the source of my confusion.

    I started watching it... and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TMmBPF0vljM#!

    Ravenhpltc24 on
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
    Elendil
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    200 before my wife got pregnant, in striking distance of my 185 goal

    babby 8 months old, now i weigh 225

    fuck this reproductive earth

    serves you right for being a breeder

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    KanaSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    What is a rub?

    As in, the kind that a bard says lies within.

    I think it's a complication or a catch. The proverbial devil that is said to reside within the details.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    So this song on Glee is really controversial because apparently it rips off Jonathan Coulton's "Still Alive" from Portal.

    It rips off his cover of Baby Got Back.

    It, uh, doesn't sound anything like Still Alive!

    Dark Raven XRavenhpltc24
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    What is a rub?

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    emnmnme on
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    You can be a feminist and comment on someone's looks. The two are not antithesis. Jesus. It's not like anyone is saying "Oh God they're hideous and therefore worthless as a person."

    A. They're not Hideous.
    B. The worthlessness comes from being Irish.

    P sure they're not Irish, or at least not of Irish descent.

    Oh, Tav. 8->
    Not nearly pale enough.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    man if it ripped off still alive he'd be rich

    like, rick james rich

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    damn it

    i hate to encourage this sort of business behaviour

    but these amazon recommendations actually have a lot of stuff i want to buy

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    So this song on Glee is really controversial because apparently it rips off Jonathan Coulton's "Still Alive" from Portal.

    I started watching it... and it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TMmBPF0vljM#!

    Wow, this is what everyone got up in arms over?

    It's terrible. This is the Jonathan Coulton version?

    He should be ashamed of his shitty cover.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    What is a rub?

    As in, the kind that a bard says lies within.

    a whistle fan

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    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    skippydumptruck
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