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The [chat] About Sad Silent Types Wearing Porkpie Hats

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    This apple crumble is not so much crumble and more

    moist

    gross

    quiche

    Oh brilliant
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    @_J_ @MrMister I just saw this this morning, and it applies to the conversation we were having last night.

    This is fantastic

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
    ronya
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Clearly there is scope for some kind of chat diet support group. Possibly with an app that sends you abuse when somebody weighs less than you.

    I bet someone could throw this together in a couple of days.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I totally see why this never made it to air, but it has its moments:

    Silas BrownDark Raven XMazzyx
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    I think this is what rich people call an apple crumble

    That is to say, junk.

    Oh brilliant
    Geth
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Clearly there is scope for some kind of chat diet support group. Possibly with an app that sends you abuse when somebody weighs less than you.

    I bet someone could throw this together in a couple of days.

    Good. You sort out the monkey work and you can earn yourself ten percent of the profit.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    185 and I have a 36 waist. Only 5'10, though.

    Damn my belly fat! I look p slim in clothes, though.

    same

    I'm 5"10 and i'm starting to get a bit of a belly

    i don't understand how this works though apparently if i lose weight i will be underweight

    i'm more or less bang on what i should be

    Casual on
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Women's pants tell you nothing about how big they actually are. I really wish they would measure them with how many inches they are around like men's.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    at my heaviest ever (315-320?) i was a 44

    how many times did you cry while you were eating as you worked your way up to that weight?

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Women's pants tell you nothing about how big they actually are. I really wish they would measure them with how many inches they are around like men's.

    Men's don't either. That number is not actually the circumference.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?
    I still don't quite get it.

    I had random posts liked/awesomed by geth and I have no idea why.

    Some people get watched for nothing? It's a little creepy.

    Maybe it's just to show that Geth is everywhere. Always watching. Always waiting. Always hungry.

    TehSpectre on
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    Dark Raven X
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Women's pants tell you nothing about how big they actually are. I really wish they would measure them with how many inches they are around like men's.

    The cuts are also... weird.

    Like I have a size that fits me perfectly in a few cuts and then in others I can't get them on.

    Ravenhpltc24
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    apparently Justin Bieber's mother is staunchly anti-abortion

    she's made a movie about it

    i really hope he doesn't come out in support of his mother's shitty views

    it'd be terrible to be spreading that message to preteen and teenage girls

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?
    It's apparently random, or at least a system so abstruse that it's impossible to divine. It's best to just fucking ignore him.

    AManFromEarth
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

    its advanced heuristics allow it to preemptively identify malcontents, litterers, and no-goodniks

    Vanguard
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Women's pants tell you nothing about how big they actually are. I really wish they would measure them with how many inches they are around like men's.

    mens aren't great either tbh

    like you can buy something that fits your waist and realise after wearing them a few times they do not fit your thighs or crotch at all

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    are yall measuring your waist or going by pants size? I have a 34 waist but I wear 32s since they do the whole vanity thing in apparel measurement

    Pant size.
    Casual wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    185 and I have a 36 waist. Only 5'10, though.

    Damn my belly fat! I look p slim in clothes, though.

    same

    I'm 5"10 and i'm starting to get a bit of a belly

    i don't understand how this works though apparently if i lose weight i will be underweight

    i'm more or less bang on what i should be

    Don't lose weight.

    Lose fat.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    apparently Justin Bieber's mother is staunchly anti-abortion

    she's made a movie about it

    i really hope he doesn't come out in support of his mother's shitty views

    it'd be terrible to be spreading that message to preteen and teenage girls
    He has come out as anti-choice before.

    Silas Brown
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Women's pants tell you nothing about how big they actually are. I really wish they would measure them with how many inches they are around like men's.

    I knew my mom was lying about her 24" waist.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Tav wrote: »
    apparently Justin Bieber's mother is staunchly anti-abortion

    she's made a movie about it

    i really hope he doesn't come out in support of his mother's shitty views

    it'd be terrible to be spreading that message to preteen and teenage girls
    He's already said he's pro-life in an interview a year ago or some such.
    The Beebs wrote:
    Abortion...isn't that, like, baby killing?



    TehSpectre on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    320 down to 265

    44 to a 38

    our bodies are very similar

    d...do you have big moobs too

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I'm pretty depressed today. Someone cheer me up please.

    I woke up this morning and rolled over to my girlfriend's side of the bed to cuddle. She wasn't there. She broke up with me last week. She will never be there again. I've been on the verge of tears about this all day.

    I'm sorry, that sucks.

    You're not alone here.
    >.>

    Thanks.

    This is the worst break-up I've been through. It's still really painful after a week.

    This girl was so damn close to being my ideal woman, and I was head-over-heels in love with her. I'm scared I'll never again meet anyone as good for me as she was.
    This is where I was last year, Richy.

    Fast forward to now and my new lady is wonderful and awesome and etc etc etc

    You'll find someone. :^:

    Thanks Spectre. I really hope it works out that way for me too. I mean I know I won't be this depressed forever, and I know I'm never getting back together with her, but finding someone even better in a year like you did would be more than I'm hoping for right now!
    If you need help, ye ole internet dating thread helped me break my rut.

    It'll all work out, dude.

    Yeah, I need to recreate my dating site profile, and get back into the dating world...

    Dammit, I am not looking forward to this. I was so happy thinking I was done with all these bullshit dating games.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    bieber nooo :'c

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    Dark Raven X
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    are yall measuring your waist or going by pants size? I have a 34 waist but I wear 32s since they do the whole vanity thing in apparel measurement

    Pant size.
    Casual wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    185 and I have a 36 waist. Only 5'10, though.

    Damn my belly fat! I look p slim in clothes, though.

    same

    I'm 5"10 and i'm starting to get a bit of a belly

    i don't understand how this works though apparently if i lose weight i will be underweight

    i'm more or less bang on what i should be

    Don't lose weight.

    Lose fat.

    but replacing this with muscle would be hard

    can't i just sit at my textbook weight and call it a win?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    TehSpectre
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I'm pretty depressed today. Someone cheer me up please.

    I woke up this morning and rolled over to my girlfriend's side of the bed to cuddle. She wasn't there. She broke up with me last week. She will never be there again. I've been on the verge of tears about this all day.

    I'm sorry, that sucks.

    You're not alone here.
    >.>

    Thanks.

    This is the worst break-up I've been through. It's still really painful after a week.

    This girl was so damn close to being my ideal woman, and I was head-over-heels in love with her. I'm scared I'll never again meet anyone as good for me as she was.
    This is where I was last year, Richy.

    Fast forward to now and my new lady is wonderful and awesome and etc etc etc

    You'll find someone. :^:

    Thanks Spectre. I really hope it works out that way for me too. I mean I know I won't be this depressed forever, and I know I'm never getting back together with her, but finding someone even better in a year like you did would be more than I'm hoping for right now!
    If you need help, ye ole internet dating thread helped me break my rut.

    It'll all work out, dude.

    Yeah, I need to recreate my dating site profile, and get back into the dating world...

    Dammit, I am not looking forward to this. I was so happy thinking I was done with all these bullshit dating games.

    It's okay to wait more than a week and take your time doing this, as well.

    Like, spend some time with you if you want.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    TehSpectre
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    apparently Justin Bieber's mother is staunchly anti-abortion

    she's made a movie about it

    i really hope he doesn't come out in support of his mother's shitty views

    it'd be terrible to be spreading that message to preteen and teenage girls
    He has come out as anti-choice before.

    apparently he said abortion was "like killing a baby"

    his PR team was pretty quick with the damage control on that one and he hasn't been outwardly political since

    but his mother endorsing it could be different

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    also am i the lightest guy in [chat]?


    what the hell?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    In Ye Olde Style I am oblivious as to whether Geth tracks me or not.

  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    are yall measuring your waist or going by pants size? I have a 34 waist but I wear 32s since they do the whole vanity thing in apparel measurement

    Pant size.
    Casual wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    185 and I have a 36 waist. Only 5'10, though.

    Damn my belly fat! I look p slim in clothes, though.

    same

    I'm 5"10 and i'm starting to get a bit of a belly

    i don't understand how this works though apparently if i lose weight i will be underweight

    i'm more or less bang on what i should be

    Don't lose weight.

    Lose fat.

    but replacing this with muscle would be hard

    can't i just sit at my textbook weight and call it a win?

    I tried that for a while.

    Apparently, no.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    320 down to 265

    44 to a 38

    our bodies are very similar

    d...do you have big moobs too

    disgustingly so, yes

    working on getting right of them though

    finding shirts that fit well is hard :<

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?

    its advanced heuristics allow it to preemptively identify malcontents, litterers, and no-goodniks

    i hope to god he's been programmed with the prime directive. we don't need an ed-209 type rampage around here.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    so geth stalks people and shit if they're repeat offenders or what?
    It's apparently random, or at least a system so abstruse that it's impossible to divine. It's best to just fucking ignore him.

    I'm glad the mods have a tool to help them with their jobs, but the voodoohoodoo stuff, particularly when people ask for clarification on whether or not certain rules have changed in the help forum is getting kind of old.

    But that could be my depression, underemployment, and lack of proper food and sleep talking.

    IGNORE ME

    IIIIIIIIIIGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Eddy
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i would wager carrot's the lightest dude

    or maybe ronya actually

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    320 down to 265

    44 to a 38

    our bodies are very similar

    d...do you have big moobs too

    disgustingly so, yes

    working on getting right of them though

    finding shirts that fit well is hard :<

    big ass pink nipples that look like sashimi?

    greetings, brother

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    also am i the lightest guy in [chat]?


    what the hell?

    I'm 70kg, about 164lbs.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Casual wrote: »
    also am i the lightest guy in [chat]?


    what the hell?
    Hey, we're the same weight. Lemme in on this lightest person action.

    Edit: Okay, so nearly lightest.

    I'll take it.

    TehSpectre on
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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    i would wager carrot's the lightest dude

    or maybe ronya actually

    i hope someone is

    i don't consider myself to be small

    i always thought i was just p average

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    TehSpectre
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Update: I am actually closer to sixty kg now o_O

    61, in fact, according to latest weighing. I blame winter.

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    I was still 6'4" in high school but I weighed 135lbs.

    That was a sexy look.

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
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